Русский корабль - иди нахуй

[Brisketexan 104460]

Just now, Parliament said:

Things not going well for corn and bean planting in the Midwest.  Lotsa rain.

Well, sure, why the fuck not.  Like I said, famine, here we come.

All four horsemen, showing up and showing off like a longshot at the Kentucky Derby....

[CooterBrown 17874]

Ruh Roh. 
 

How can you see what’s going and think “you know, now’s the time to join up with these chucklefucks. Their inspiring competence in leadership and action is exactly what we need.”

Georgia may just let them go and raise their national IQ average by 20 points.

[686 3401]

Those trains hauling guns in are taking grain out.

The article says they’re only able to get 1.5MT per month exported on rail currently, where could do 5MT/mo normally. Moving 3.5 million tonnes/month would need ballpark 12 full 100-car trainloads leaving the country every day, I don’t think they have the rails to make that happen.

They would only need about 2-ships leaving per day to get the grain out; and Odessa’s port looks to have at least 10 docks for grain loading. The Turks need to do the right thing and tell Putin the shipping blockade is over - no warships are going through the Bosphorus, but that grain is coming out.

[cactusflinthead 27593]

Yeah, it's not optimal. But, it's better than nothing. All for putting leverage on Erdogan. How to make that happen is another question.

[Pods 7522]

43 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Things not going well for corn and bean planting in the Midwest.  Lotsa rain.

And none in the west, so they are getting wildfires very early this year. 

[Lurch 5919]

I bet Iowa and Nebraska just spontaneously combust this summer.

That’s a shame about Iowa

[Pato del Muerto 52320]

59 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I bet Iowa and Nebraska just spontaneously combust this summer.

Whole country will smell like burnt popcorn the rest of the year

[OU Sucks 8744]

3 hours ago, 686 said:

http://

 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Dual serious illnesses/coups in parallel in China and Russia would be......not great.  Massive instability in both countries (both large nuclear powers) at once makes for a dangerous situation globally.

 

2 hours ago, freyguy said:

So Putin's got cancer, and Xi is flirting with an aneurysm.  I didn't start my political life leaning left, but damn if our ODB ain't getting some shit done.

Guys, I hate to tell you, but Putin doesn't have cancer.  Cancer is just conducting a special operation inside his body.

Edited May 13, 2022 by OU Sucks

[686 3401]

Alright, we got another good drone grenade video:

http:// https://v.redd.it/21nwkmj8kaz81/HLSPlaylist.m3u8?f=sd&v=1&a=1655072657,N2M5YmY2ZDBmMTllMjk1OGMyZjZiMzJkNDhjYTRmNjIyNWI1ODE2ZWY5MjkxNDk1MzI2MzQwMGNhZWU1NjdmZA%3D%3D&utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[Lurch 5919]

That was a good boom. They’re often fairly weak looking.

What are they hearing from the ground that tips them off?

[atomheartbevo 89361]

2 minutes ago, 686 said:

Alright, we got another good drone grenade video:

[atomheartbevo 89361]

34 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Yeah, it's not optimal. But, it's better than nothing. All for putting leverage on Erdogan. How to make that happen is another question.

Pointing out the hypocrisy will do nothing.  

 

[Bevo 13492]

21 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Yeah, no. Leaving your dead and wounded to rot on the battlefield destroys morale.

Based on the pictures I've seen the bodies are already mostly cremated.

[wd40 1976]

10 minutes ago, 686 said:

Alright, we got another good drone grenade video:

http:// https://v.redd.it/21nwkmj8kaz81/HLSPlaylist.m3u8?f=sd&v=1&a=1655072657,N2M5YmY2ZDBmMTllMjk1OGMyZjZiMzJkNDhjYTRmNjIyNWI1ODE2ZWY5MjkxNDk1MzI2MzQwMGNhZWU1NjdmZA%3D%3D&utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

yes.

to me, the way the grenades in these videos is always moving around before release, I imagine it's Curious George strapped to the bottom of the drone, grenade in hand, tongue in the corner of his mouth, eyeballing the target.

[686 3401]

This is a pretty good video from inside a Russian tank that shows basically what you’d expect; no one seems to be in charge, they are getting fucked up by the UA, are having mechanical issues, and the driver is surprisingly (?) calm about it all.

http://

[Foosters 17691]

9 minutes ago, wd40 said:

yes.

to me, the way the grenades in these videos is always moving around before release, I imagine it's Curious George strapped to the bottom of the drone, grenade in hand, tongue in the corner of his mouth, eyeballing the target.

We've come full circle (sans ape)

[cactusflinthead 27593]

17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Pointing out the hypocrisy will do nothing.  

 

All I have for him is scorn.

He looks like the why you no guy.

[Scheiss Meister 8398]

29 minutes ago, 686 said:

Alright, we got another good drone grenade video:

http:// https://v.redd.it/21nwkmj8kaz81/HLSPlaylist.m3u8?f=sd&v=1&a=1655072657,N2M5YmY2ZDBmMTllMjk1OGMyZjZiMzJkNDhjYTRmNjIyNWI1ODE2ZWY5MjkxNDk1MzI2MzQwMGNhZWU1NjdmZA%3D%3D&utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Zigged when he shoulda zagged, a took it right on the noggin.  Good riddance.

[Lurch 5919]

Hell of a way to go. Last fatal decision was “right” instead of “left”

[MillerEP 30338]

🙄

^Not a fan of mass ceasefire myself. I support it in areas like Mariupol, but if you give the Russians a ceasefire they can shore up positions

 

[Scheiss Meister 8398]

29 minutes ago, 686 said:

This is a pretty good video from inside a Russian tank that shows basically what you’d expect; no one seems to be in charge, they are getting fucked up by the UA, are having mechanical issues, and the driver is surprisingly (?) calm about it all.

http://

The only reason for the tank to exist is the main gun.  And it jams.  Bet you a dollar it isn't being properly maintained.

[MillerEP 30338]

 

[Deej 76508]

Poland be like:

[MillerEP 30338]

 

[MillerEP 30338]

^Dude ran right into it

^Man if the Ukrainians can push in enough to start encountering these guys it'll be a slaughter. 

[MillerEP 30338]

^Quite the group of participants

 

[bolverk 29359]

Today's Art Friday Favorites from r/Ukraine (part 1):

 

 

[bolverk 29359]

Part 2

 

 

 

[MillerEP 30338]

👀^Is he finally seeing which way the wind is blowing and switching sides? Maybe if Ukraine offers him the rank of Colonel

 

[bolverk 29359]

There are also 2-3 outstanding videos but I don't know how to post them without autoplay or embedding them. Brass band in the Kyiv subway is fantastic and they looked to have borrowed from the stylings of an HBCU band.

[Parliament 14111]

Yeah I think Russian would not do well in a Polish invasion.  Them Pole strike me as adept and motivated.

[MillerEP 30338]

 

[Ghost of LL 15348]

15 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

^Dude ran right into it

^Man if the Ukrainians can push in enough to start encountering these guys it'll be a slaughter. 

WWII-era nothing. Those were developed in the 1890s and used widely in WWI.  They were antiquated by WWII.

[MillerEP 30338]

Crossing the Seversky Donets, continued.

Russian BTR-82A destroyed in Kharkiv region.

Professional work of SSO of Ukraine. Detection and destruction of a sniper pair of the RF Armed Forces with an accurate mortar strike.

[achooloco 1065]

1 hour ago, 686 said:

Alright, we got another good drone grenade video:

http:// https://v.redd.it/21nwkmj8kaz81/HLSPlaylist.m3u8?f=sd&v=1&a=1655072657,N2M5YmY2ZDBmMTllMjk1OGMyZjZiMzJkNDhjYTRmNjIyNWI1ODE2ZWY5MjkxNDk1MzI2MzQwMGNhZWU1NjdmZA%3D%3D&utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Damn, that one dude got got. 

That said, did the flick Memphis Belle not make it to Ukraine in the 90s? I remember distinctly goofing off in 5th grade using traffic cones and air bombing targets. These drone grenade drops don’t seem that different. Either way fuck Russia. 

[MillerEP 30338]

All that was left of those who attacked Nizhyn. Excursion to the cemetery of katsap equipment.

The occupiers destroyed the Dergachiv House of Culture with a missile strike. There was a humanitarian headquarters.

 In this regard, there will be no humanitarian aid today.

 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3867]

Yeah I think Russian would not do well in a Polish invasion.  Them Pole strike me as adept and motivated.

Poland on being threaten has so many meme/gif possibilities.

https://c.tenor.com/C55U_Sm_T-gAAAAC/masato-tanaka-mike-awesome.gif

[MillerEP 30338]

On the 78th day of the full-scale war, in conditions of complete encirclement, despite the extremely difficult situation, lack of ammunition and a large number of wounded - fighters of the Azov Regiment continue to knock out the enemy from previously captured positions at the Azovstal plant.

Defenders of Mariupol are storming enemy positions, doing the impossible, despite the enemy's constant use of aircraft, naval and artillery, tanks and other weapons. The struggle of our soldiers for Ukraine and for the preservation of the lives of personnel continues in spite of everything.

^Defenders of Mariupol are venturing outside the steel plant.

[atomheartbevo 89361]

33 minutes ago, Deej said:

Poland be like:

17 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Yeah I think Russian would not do well in a Polish invasion.  Them Pole strike me as adept and motivated.

 

it’s crazy how fucked Poland’s borders are because of the Soviets.

Edited May 13, 2022 by atomheartbevo

[MillerEP 30338]

 

[MillerEP 30338]

^lol, tell us how you really feel.

[Nivek 16807]

42 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

The only reason for the tank to exist is the main gun.  And it jams.  Bet you a dollar it isn't being properly maintained.

why we don't use autoloaders part 2?

[MillerEP 30338]

 

[atomheartbevo 89361]

Well fuck, first Russia has to invade Poland after they have conquered Ukraine, and then they have to move on to Canada.  

Putin making Article 5 and the Monroe Doctrine a thing again.

 

[atomheartbevo 89361]

France saying they were not urging concessions.

 

[MadBurgerMaker 403]

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

The only reason for the tank to exist is the main gun.  And it jams.  Bet you a dollar it isn't being properly maintained.

That's apparently a (poorly maintained) BMP instead of a tank.  It was probably also carrying some infantry, although it could have been some weirdo air defense or whatever variant.  Dude has other videos showing it after it was knocked out and before he was captured. 

E:  He's also really calm in the other one I've seen, even with blown up body parts around him, his vehicle still smoking behind him, and Ukranian troops nearby. By "nearby," I mean he's recording them with his phone while they're walking by.  It's in that Reddit thread.

Edited May 14, 2022 by MadBurgerMaker

[The Dog 43771]

 

[atomheartbevo 89361]

[atomheartbevo 89361]

If this was true, I got $48 for "NowThis feels your pain" "FUCK OU", "His name is Daniel Figurelli" and "Your children will be raised by fat middle-aged Americans who are banging your widows in houses with running water and electricity".  I'm still working on that last one.

 

 

[MillerEP 30338]

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

The only reason for the tank to exist is the main gun.  And it jams.  Bet you a dollar it isn't being properly maintained.

Update: Dude's a Staff Officer and now a POW.

https://www.pravda.com.ua/articles/2022/05/11/7345506/

his interview: