Русский корабль - иди нахуй

[Born to Run 6569]

Has a real "Jamaican bobsled" feel to it. Eritrea, we have an infantry fighting team!

Coaaaach, kiss my egg!

[tx 3 putt 76957]

5 hours ago, MillerEP said:

5 left:

Hungary 
Portugal
Slovakia 
Spain 
Türkiye 

 

 

 

 

the pope has spoken !

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

As amazing as the Kharkiv offensive has been, there is still a lot of fighting left to clear the remaining occupied territory.  The Kherson offensive seems to be grinding forward slowly, and the Kharkiv offensive is moving into the consolidation phase, slowing or stopping forward movement, at least temporarily.  There are still western weapons systems that are not deployed in the Ukrainian Army, and a lot more Ukrainians to train.  Obviously there are unknown actions planned by both sides, and the possibility exists that the Russian forces collapse and rapidly retreat or surrender, but successful generals have a plan for a long haul.  We need to prepare ourselves for a long winter, some Ukrainian setbacks, and an even more active 2023.  I still believe, more strongly than ever, that Ukraine will win all of their territory back, but it ain't over until the fat lady sings.  As a wise man in a movie once said, let's don't go sucking each other's dicks just yet.

[The Dog 44051]

General Hertling says that Ukraine doesn't need ATACMS right now:

 

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[Schulz2.0 28951]

 

[Schulz2.0 28951]

 

[Dnaguy 11964]

9 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Great show. Amazing episode.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

4 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

 

Woah. 

[Trey3216 15346]

11 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'm sure those Eritrean troops will love the Ukrainian winter. And I'm sure Russia will make sure they have adequate cold weather gear and rations. 

I’m fairly certain the Eritrean troops are quite familiar with inadequate rations.   

[The Dog 44051]

 

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

38 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Hey, Girki: Don't start none, won't be none.  Now take your licks like a man.

Edited September 16, 2022 by Scheiss Meister
WTF, phone?

[Gengs1 2583]

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

Not entirely accurate about the amount of aid, but hilarious none the less.

[Steel Shank 9425]

12 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Has a real "Jamaican bobsled" feel to it. Eritrea, we have an infantry fighting team!

It'll be the feel-good movie that will have audiences laughing and crying for more! In theatres this holiday season!

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14 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

 

 

 

if god is with us, who can be against?

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Kazakhstan has entered the chat

 

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[Steel Shank 9425]

Also, maybe the Eritrean forces can help the Russians with their shitty-ass music. Maybe add a little R&B/funk to it.

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Edited September 16, 2022 by atomheartbevo

[F250 28775]

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

 

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[Brisketexan 105139]

10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Man, that's a shame.

Also....the wages of sin is death.  Think hard about collaborating, motherfuckers.  Think REAL hard.

[Gengs1 2583]

They are doing pest control, awesome 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

We can’t downplay the impact vodka has played in this war. It seems pretty apparent to me that most Russians, from the top down, are constantly drunk.

I am not a military expert, but it seems like fighting a war while drunk would not prove beneficial.

[Brisketexan 105139]

4 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

We can’t downplay the impact vodka has played in this war. It seems pretty apparent to me that most Russians, from the top down, are constantly drunk.

I am not a military expert, but it seems like fighting a war while drunk would not prove beneficial.

Counterpoint....being drunk has been necessary to get through the past 15+ years of Texas football seasons, so.....let's not be so judgey-judgey.

[Gengs1 2583]

8 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

We can’t downplay the impact vodka has played in this war. It seems pretty apparent to me that most Russians, from the top down, are constantly drunk.

I am not a military expert, but it seems like fighting a war while drunk would not prove beneficial.

I mean you could argue the benefits of it as well, seeing all the shot you don’t have makes you drink more 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Counterpoint....being drunk has been necessary to get through the past 15+ years of Texas football seasons, so.....let's not be so judgey-judgey.

Counter counterpoint: Ask our head ball coach how that worked out for him.

[utee94 15823]

30 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Counter counterpoint: Ask our head ball coach how that worked out for him.

Counterpoint: Why would I take advice from a rotten quitter?

 

[Parliament 14260]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

So realistically, they're gonna give them an AK and just turn them loose behind the lines.

[Brisketexan 105139]

Just now, Parliament said:

So realistically, they're gonna give them an AK and just turn them loose behind the lines.

All of those residents of Donetsk and Luhansk are gonna feel SUPER liberated as a horde of heavily armed criminals is turned loose in their cities to loot and rape instead of risking their asses getting blowed up by UKA artillery.  Hey Donbas separatists.....this is what you wanted.  You got what you wished for.  Enjoy! 

[DDD Dad 14339]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

[RDCanecutter 26442]

14 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

 

So your rubber stamp helps make civilian life more dire and desperate for thousands of men who have weapons training, and your name is on there in case they get bored and start seeing if they can find you?

[TexasEd 8067]

13 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I am mighty tempted to say Ukraine should respond by reciprocating and hitting Bolgorad, Kursk, and other Russian cities in range of HIMARS and destroying their infrastructure.  I would rather Ukraine continue to concentrate on the Russian Army until they are all dead or gone from Ukrainian territory.  Again, Russia shows that they are better terrorists than soldiers, and they know it.

Military depots, munitions plants, factories that could produce war materials, Fuel delivery and storage depots.  Yep.

Would be tempting to hit their main source of revenue the gas pipelines and refineries but that would put Western Europe in a bind.

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

https://www.economist.com/leaders/2022/09/15/vladimir-putins-war-is-failing-the-west-should-help-it-fail-faster

The public sentiment has shifted.  Even Peter Zeihan

 

4 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

[TexasEd 8067]

 

 

[The Dog 44051]

Spoiler

 

 

Edited September 16, 2022 by The Dog
spoilered for dead bodies

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Also, maybe the Eritrean forces can help the Russians with their shitty-ass music. Maybe add a little R&B/funk to it.

Maybe they will be tasked with removal of the dead. Tastefully, but with flavor. 

[The Dog 44051]

 

[RDCanecutter 26442]

12 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

 

 

Comedian is a hard row to hoe to even make a living. To be a popular one, especially one with his own TV show? That's a jugular-biting eyeballs-clawing Alpha badass. Putin thought he was gonna put Zelensky back touring the college circuit. Poor dumb bastard.

[27-25 2047]

 

[Viper 12109]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Also, maybe the Eritrean forces can help the Russians with their shitty-ass music. Maybe add a little R&B/funk to it.

No, Africans listen to American country music

Edited September 16, 2022 by Viper

[Gatorubet 30238]

12 minutes ago, Viper said:

No African's listen to american country music

Africans

[The Dog 44051]

^ why the bridgehead over the Oskil river is important (the spoilered post above)

[686 3449]

 

I thought Girkin was just ranting as usual, but something seemed odd about the “pink ponies and unicorns” and then somebody re-posted this; it’s been out there for awhile, don’t know if he’s taking a veiled shot at Vlad or not.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Wonder what's going through the mind of the average Russian right now. Sure many just blame the West and are fiercely national but has to be plenty of people turning on Putin.

[dimyh 1874]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Counterpoint....being drunk has been necessary to get through the past 15+ years of Texas football seasons, so.....let's not be so judgey-judgey.

[Saint Austin 745]

51 minutes ago, The Dog said:

^ why the bridgehead over the Oskil river is important (the spoilered post above)

The orcs should've studied the Battle of Fredericksburg. Tough shit 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

1 hour ago, 686 said:

I thought Girkin was just ranting as usual, but something seemed odd about the “pink ponies and unicorns” and then somebody re-posted this; it’s been out there for awhile, don’t know if he’s taking a veiled shot at Vlad or not.