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For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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11 minutes ago, MillerEP said:
 

 

the fucking drivers side is totally in flames, they have driven down an embankment, clearly crash landed. 

it took the passenger 12 seconds to bail out of the cab. the first guy in the back doesnt emerge until about 14 seconds after the crash

 

now maybe the guys in the back were knocked off their feet and jostled and had to get their bearings, but the dude in the cab should have been able to get out a lot faster 

but I would have to think insticts would have kicked in a hell of a lot faster than that... you hear the explosion, know the truck is on fire and down a ditch... and it takes more than 10 seconds for anyone to start to bail?

 

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2 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

I know we are biased to see only news we want to hear but it really seems like the mobilization is going spectacularly poorly and it’s only been a week.

yeah.  my big thing was 'well, this may not be mobilization for immediate use, it might be for the spring.' or 'well, they may be relieving internal forces to free them up to come to the front lines.' so maybe this won't be a complete fiasco.   both of those seem to be wrong.  it looks like it is indeed just Enemy at the Gates and they are going to throw meat at the problem.

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2 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

yeah.  my big thing was 'well, this may not be mobilization for immediate use, it might be for the spring.' or 'well, they may be relieving internal forces to free them up to come to the front lines.' so maybe this won't be a complete fiasco.   both of those seem to be wrong.  it looks like it is indeed just Enemy at the Gates and they are going to throw meat at the problem.

Then grind that meat.

Definitely disseminate the message far and wide that the involuntary recruits are highly, highly encouraged to save themselves and surrender at the first opportunity, because the UKA doesn't wish to complete the murders that Putin is attempting.  We don't want you to die, like Putin does.  We want you to go home safely to your family someday, unlike Putin.  Surrender, don't die.

Torch a few trucks and railcars full of them, though, to thoroughly convince them that "yep, surrender is the best choice."

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3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

So a couple things, Radek Sikorski is broadly known as a loose cannon and he in fact had to resign from government in Poland for a leaked conversation in which he shit-talked the U.S. of all things.  He’s also Anne Applebaum’s husband.  Bottom line, MEP Sikorski is not getting special info from the U.S. to tweet. 
 

Second, the U.S. has every reason not to do this. We got Germany to do what we want and turn off NS2. Our big concern right now is oil and not gas, which provides more revenue to Russia. And finally— we are SHIT at skullduggery of this nature and WOULD get caught attacking NATO Allied infrastructure and crack what we have been wanting to build at the very moment we are getting the most value. 
 

This incident does nothing to actually hinder supplies of Russian gas to Europe. It took place outside of any state’s territorial waters thereby carefully avoiding invocation of Article 5. One country, and one country alone is trying to terrify Europeans into believing they are going to freeze and generally instilling chaos. This does a lot to help advance that narrative. And one country, and one country alone has lost any and all friends it has in Europe and spends its days talking shit and making  nuclear threats. Literally nothing to lose. Unlike Ukraine which has everything to lose by attacking Europe, or the U.S., which has somewhat less but still a lot. 
 

“Your friends are the ones fucking with you, not me, who openly hates you and has threatened to burn all of you alive.” Fuck, get a clue GRUHorn. 
 


 

Wait.  Do people outside of Russia believe it was the US who did it?  Good lord.

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58 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

That second video is wonderful! 

Holy shit. Green Dress and Space Cadet are clownish caricatures of fascist elite talking heads. They’re like something out of a B-grade post-apocalyptic film where rich futuristic aristocrats hunt poor people for sport. 

And then that middle aged dude just fucking torches them. (He’s surely a fascist prick too. But he’s the hero of this scene at least.)

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35 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Holy shit that second one is gold.  Armchair warriors the same all over. 

"I don't want to go to the meat grinder!  Send the minorities, send the students!" 

Damn.  True colors and all that.

 

24 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

“Space cadet uniform”.

lmfao

 

22 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

And his pants are full of shit. 

 

19 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

That guy is my favorite guest so far.

Unfortunately it looks like it's a parody account but God damn is it good. 

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1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

the fucking drivers side is totally in flames, they have driven down an embankment, clearly crash landed. 

it took the passenger 12 seconds to bail out of the cab. the first guy in the back doesnt emerge until about 14 seconds after the crash

now maybe the guys in the back were knocked off their feet and jostled and had to get their bearings, but the dude in the cab should have been able to get out a lot faster 

but I would have to think insticts would have kicked in a hell of a lot faster than that... you hear the explosion, know the truck is on fire and down a ditch... and it takes more than 10 seconds for anyone to start to bail?

Cases of tampons don’t move themselves out of the way when you need to get out of the truck quickly.

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2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

the fucking drivers side is totally in flames, they have driven down an embankment, clearly crash landed. 

it took the passenger 12 seconds to bail out of the cab. the first guy in the back doesnt emerge until about 14 seconds after the crash

 

now maybe the guys in the back were knocked off their feet and jostled and had to get their bearings, but the dude in the cab should have been able to get out a lot faster 

but I would have to think insticts would have kicked in a hell of a lot faster than that... you hear the explosion, know the truck is on fire and down a ditch... and it takes more than 10 seconds for anyone to start to bail?

 

You're forgetting their avg bac is .15

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