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6 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

He'd last less than a day. Man can't bake a cake for his life.

He’d get fired his first day. 

Boss: Strong why aren’t you baking any cakes?

Charlie: *blank stare* The cake is already baked..... *points at packaged cupcakes and muffins on the shelves

Boss: You’re fired. We’ll send you you “buyout” check in the mail.

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1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

He’d get fired his first day. 

Boss: Strong why aren’t you baking any cakes?

Charlie: *blank stare* The cake is already baked..... *points at packaged cupcakes and muffins hotdogs on the shelves

FIFY

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39 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Sucks we can't see the regard fight for next year. Regards have this uncanny strength, and I wanted to see which one could flex more. 

 

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39 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I used to live on the route of a mail carrier who looked like Charlie Strong, so this hits close to home.

Did he routinely misdeliver mail addressed to the incorrect zip code?

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On 12/2/2019 at 1:37 AM, ausjala said:

Nope, though I think Red actually believed Charlie would make a good DC.

Dayum....Red's still alive.    Thought he had cashed in around the time Jamail did.

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Sucks we can't see the regard fight for next year. Regards have this uncanny strength, and I wanted to see which one could flex more. 

What if they sex nuts and try to jam your dick in their mouths?
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46 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Charlie Strong: South Florida will reportedly pay Charlie Strong $3 million as part of his termination.

Jokes on Charlie. He gave them the wrong zip code to mail the check to. Returned to sender.

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Charlie Strong: South Florida will reportedly pay Charlie Strong $3 million as part of his termination.

Didn't them fellas in the USF boosters org sell ol' Charlie a house this year? Seems like it was $3+megabux for a place that was on the market for a looooonnnnggggg spell and latest asking price was around $2megabux. Seems like there was a deal for some of Charlie's "future" earnings being part of the sale... got a feeling Charlie might be upside down on the fine mansion there...

 

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16 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Didn't them fellas in the USF boosters org sell ol' Charlie a house this year? Seems like it was $3+megabux for a place that was on the market for a looooonnnnggggg spell and latest asking price was around $2megabux. Seems like there was a deal for some of Charlie's "future" earnings being part of the sale... got a feeling Charlie might be upside down on the fine mansion there...

 

He'll be listing it on the Jacksonville Zillow site any day now.

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He was such a swell guy, I was pulling for him. 

I was really really rooting for him to succeed.

*wipes sweat from forehead*

*loosens collar*

Did I mention how much of a good guy he was he was?

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I hope it had mold in the ceiling and a body buried in the crawl space
well it WAS in Tampa so no crawl space. and mold in the ceiling? nope. mold everywhere.

I see you know as much about Floriduh housinge as you do about anything else, diddly squat.

ps you also don't know shit about body disposal in Florida. if they a swampy area nearby, gaytor food. otherwise, the Casey Anthony method, ride the body around in the trunk for a few weeks then shallow grave in the woods. of course if yer rich take em out to the gulf stream on yer yacht, weight em down and heave em overboard.

Floriduh The Shitshine State

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South Florida: Jeff Scott is not expected to retain any of Charlie Strong’s staff members, Joey Knight tweets.
Knight? you trust anything written by a Knight about USF? Knights HATE USF.
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You look at South Florida, and it's just all about the tradition of not baking cakes at sea level.
South Florida? the tradition in South Florida is NOT that cake shit. It is that if the occupants are home during a home invasion the invaders ARE REQUIRED by tradition to PISTOL WHIP said occupants during the home invasion.

that cake shit applies to West Central Florida only. ergo USF cake fail.
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So Texas subsidized part of Charlie's salary at South Florida, and now they want to avoid his $3mill buyout... 😁

 

Hey USF... Ask Kansas how this turned out with Beaty!!! 😁

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South Florida is interviewing former assistant coaches to see if former Bulls head coach Charlie Strong knowingly permitted any analysts or quality control personnel to conduct impermissible hands-on coaching, multiple sources told FootballScoop.

Sources said NCAA representatives joined USF compliance staffers in the interviews with former Bulls coaches.

The sources felt South Florida is engaging in an after-the-fact attempt to get out from under Strong’s contractually-obligated buyout in order to help with a coronavirus-induced budget crunch.

Strong was fired without cause in December after posting a 4-8 record in the 2019 season. He has since taken a defensive analyst position at Alabama.

The sources said South Florida has spoken with former assistants on both sides of the ball in an attempt to acquire damning testimony against the Bulls’ former head coach. What is peculiar is that multiple sources said South Florida AD Michael Kelly and USF compliance staffers regularly attended multiple practices per week, meaning any possible violations would have been clearly visible to all at the time.

However, with the knowledge Kelly and USF leadership had in December they did not seek to claim “cause” when firing Strong.

Strong’s buyout, split between the athletics department and the private USF Foundation, called for the school to pay him $2.988 million and change.

As with all coaching contracts, the terms of Strong’s deal gave USF the ability to terminate his contract “for cause” in the event of any NCAA violations. 

 

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