MNF - Titans @ Texans 7:15 CST ESPN

[ztejas 43287]

Eight Straight. 

Great pregame read:

http://www.espn.com/blog/houston-texans/post/_/id/23136/how-texans-j-j-watt-went-from-washed-up-back-to-dominance

[ztejas 43287]

PI call was soft as charmin if anyone is watching 

[Harrison Stafford 3327]

Thank God we had a man like Bob McNair as our owner....as opposed to Jerry Jones.

[ztejas 43287]

Forgot Kenny plays for the Titans. He's carving out a nice career.

[Js1 85151]

Ok cool I guess. 

[Js1 85151]

Quite the tribute, playing dead like McNair 

[Harrison Stafford 3327]

It’s still early in the game.  Plenty of time to come back to life.

[Jimbaround 973]

That was a pretty nice drive.

[Machinator 32098]

Good response by the Texans.

[ztejas 43287]

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Quite the tribute, playing dead like McNair 

Nice take bro!

[ztejas 43287]

Deshaun has been and remains my spirit animal

[Walser 1108]

25% of that brisket was cut with the grain. BCS would not approve of such a low percentage.

[ztejas 43287]

Watt is so fucking awesome... TFL then causes 2 offensive penalties b/c they don't know what to do with him.

[Wally Pryor 5245]

Stupid clown fucks at ESPN with its stupid clown fuck graphics. 

Die.

[Machinator 32098]

Witten is painful to listen to.

[ztejas 43287]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Witten is painful to listen to.

It's actually incredible how good Romo is and how much of a cheesedick Witten is. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Got 'im! I like this Texans team.

[deadshank 24651]

Titans got stoned on 4th & 1.  Great defensive stand. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Just now, deadshank said:

Titans got stoned on 4th & 1.  Great defensive stand. 

On the previous down, someone made a nice play catching the back right at the down marker and pulling him back.

[Harrison Stafford 3327]

Would you like some stuffing with that turkey?

[Jimbaround 973]

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

Titans got stoned on 4th & 1.  Great defensive stand. 

Two great stops of progress in a row.  Solid defense there.

 

Now make them pay!

[deadshank 24651]

He gone!!

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Holy fuck! Nice fucking run

[Machinator 32098]

Goddamn, Lamar.

[TonyTexas 10485]

Didn’t think Miller was that fast

[TexasMan 10786]

This game turned in a hurry. 

[Machinator 32098]

Outran Kenny Vaccaro on that one, too.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

He was tiring at the end. Good thing he built up a bit of a lead. #25 was catching up.

[ztejas 43287]

That should lock up the fantasy W for me this week.

What a fucking run. 

[Harrison Stafford 3327]

 With Alfred Blue, that would’ve been a 10 yard run.

[deadshank 24651]

Titan turnover forthcoming. 

Believe it. 

[Jimbaround 973]

1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

 With Alfred Blue, that would’ve been a 10 yard run.

Backwards...

[deadshank 24651]

BOB needs someone to apply some Bondo on that hole in his chin. 

[TexasMan 10786]

 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

7 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Fattest player on the field was the first one down there to celebrate

[Uncle Boobs 1248]

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That should lock up the fantasy W for me this week.

What a fucking run. 

Thanks for letting me know!

Edited November 27, 2018 by Uncle Boobs

[deadshank 24651]

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That should lock up the fantasy W for me this week.

 

I'll take things that make me surly for $1000, Alex.

[Brothahorn 10085]

Bad Bunny is when you kill a rabbit in a month without an R in it.

[ztejas 43287]

3 minutes ago, deadshank said:

I'll take things that make me surly for $1000, Alex.

97 yard touchdown runs do not make me surly. 

[TexasMan 10786]

Watt being disruptive as fuck tonight. 

[Slade 263]

Hopkins is so fucking good, holy shit. 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

This game has been fucking awesome. Keep running the ball down their motherfucking throats

[GabrielsHorn 2142]

Murray on the halftime show is hilarious. Fuck em

[Machinator 32098]

Oh great, Kyler Murray dick-sucking at halftime.

[RoundRobin 828]

Fuck OU and ESPN. 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Why is this fucking midget on during halftime

[Colonel Sanders 1332]

Take the loss pussy.

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Why is this fucking midget on during halftime

But ESPN has turned MNF into a total circus.  Here's a clown dwarf.  Bearded lady is next.

Edit:  Just waiting for this 'music'? act to break out those boots with the long ski blades.

Edited November 27, 2018 by clapclapclap

[elfenix 34193]

i guess i was expecting him to sound like a lollipop kid

[Colonel Sanders 1332]

So now a halftime show is just a fucking music video?