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We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

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Where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?

Bend over and I'll show you.

You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold! 

I wasn't talking to you... 

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Get me somebody.  Anybody!  And get me somebody while I'm waiting!  

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