Can’t see the line can ya Russ?

[McCroskey 1505]

The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin.

Thith tree is the thymbol of the spirit of the Griswold Family Christmith.

[BNB 100]

https://abc13-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/abc13.com/amp/society/christmas-vacation-holiday-display-causes-panic-in-texas/4812985/?amp_js_v=a2&amp_gsa=1#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fabc13.com%2Fsociety%2Fchristmas-vacation-holiday-display-causes-panic-in-texas%2F4812985%2F

[Kennythetiger 9477]

My favorite scene has no spoken lines.  Eddie and Clark are shopping, presumably with Clark paying.  Eddie throws two or three 50# sacks of dog food on the shopping cart, Clark places a box of light bulbs on top; Eddie throws another sack of Ol' Roy on top of the lights.  

[BlueGreySky 1032]

Love that detail and other little things in this movie that make it a priceless gem. 

[justinjc7 153]

Shittin bricks.  

You shouldn't use that word.

Sorry.  Shittin rocks 

[SHOOTER12 8833]

 

 

 

You ain't never seen a set on a dog like this ones got, Clark.

[4th&Five 41596]

He worked really hard, Grandma.

So do washing machines.

[Guest Lobo]

Really, grandma...a whole quarter?  

[justinjc7 153]

We're kicking off our fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols. 

We're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it are we?

No, I have one of those at home.  

[Biff Tannen 45747]

This one here, uh, is leakin.

[Knoxtnhorn 6066]

On 12/3/2018 at 8:24 AM, Kennythetiger said:

My favorite scene has no spoken lines.  Eddie and Clark are shopping, presumably with Clark paying.  Eddie throws two or three 50# sacks of dog food on the shopping cart, Clark places a box of light bulbs on top; Eddie throws another sack of Ol' Roy on top of the lights.  

Agree.  Also the scene where Eddie and Clark are talking in the living room, and Eddie spins the Xmas decoration , causing it to fall to pieces.  The looks on their faces...

Edited December 5, 2018 by Knoxtnhorn

[Biff Tannen 45747]

To stay on this topic, when Clark comes downstairs and all of the relatives are arguing around the breakfast table and he looks at the situation, gives it a second, and then moves on to avoid it all.  I have some version of that every year in real life.

[Biff Tannen 45747]

Snots, you roll over and let Uncle Clark scratch your belly!

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

"250 strands of lights, 100 individual bulbs per strand for a grand total of 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights!"

[Biff Tannen 45747]

16 hours ago, BillyGoatHill said:

"250 strands of lights, 100 individual bulbs per strand for a grand total of 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights!"

The little lights are not twinkling.

[4th&Five 41596]

Clark! We’re stuck under a truck?

Do you honestly think I don’t know that!?

[Red Five 40897]

Eat my road grit liver lips!

[NWBuck 8587]

I"m sure someone has already thought of this, but "Mary" has another flick where you can't see the her panty lines. (NSFW, obvs)

[4th&Five 41596]

You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination. 

[Terry Silver 219]

Snots!  Get in the kitchen there and get ya somethin' to eat.

Edited December 7, 2018 by Terry Silver

[HiggyBaby 2546]

I"m sure someone has already thought of this, but "Mary" has another flick where you can't see the her panty lines. (NSFW, obvs)

[SuckitKevin 920]

Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year round.

[futureman 22550]

On 11/29/2018 at 9:29 AM, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Oh no.  Did I break wind?

jeeeeezus did the room clear out, bethany?  hell no.  she means presents, you shouldn’t have brought presents. 

[NorthLoop 14250]

On 12/6/2018 at 11:05 PM, NWBuck said:

I"m sure someone has already thought of this, but "Mary" has another flick where you can't see the her panty lines. (NSFW, obvs)

Is that the dude from Arachnaphobia? 

[NWBuck 8587]

5 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Is that the dude from Arachnaphobia? 

There's a dude in that clip? 

[mdmost 43055]

On 12/6/2018 at 1:52 PM, Biff Tannen said:

The little lights are not twinkling.

I know, Art. Thanks for noticing.

[Incredulity 11683]

If this turkey is half as good as it looks I think we are all in for a big treat. 

[nycHorn 3043]

On 12/3/2018 at 9:24 AM, Kennythetiger said:

My favorite scene has no spoken lines.  Eddie and Clark are shopping, presumably with Clark paying.  Eddie throws two or three 50# sacks of dog food on the shopping cart, Clark places a box of light bulbs on top; Eddie throws another sack of Ol' Roy on top of the lights.  

If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin' that hockey player.

- What about the kids?

His kids can fend for themselves.

[Angry Gorilla 1769]

Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.