Since the Game is at Jerry World, Let's Remember this Runaway Cart

[Vic Mackey 46939]

Edited November 29, 2018 by Vic Mackey

[EuroHorn 3204]

Runaway cart was at the old Texas stadium

[Valmy77 13125]

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

Runaway cart was at the old Texas stadium

Well we cannot play there anymore so we might as well remember the cart when playing in Jerry World now.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3329]

2 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Runaway cart was at the old Texas stadium

[utee94 15746]

Runaway cart never going to yield

Wrong way in the open field

Seems like it must be hitting someone

Somehow you're going to get overrun

 

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

OU sucks

[kibbles 70]

I applaud the hero who instead of fixing the problem just dead fishes off the cart.   Real tough guy

[runthebone 7933]

 

[Vito Andolini 9115]

Damn, this has me laughing uncontrollably 

[Vito Andolini 9115]

Oh, and Vic was correct, at Jerryworld.

Here’s an in-depth, tongue-in-cheek expose of the entire episode that’s too long for me to read right now, but I may get to it someday:

The video has it all—action, turmoil, heroism, a golf cart! And it’s all set on a grand stage, the 2011 Texas State 5A Division I High School Championship Game at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas. It is truly a piece of viral art. But how did the cart get going in the first place without a driver behind the wheel? Were people seriously hurt in the accident? Were those struck by the cart ever compensated by deep-pocketed Cowboys owner Jerry Jones? The people need answers.

[CastHorn 799]

2 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

Runaway cart was at the old Texas stadium

No it wasn’t slut 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

[deadshank 24651]

The guy in the white jacket at the 43 yard line has some moves. 

[AUinHsv 576]

and the guy who stopped it has closing speed.

[EuroHorn 3204]

5 hours ago, CastHorn said:

No it wasn’t slut 

Lol, you’re right, whore. Thought that was a lot longer ago. 

[Eggo 3975]

7 hours ago, kibbles said:

I applaud the hero who instead of fixing the problem just dead fishes off the cart.   Real tough guy

Give the guy a break. He had just taken a punishing hit from a loose cart in the open field. Probably should be in concussion protocol. 

[Tex Long 4356]

7 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

OU sucks

The first thing in this thread that makes any sense.

[ChickenSandwich 9803]

7 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Give the guy a break. He had just taken a punishing hit from a loose cart in the open field. Probably should be in concussion protocol. 

Targeting. Cart will miss the first half next week

[phdhorn 6224]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

[UTexasFight 9390]

I’d have loved to have been the camera man. And realize about the 30 what’s about to happen

“Oh shit! Dis gon be good!” Zoom out!

[Bert Orange 1115]

<finds self suddenly in passenger seat of a runaway cart>

”Laid back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind”

”Girls don’t want no scrubs. Fuck it. I’m out”

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

The guy trying to drive the cart and then bailing is still one of the funniest things ive ever seen

[NowThis 931]

turf monster at the 31 

[Armybrat 40755]

Being somewhat Old School, I prefer to remember this runaway cart...

Edited November 29, 2018 by Armybrat

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Being somewhat Old School, I prefer to remember this runaway cart...

I've always thought it quite humorous that their mascot is literally a fucking mobile home.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Abandon the dick ship!!!!

[Surlybastard 65]

That cart really needs its own 30 for 30 on espn.

[Sock Drawer 214]

10 hours ago, runthebone said:

 

It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down
I had the radio on, I was drivin'
Trees flew by, me and Del were singin' little Runaway
I was flyin'

 

[mulletpelini 5210]

6 hours ago, deadshank said:

The guy in the white jacket at the 43 yard line has some moves. 

very light in his loafers

[TrashMaster G 17397]

5 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

very light in his loafers

NTTAWWT

[High Plains Drifter 10984]

1 hour ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

I've always thought it quite humorous that their mascot is literally a fucking mobile home.

 

Somehow there is a dysentery joke in there somewhere.

[Sock Drawer 214]

11 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

Runaway cart was at the old Texas stadium

Nope.

"The video has it all—action, turmoil, heroism, a golf cart! And it’s all set on a grand stage, the 2011 Texas State 5A Division I High School Championship Game at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas." 

[Eggo 3975]

Carroll won that game with Jr. Kenny Hill at QB 

[Auto Driller 2504]

This perspective has me cracking up. It’s like watching a great white about to take out a group of seals.

[threesheets 1652]

'til it stops ya fuckin' tease!

[Dennis Taylor 18725]

23 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Carroll won that game with Jr. Kenny Hill at QB 

Huh? Dekaney over Steele. That's Willie Amendola,  Danny's dad

[Sock Drawer 214]

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Huh? Dekaney over Steele. That's Willie Amendola,  Danny's dad

Yep.

[relapse98 634]

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Head gotta be on a swivel. Those are legal hits.

[Mikey4 2476]

Guy on the 31 just falls down, no contact whatsoever.

[Armybrat 40755]

34 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Guy on the 31 just falls down, no contact whatsoever.

Feeble attempt to get in on the lawsuit.

[Gucci_Suit 2611]

This is by far the best Surly thread right now. Well fucking done!

[Mikey4 2476]

Let's hope this doesn't happen Saturday. I'd hate to see the axle mess up Kyler Murray's hair.

[utee94 15746]

6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Being somewhat Old School, I prefer to remember this runaway cart...

You know... MORONS.

Here's another fun and more recent example of sooner competence:

 

[chase25 2048]

36 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This is by far the best Surly thread right now. Well fucking done!

It really is, responses have me cracking up

[relapse98 634]

30 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Let's hope this doesn't happen Saturday. I'd hate to see the axle mess up Kyler Murray's hair.

Well that's just stupid, the dwarf would just slide under the cart.

[deadshank 24651]

1 hour ago, Mikey4 said:

Guy on the 31 just falls down, no contact whatsoever.

Turf snakes are green.  Very hard to detect.

[deadshank 24651]

Oh, and a dissapointing amount of jiggle from the girl wearing the blue top.  Would not bang.

[ChiTownDoc 21105]

4 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Somehow there is a dysentery joke in there somewhere.

Fuck Fortnite.  Oregon Trail will always be GOAT. 

[Vito Andolini 9115]

She does nicely hurdle a dude at the 40, so she get props for that.

Its just amazing how fast Pops Amendola goes from being interviewed to finding himself splayed on his ass in a runaway cart, left hand already on the steering wheel, and then the flop out. 

[ChiTownDoc 21105]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Its just amazing how fast Pops Amendola goes from being interviewed to finding himself splayed on his ass in a runaway cart, left hand already on the steering wheel, and then the flop out. 

That's the most amazing thing to me.  It's a mass of people and the cart comes out of the other side of the scrum with a driver.  LOL

Guy had to be like wtf just happened?  What in the fuck am I doing driving this?!  

I'd also imagine it's instinct to try to hit the brake - which is likely when the 'oh shit' moment truly hit.