"Ginger" from Gilligan's Island

[Gil Bang 25982]

[RPM 26327]

I'm more of a Mary Ann fan.

Edited November 30, 2018 by RPM

[atomheartbevo 89750]

Ginger is the girl you want to meet. 

Mary Ann is the girl you want to marry.

[Guest]

Why not both?

 

I'll make it a true daily double, Alex...

Edited November 30, 2018 by slorch

[Underdog 28750]

10 hours ago, RPM said:

I'm more of a Mary Ann fan.

This man fucks...

 

And eats coconut cream pies. 

[Richard Kimball 1496]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Ginger is the girl you want to meet. 

Mary Ann is the girl you want to marry.

Obviously. Dawn Wells was married five times. 

[RPM 26327]

37 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:

Obviously. Dawn Wells was married five times. 

So you're saying there's a chance.

[Deej 76855]

Mary Ann.

Edited November 30, 2018 by Deej

[Jerry Callo 8708]

I'll take Lovey in the hammock.

 

[RPM 26327]

I bet she was something before electricity.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

The professor says:

 

 

Why not both?

 

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

The professor says:

 

 

Why not both?

 

 

Not so much, he was gay apparently.

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

51 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Not so much, he was gay apparently.

That must have made his three wives and two kids really uncomfortable.  Or are you just basing that off his work with AIDS charities because he had a child die of AIDS?

Edited November 30, 2018 by Herpa Derpa

[Underdog 28750]

So, why not both, Gilligan and the Skipper? 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[Underdog 28750]

Meh.  Elton married a woman once. 

[Mez2 4025]

both tacos

[MAROON 445]

3 hours ago, Richard Kimball said:

Obviously. Dawn Wells was married five times. 

Once...but I guess five is pretty close. 

[Underdog 28750]

No kids either I believe. 

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

Sadly, in society today they would be mocked for not being a size 2.

 

Team Mary Ann reporting for duty.

 

 

[Ten Bears 2481]

When I was younger it was all about Mary Ann.

Then I matured and realized what a fine, fine woman Ginger was.

 

[C-Man 27236]

On 12/2/2018 at 1:53 PM, Ten Bears said:

When I was younger it was all about Mary Ann.

Then I matured and realized what a fine, fine woman Ginger was.

 

This

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This

Shit I was young and knew what a fine woman Ginger was, gimme Mary Anne.

[Wally Fairway 5569]

On ‎11‎/‎30‎/‎2018 at 12:44 PM, Deej said:

Mary Ann.

Holey Shit - I never knew she was one of the popsicle twins

#teamMaryAnn
(or why not both, well really all 3 when you include Lovey)

[idigTexas 2289]

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

(or why not both, well really all 3 when you include Lovey)

 

Yep...don't sleep on Lovey.

[RPM 26327]

I bet she was something before electricity. Bagged a millionaire and everyone calls her "Lovey". 

[mulletpelini 5214]

lovey was haf

[RPM 26327]

Damn, I just realized I told the same joke twice. f me

[Horn80 6131]

On 12/6/2018 at 2:59 PM, RPM said:

I bet she was something before electricity. Bagged a millionaire and everyone calls her "Lovey". 

would a millionaire be on the same boat with plebs...

[idigTexas 2289]

Are you suggesting that there are holes in the premise of Gilligan's Island?  What are you, a Communist?

Edited December 15, 2018 by idigTexas

[atomheartbevo 89750]

Maybe he was going to go all Robert Wagoner on her, and collect the life insurance...

or maybe the Professor had some brilliant idea, and he was going to invest his last remaining ten grand with him.  

Or maybe he and Lovey were slumming and spotted Gilligan and thought it’d be fun to initiative a virgin.  

Edited December 15, 2018 by atomheartbevo

[Horn80 6131]

 

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Maybe he was going to go all Robert Wagoner on her, and collect the life insurance...

or maybe the Professor had some brilliant idea, and he was going to invest his last remaining ten grand with him.  

Or maybe he and Lovey were slumming and spotted Gilligan and thought it’d be fun to initiative a virgin.  

Subscribed.  Where do I mail the $9.99?

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

Wife had on Chopped the other day; Holiday themed show with celebrities competing.  Dawn Wells was one of the contestants.  Apparently this was a repeat from a few years back:

 

[Jerry Callo 8708]

9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Wife had on Chopped the other day; Holiday themed show with celebrities competing.  Dawn Wells was one of the contestants.  Apparently this was a repeat from a few years back:

 

Why are you bringing up some old person?  Go away and fine some old person thread.  Brat?

[Grandioso 2592]

Ginger, hands down. If I'm on a desert island, slut factor is going to weigh heavily on my decision. 

Ginger was constantly horny.

Edited December 19, 2018 by Grandioso

[futureman 22507]

49 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

Ginger, hands down. If I'm on a desert island, slut factor is going to weigh heavily on my decision. 

Ginger was constantly horny.

whoa whoa whoa.  I never watched gilligan’s island (before my time) but was ginger banging?  were people banging on that island?

[RPM 26327]

Things got funky down at the lagoon after midnight. It was the 60's mannnn. When that crate of chemicals floated up in the summer of '67 and The Professor, that's why they called him "The Professor", mannnn, he cooked up a batch of some wicked shit and the girls, they were really trippin' mannn. 

Then Gilligan found that patch growing on the other side of the island. And people wonder why they weren't rescued.

[Underdog 28750]

8 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Wife had on Chopped the other day; Holiday themed show with celebrities competing.  Dawn Wells was one of the contestants.  Apparently this was a repeat from a few years back:

 

Still would.