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Assistant principal fired for reading children's book with the word 'butt' in the title

Toby Price was just filling in for another school official. Little did he know it would lead to his termination.

March 11, 2022
An assistant principal at a Mississippi school has been fired after reading a children's book called "I Need a New Butt" to a second grade class, the latest in a string of school book controversies happening around the country. Toby Price, who was assistant principal at Gary Road Elementary School for three years, told the Washington Post he was asked to schedule a Zoom meeting for another school official to read to second grade classes.
When they didn't show up, Price was asked to do the reading instead. So he grabbed one of his favorite books that he had nearby, titled "I Need a New Butt!", which he said the second graders loved. A description for the children's book, written by author Dawn McMillan, says a child sets off to find a new butt after discovering that his "has a huge crack.”

"It’s a funny, silly book,” Price, 46, told the Post. “I’m a firm believer that … if kids see that books can be funny and silly, they’ll hang around long enough to see all the other cool things that books can be."

But after the class ended, Price was summoned to the principal's office and warned that parents would complain about his choice of book. "They kind of just let me have it," Price told the Post. "She said, 'Is this the kind of thing you find funny and silly? Fart and butt and bulletproof butts?' And I said, 'Yeah, I did until I walked in.'"

Price was placed on administrative leave and two days later, he was fired. He said he had not heard of any complaints from parents about the book. The district's superintendent wrote in Price's termination letter that he showed "a lack of professionalism and impaired judgment" when he chose the book. 


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https://www.chron.com/politics/article/I-need-a-New-Butt-book-principal-fired-16994414.php

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Assistant principal fired for reading children's book with the word 'butt' in the title

Toby Price was just filling in for another school official. Little did he know it would lead to his termination.

March 11, 2022
An assistant principal at a Mississippi school has been fired after reading a children's book called "I Need a New Butt" to a second grade class, the latest in a string of school book controversies happening around the country. Toby Price, who was assistant principal at Gary Road Elementary School for three years, told the Washington Post he was asked to schedule a Zoom meeting for another school official to read to second grade classes.
When they didn't show up, Price was asked to do the reading instead. So he grabbed one of his favorite books that he had nearby, titled "I Need a New Butt!", which he said the second graders loved. A description for the children's book, written by author Dawn McMillan, says a child sets off to find a new butt after discovering that his "has a huge crack.”

"It’s a funny, silly book,” Price, 46, told the Post. “I’m a firm believer that … if kids see that books can be funny and silly, they’ll hang around long enough to see all the other cool things that books can be."

But after the class ended, Price was summoned to the principal's office and warned that parents would complain about his choice of book. "They kind of just let me have it," Price told the Post. "She said, 'Is this the kind of thing you find funny and silly? Fart and butt and bulletproof butts?' And I said, 'Yeah, I did until I walked in.'"

Price was placed on administrative leave and two days later, he was fired. He said he had not heard of any complaints from parents about the book. The district's superintendent wrote in Price's termination letter that he showed "a lack of professionalism and impaired judgment" when he chose the book. 


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https://www.chron.com/politics/article/I-need-a-New-Butt-book-principal-fired-16994414.php

The folks who objected to that need to get the sticks out of their asses.

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Prosecutors say a 20-year-old man from Pennsylvania figured out where a woman he met on the website OnlyFans lived, drove to her home and hid in her attic, coming down to take videos of her while she slept.


https://www.wkbn.com/news/pennsylvania/pennsylvania-man-accused-of-hiding-in-attic-of-woman-he-met-on-onlyfans-recording-her/

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Grocery shopping often feels like a rote chore. That’s why it’s so refreshing to see one supermarket giant offer a new, free service that could elevate any routine food run into a pleasant, even rewarding experience: Whole Foods just announced that customers are free to weigh big ass titties in the produce scales if they ever feel like it.

What a simple but genius way to improve the customer experience. Whole Foods is truly going the extra mile!

At a press conference earlier today, Whole Foods declared that if customers ever feel inclined to weigh fat-ass boobs that got some swing on ‘em, they can go on ahead and plop those things in the produce scales at any Whole Foods store location, regardless of whether they plan to make any purchases afterwards. Recognizing how difficult it can be to calculate the heft of serious mommy milkers using a step-on bathroom scale at home, Whole Foods explained that their produce scales are pretty much at chest height for the majority of people, making the accommodation an easy, zero-cost way to both reward loyal shoppers and attract new ones.

 

“We believe in setting ourselves apart from other grocery chains. Letting consumers check out the exact poundage of bust they’re working with is just one way we show that,” said Whole Foods CEO John Mackey. He then demonstrated the new policy in front of reporters by taking one of his wife’s double-G cup assets and dumping it into a produce scale with a loud thud, bolting the scale’s red dial up to the 3.5 lbs mark and eliciting an eruption of applause from the crowd.

“It’s natural to be curious about how much your breasts weigh. Now, if you’d like to quantify just how buxom you are, simply head on down to your local Whole Foods and plop those puppies in one of our fruit, vegetable, or deli scales, free of charge. Please note that if you’re under five feet tall, we’re not putting step stools out there, but you can feel free to climb up on a pile of vegetables to weigh your canons—or maybe ask a strong friend to lift you up until your tits reach the scale. Whatever makes your shopping experience at Whole Foods the best it can be.”

Yup, Whole Foods is about to gain a lot of new customers with this sensible new service!

Don’t be surprised if you see other supermarket chains start letting people weigh fat fucking titties in their produce scales soon, because this is seriously genius. Whole Foods just threw down the gauntlet and proved once and for all why they’re so far ahead of their competitors. Way to put people first, Whole Foods!

“It’s natural to be curious about how much your breasts weigh. Now, if you’d like to quantify just how buxom you are, simply head on down to your local Whole Foods and plop those puppies in one of our fruit, vegetable, or deli scales, free of charge. Please note that if you’re under five feet tall, we’re not putting step stools out there, but you can feel free to climb up on a pile of vegetables to weigh your canons—or maybe ask a strong friend to lift you up until your tits reach the scale. Whatever makes your shopping experience at Whole Foods the best it can be.”

Yup, Whole Foods is about to gain a lot of new customers with this sensible new service!

Don’t be surprised if you see other supermarket chains start letting people weigh fat fucking titties in their produce scales soon, because this is seriously genius. Whole Foods just threw down the gauntlet and proved once and for all why they’re so far ahead of their competitors. Way to put people first, Whole Foods!

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These People Who Work From Home Have a Secret: They Have Two Jobs

When the pandemic freed employees from having to report to the office, some saw an opportunity to double their salary on the sly. Why be good at one job, they thought, when they could be mediocre at two?




https://www.wsj.com/articles/these-people-who-work-from-home-have-a-secret-they-have-two-jobs-11628866529?st=d1pwczaow5hkcql&mod=ff_921

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“When he fell asleep after masturbating for roughly an hour”

Golf clap, dude.

“When the female seated next to him noticed the lewd behavior, she began taking pictures of McGarity. When he fell asleep after masturbating for roughly an hour, the female passenger told a crew member about what she had witnessed and was allowed to move to another seat.”

So she watched him masturbate for an hour, with both hands, and videoed it, before complaining?  
(Masturbated for an hour?!?)

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Police arrest 23-year-old on charges including attempted murder

LAS VEGAS (KLAS) — A woman faces a charge of attempted murder after police said she stabbed a man several times for refusing to pay for sex.

Las Vegas Metro police officers said they were called to the Venetian hotel around 3:30 a.m. Friday for a report of a stabbing. Security officers at the casino had called 911, saying someone had been stabbed in a hotel room.

Hotel security responded to the room, finding Valerie Villaneueva, 23, in a stairwell. Police said she was covered in blood.

Police later spoke with the victim who was being treated for his injuries at a local hospital.

The victim told police he had met Villaneueva near the slot machines in the hotel’s casino earlier in the evening.

“Villaneueva asked him if he wanted any company,” police wrote in an arrest report. “They agreed to go up to his room [redacted] together. Once inside the room they had consensual sex.”

After having sex, Villaneueva reportedly asked the victim “if he was going to tip her,” police said.

The victim responded, “For what?”

Villaneueva then began going through the victim’s pockets and fighting to get his pants in an attempt to find money, police said. Villaneueva then pulled out a knife and stabbed him three times, police said.

“He stated it happened very fast and he was confused due to how fast everything was happening,” police said.

Police said they later found $345 in Villaneueva’s bra. No money was left in the victim’s pants, police said.

Villaneueva faces charges of attempted murder, robbery and battery. Judge Joseph Sciscento ordered her to be held without bail. A bail hearing was scheduled for Thursday.

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