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German police say pizza order No. 40 came with a side of cocaine

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BERLIN (AP) — German police busted a pizzeria in the western city of Düsseldorf that also delivered a side order of cocaine when customers asked for item number 40 on the menu.

“That was one of the best-selling pizzas,” criminal director Michael Graf von Moltke told reporters in Düsseldorf.

He said police was first tipped off by suspicious food inspectors in March. When drug squad officers began observing the restaurant they soon discovered why pizza number 40 was so popular, Moltke told reporters on Monday, German news agency dpa reported.

When police buzzed the apartment of the pizzeria manager, the 36-year-old allegedly threw a bag of drugs out of the window, which “fell right into the arms of the police officers,” Düsseldorf police said. The bounty included 1.6 kilograms (3.5 pounds) of cocaine, 400 grams (14.1 ounces) of cannabis and 268,000 euros ($290,378) in cash.

Police said the restaurant manager, who was released from detention after a few days, soon reopened his business and started selling pizza number 40 with the the cocaine side order again. That gave investigators an opportunity to look into the supply chain and after several weeks, some 150 officers busted an entire drug ring in western Germany, arrested three suspects including the 22-year-old head of the drug operation, and raided homes and businesses of another 12 suspects.

During the raids, they came across two cannabis plantations in nearby Mönchengladbach and Solingen with 300 and 60 plants respectively. They also found cutting and stabbing weapons, as well as cash and expensive watches, dpa reported.

The pizzeria manager was arrested when he tried to flee abroad, and remains in custody. None of the suspects’ names were released in line with German privacy rules.

Police did not say how much the pizzeria charged for the special order.

 

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5 hours ago, ScottS said:

officers busted an entire drug ring in western Germany, arrested three suspects including the 22-year-old head of the drug operation

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7 hours ago, ScottS said:

The bounty included 1.6 kilograms (3.5 pounds) of cocaine

Is that a lot?  Because it seems like a lot. 

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So....which one of you was doing some heavy-duty on Adam Smith at the University of Glasgow library?  The boy shared this story, got some buzz on campus.

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On 10/4/2024 at 10:24 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Human penises are getting bigger.


https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/are-penises-getting-bigger

 

 

 

 

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Medical students in the UK stumbled upon an extremely rare case of a man with three penises while assessing a body donated for research.

Around one in six million male babies are estimated to be born with two penile shafts, a condition called diphallia. Only about 100 cases have been recorded in the past 400 years since it was first medically recognised.

Triphallia is an even rarer genetic anomaly that causes a male baby to have three distinct penile shafts. It was previously reported only one other time, in a baby born in Iraq in 2020.

The latest discovery, described in the Journal of Medical Case Reports, was made during the cadaveric dissection of a 78-year-old man.

This makes it a distinct adult case of the condition and the first to be carefully studied through postmortem dissection.

 

 

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Drunk driving a Zamboni seems very on point for Canada but being dressed as a kangaroo takes it to 11.

Zamboni driver dressed as kangaroo arrested for resurfacing ice under the influence

 

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Dingo Dinkelman, YouTuber Known As South Africa’s Steve Irwin, Dies After Snake Bite

A YouTube reptile handler known as South Africa’s Steve Irwin has passed away weeks after suffering a venomous snake bite. Graham “Dingo” Dinkelman died on Oct. 26 and his wife, Kirsty, confirmed the sad news on social media, sharing in a statement that he was surrounded by family in his final moments and had spent the month after the incident fighting “incredibly hard” to survive. “His presence has brought so much warmth, love, passion and laughter to our lives, as well as all of those who knew him, loved him and supported him. We love you Dingo and we will always celebrate your incredible impact on each of our lives,” the message continued. Dingo, who gained an online following for his videos featuring alligators, insects and various snakes including cobras, anacondas and black mambas. Kirsty previously shared on Dingo’s Instagram account that he had gone into anaphylactic shock after the bite due to a venom allergy and was placed in a medically induced coma. Prior to his death, she last updated fans on Oct. 9 to share that he was still in the ICU. Dingo and Kirsty shared three young children and the family appeared by his side in multiple videos over the years. The conservationist’s last YouTube segment was posted in late August and featured his son assisting him with a cobra operation.

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Turns out the CR had it all wrong. The civil war has begun, but it has nothing to do with yesterday’s election …

https://people.com/police-hunting-monkeys-mass-escape-south-carolina-research-facility-8741307
 

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Is hunting feral monkeys illegal?

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Second guy just had to take a shit

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If that ain't country, you can kiss my ass.

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The banjo took it to 11.

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3 hours ago, RPM said:

 

That's awesome.  Although a "where are they now" segment would be great, I think everyone in the story is almost certainly dead, except maybe for the little kid who was tending to the dog.  

Mailboxes with bullet holes?  Cars on blocks with bullet holes?  That's normal country decoration.  And shotgun shells in the yard/street?  Man, that's everywhere.  

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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/south-carolina-emus-missing-horry-county/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3kaqh7265xursIWH6V5M8uECdgtD6p7f_ae3R80vxsIc6gmL96xKQaK3g_aem_bXLIg15-YqmVnce9LM5wjQ

Where’s Kevin when you need him?

"Feral and not trained" emus Thelma and Louise on the loose in South Carolina as state's monkey search continues

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5 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Where’s Kevin when you need him?

@Goredho is the emu wrangler you’re looking for. 

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4 minutes ago, Goredho said:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/south-carolina-emus-missing-horry-county/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3kaqh7265xursIWH6V5M8uECdgtD6p7f_ae3R80vxsIc6gmL96xKQaK3g_aem_bXLIg15-YqmVnce9LM5wjQ

Where’s Kevin when you need him?

"Feral and not trained" emus Thelma and Louise on the loose in South Carolina as state's monkey search continues

Please tell me the monkeys are riding the emus.

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8 minutes ago, nnm said:

@Goredho is the emu wrangler you’re looking for. 

 

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Searched but did not see this anywhere so apologies if posted previously.

If aggy knows about this then they will be wearing more jewelry than Mr. T back in the day.

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