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29 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Why is naked spelled n*ked? Is that a bad word now?

Naked is when you don’t have any clothes on. Nekkid is when you don’t have any clothes on and you’re up to no good. 

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4 hours ago, nnm said:

Naked is when you don’t have any clothes on. Nekkid is when you don’t have any clothes on and you’re up to no good. 


Holy cow ... I said this exact thing almost verbatim to my friend Thomas about two weeks ago, except I said that nekkid is when you don't have good intentions.

Deranged minds think alike, I reckon.

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9 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

What are the odds you'd see the same EMTs three times in a row?

My SIL is a paramedic/firefighter.  He says the majority of his calls are to repeat customers.

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A former border patrol agent pleaded guilty to two civil rights violations on Friday for demanding women expose their breasts to be admitted into the U.S., according to officials. 

Shane Millan, 53, was a United States Border Patrol agent at Wellesley Island in Jefferson County, New York, tasked with remotely processing immigrants crossing the southern border when he began making the demands. Millan’s role was to sign paperwork allowing immigrants to stay in the U.S. pending court hearings. 

 

Millan was charged with 4 counts of deprivation of rights under color of law in August, according to a release. He pleaded guilty to two counts Friday for “willfully (depriving) multiple victims of their constitutional right to be free from unreasonable searches,” according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office. 

“Millan further admitted that he told these women that his requests were for legitimate searches incident to admission into the United States, but he knew his demands to see the victims’ breasts were for his own gratification,” a release reads. 

In one instance in August, 2023, Millan falsely told a woman her file noted a chest tattoo and asked her to verify multiple times. When she resisted, he threatened to not sign the document. She then complied, showing her bare breasts “for several more seconds.” The woman’s 1-year-old daughter was present during this interaction. 

“Welcome to the U.S.A.,” he then told her, according to the plea deal. 

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shit.  beat me to it

 

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Not sure if this is an AI generated joke news article.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/white-woman-who-identifies-as-black-plans-to-move-to-africa/news-story/685427e62b2daecf05b02699df2f6205

White woman who ‘identifies as black’ plans to move to Africa

A German tanning enthusiast who was born white but identifies as a ‘Black woman’ has shared her plans to “move to Africa” because she “feels a deep connection” to the country and its people.

But first, she plans to get more surgery.

Martina Big – who goes by the name Malaika – previously sparked controversy when she revealed she uses melanin injections and her at-home tanning bed to change the colour of her skin.

The 36-year-old model has faced severe backlash over the years from people claiming she is wearing ‘Blackface’ and say she will “never be Black”, according to Jam Press.

Now Malaika, who naturally has very fair skin and blonde hair, is planning to relocate to Africa with her husband, Michael Groß, 38.

 

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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Not sure if this is an AI generated joke news article.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/white-woman-who-identifies-as-black-plans-to-move-to-africa/news-story/685427e62b2daecf05b02699df2f6205

White woman who ‘identifies as black’ plans to move to Africa

A German tanning enthusiast who was born white but identifies as a ‘Black woman’ has shared her plans to “move to Africa” because she “feels a deep connection” to the country and its people.

But first, she plans to get more surgery.

Martina Big – who goes by the name Malaika – previously sparked controversy when she revealed she uses melanin injections and her at-home tanning bed to change the colour of her skin.

The 36-year-old model has faced severe backlash over the years from people claiming she is wearing ‘Blackface’ and say she will “never be Black”, according to Jam Press.

Now Malaika, who naturally has very fair skin and blonde hair, is planning to relocate to Africa with her husband, Michael Groß, 38.

 

Before her Soul Woman transformation

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After her Soul Woman transformation

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Been injected with more than just "melanin-enhancers"...

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Early tailgate supply run? Anyone seen @drifter379?

A fake trucking company stole 80,000 pounds of beef from a Bean Station, TN meatpacking plant on Thursday, March 27, worth $350,000.

NBC affiliate WBIR10 says officers were called to Southeastern Provisions on Helton Road to speak with the shipping manager of the company. He told police that two customers had not received their shipments.

The report says that when Southeastern Provisions contacted the shipping contractor, they found that the shipments had been subcontracted out to "List Trucking Sales".

WBIR10 reports that they received no response from the trucking company. "Ahmed Wengy", who was the dispatcher communicating with Southeastern Provisions, was no longer responding to emails.

The police report shows that the identification for the drivers of "List Trucking Sales" was not verified when 80,000 pounds of meat were loaded into the trucks. The information that the trucking company provided "appears to be false as their information cannot be verified."

WBIR10 says there were two separate loads picked up from Southeastern Provisions, with one going to Kentucky and the other going to Michigan.

There have yet to be any arrests.

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