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1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Which one of you losers retired from Pornhub?

https://www.indy100.com/people/pornhub-man-finds-love-liljdub-b1828277


get the fuck out of here with that shit. Someone just got their first girlfriend. if she was your true love she’d be into the same porn you are and be down to make y’all’s own. 

 

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NILES, Mich. (WNDU) - Niles Police are investigating after a video shows a sports coach sucker punching a parent in the face during a youth flag football game.

According to a police report, it happened on Saturday afternoon at Midwest Performance Academy in Niles, also known as the Sports Warehouse on Terminal Road.

The video was posted online by a parent following the alleged assault.

Police say it all started when a coach walked onto the field and became irate with a call made by an official during a youth flag football game.

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As the man was being escorted off the field, he approached a parent on the sidelines, looked him right in the eye seconds before cocking back his right arm, and delivering a blow to the parent’s face dropping him to the ground.

Moments after, you can see several parents and coaches rushed on to the field to break up the altercation. A child in the video can also be heard crying in the background.

Niles Police Captain Kevin Kosten says the parent who was punched has since contacted Niles Police and charges may be on the way.

“The victim, the person who got punched, came to the police department to report that he was assaulted and apparently the coach didn’t like how this spectator was looking at him. He referenced that may be he was smiling at the coach and so this coach just happened to punch him, sucker punch him, which to me means punch him in the face. There’s definitely a possibility that he could be charged with assault and battery. Some of that will certainly be up to the victim but assault and battery would be an appropriate charge in this case,” Kosten says.

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Ed Salvagni, a parent who posted the video, says he pulled his son out of Midwest Performance Academy one before the incident after a similar encounter with his son’s team.

“He wasn’t the only bad coach there, there was others. That’s why I pulled out because I just saw it,” Salvagni says.

Salvagni says he posted the video to make sure the coach in question is held accountable.

“We are all passionate. I’ve been known to be fiery as a baseball coach with youth kids but you have to have a level of restraint. You can’t be that amped up to where you would assault a parent, or a bystander, anybody in front of children,” Salvagni says.

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Niles Police is looking into the incident. Kosten says charges expected to be filed once police can positively identify the coach involved.

 

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https://www.mytwintiers.com/crime/athens-area-school-district-employees-arrested-for-public-drunkenness-while-supervising-senior-trip/

Athens Area School District teacher & SADD advisor arrested for public drunkenness while supervising senior trip

 

ATHENS, Pa. (WETM) – Two Athens Area School District employees were arrested in Virginia Beach while chaperoning the senior trip, according to AASD Superintendent Craig Stage.

Social studies teacher Christopher Weldy and Benjamin Gambrell, a learning support staff employee and varsity girls track coach, were charged with being drunk in public and using profanity.

According to a teacher page, Gambrell also served as the advisor for Students Against Destructive Decisions (SADD), which “envisions a world in which young people make positive decisions that advance their health and safety.”

Stage says that he was immediately alerted of the arrests and said there were a total of four chaperones on the trip. The 24 students that were on the trip arrived home on Sunday, as scheduled.

Stage tells 18 News that the district does not release details on personnel discipline matters.

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Porn, Alcohol at Louisiana Lunch Lady’s Sleepovers

 

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Teens drank alcohol and watched pornographic movies during overnight parties hosted by a school cafeteria worker, according to Louisiana authorities.

Dawn Marie Baye, 38, was arrested and charged Friday with multiple counts of indecent behavior with a juvenile and contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile, the Terrebonne Parish Sheriff’s Office said in a news release.

She was booked into jail on $50,000 bond and later released, records show.

Terrebonne Parish School District officials confirmed Baye worked in the lunchroom at Lacache Middle School in Chauvin, about 70 miles southeast of New Orleans, according to Houma Today. The school is where authorities say she met some of the teens who attended her overnight parties.

Baye has since been fired, district Superintendent Philip Martin said.

“She was a cafeteria worker and ‘was’ is the appropriate term because she’s no longer employed,” he told Houma Today. “When people make bad decisions there are usually bad consequences that go along with them.”

Baye’s arrest was the result of a weeks-long investigation police say was sparked by a complaint from a concerned parent whose son was involved. Deputies were alerted April 21 about occasions where several teens had allegedly gone over to an adult woman’s home.

During the visits, the boys allegedly drank alcohol and watched porn. The parent also reported “that there were sexual encounters,” the sheriff’s office said.

The boys were between 13 and 16 years old, the sheriff’s office said, and further investigation revealed some had spent the night at the woman’s home.

The woman, later identified as Baye, was brought in for questioning Friday and charged with 8 counts of indecent behavior with a juvenile. She also faces 10 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile, police said.

Anyone with information helpful to the investigation is asked to call the Terrebonne Parish Sheriff’s Office at (985) 876-2500.

 

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Porn, Alcohol at Louisiana Lunch Lady’s Sleepovers
 
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Teens drank alcohol and watched pornographic movies during overnight parties hosted by a school cafeteria worker, according to Louisiana authorities.
Dawn Marie Baye, 38, was arrested and charged Friday with multiple counts of indecent behavior with a juvenile and contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile, the Terrebonne Parish Sheriff’s Office said in a news release.
She was booked into jail on $50,000 bond and later released, records show.
Terrebonne Parish School District officials confirmed Baye worked in the lunchroom at Lacache Middle School in Chauvin, about 70 miles southeast of New Orleans, according to Houma Today. The school is where authorities say she met some of the teens who attended her overnight parties.
Baye has since been fired, district Superintendent Philip Martin said.
“She was a cafeteria worker and ‘was’ is the appropriate term because she’s no longer employed,” he told Houma Today. “When people make bad decisions there are usually bad consequences that go along with them.”
Baye’s arrest was the result of a weeks-long investigation police say was sparked by a complaint from a concerned parent whose son was involved. Deputies were alerted April 21 about occasions where several teens had allegedly gone over to an adult woman’s home.
During the visits, the boys allegedly drank alcohol and watched porn. The parent also reported “that there were sexual encounters,” the sheriff’s office said.
The boys were between 13 and 16 years old, the sheriff’s office said, and further investigation revealed some had spent the night at the woman’s home.
The woman, later identified as Baye, was brought in for questioning Friday and charged with 8 counts of indecent behavior with a juvenile. She also faces 10 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile, police said.
Anyone with information helpful to the investigation is asked to call the Terrebonne Parish Sheriff’s Office at (985) 876-2500.

 


Like any of that’s even a crime in La.
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Porn, Alcohol at Louisiana Lunch Lady’s Sleepovers
 
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Teens drank alcohol and watched pornographic movies during overnight parties hosted by a school cafeteria worker, according to Louisiana authorities.
Dawn Marie Baye, 38, was arrested and charged Friday with multiple counts of indecent behavior with a juvenile and contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile, the Terrebonne Parish Sheriff’s Office said in a news release.
She was booked into jail on $50,000 bond and later released, records show.
Terrebonne Parish School District officials confirmed Baye worked in the lunchroom at Lacache Middle School in Chauvin, about 70 miles southeast of New Orleans, according to Houma Today. The school is where authorities say she met some of the teens who attended her overnight parties.
Baye has since been fired, district Superintendent Philip Martin said.
“She was a cafeteria worker and ‘was’ is the appropriate term because she’s no longer employed,” he told Houma Today. “When people make bad decisions there are usually bad consequences that go along with them.”
Baye’s arrest was the result of a weeks-long investigation police say was sparked by a complaint from a concerned parent whose son was involved. Deputies were alerted April 21 about occasions where several teens had allegedly gone over to an adult woman’s home.
During the visits, the boys allegedly drank alcohol and watched porn. The parent also reported “that there were sexual encounters,” the sheriff’s office said.
The boys were between 13 and 16 years old, the sheriff’s office said, and further investigation revealed some had spent the night at the woman’s home.
The woman, later identified as Baye, was brought in for questioning Friday and charged with 8 counts of indecent behavior with a juvenile. She also faces 10 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile, police said.
Anyone with information helpful to the investigation is asked to call the Terrebonne Parish Sheriff’s Office at (985) 876-2500.

 

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Porn, Alcohol at Louisiana Lunch Lady’s Sleepovers

 

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Teens drank alcohol and watched pornographic movies during overnight parties hosted by a school cafeteria worker, according to Louisiana authorities.

Dawn Marie Baye, 38, was arrested and charged Friday with multiple counts of indecent behavior with a juvenile and contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile, the Terrebonne Parish Sheriff’s Office said in a news release.

She was booked into jail on $50,000 bond and later released, records show.

Terrebonne Parish School District officials confirmed Baye worked in the lunchroom at Lacache Middle School in Chauvin, about 70 miles southeast of New Orleans, according to Houma Today. The school is where authorities say she met some of the teens who attended her overnight parties.

Baye has since been fired, district Superintendent Philip Martin said.

“She was a cafeteria worker and ‘was’ is the appropriate term because she’s no longer employed,” he told Houma Today. “When people make bad decisions there are usually bad consequences that go along with them.”

Baye’s arrest was the result of a weeks-long investigation police say was sparked by a complaint from a concerned parent whose son was involved. Deputies were alerted April 21 about occasions where several teens had allegedly gone over to an adult woman’s home.

During the visits, the boys allegedly drank alcohol and watched porn. The parent also reported “that there were sexual encounters,” the sheriff’s office said.

The boys were between 13 and 16 years old, the sheriff’s office said, and further investigation revealed some had spent the night at the woman’s home.

The woman, later identified as Baye, was brought in for questioning Friday and charged with 8 counts of indecent behavior with a juvenile. She also faces 10 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile, police said.

Anyone with information helpful to the investigation is asked to call the Terrebonne Parish Sheriff’s Office at (985) 876-2500.

 

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10 hours ago, elfenix said:

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Video shows a tiger walking around in a west Houston neighborhood on Sunday.

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/houston-tiger-seen-roaming-neighborhood-16164918.php
“However, tigers are relatively popular exotic pets in the state. A 2018 report from the Austin American-Statesman found that Texas has the second-largest tiger population in the world, only behind India. According to the report, an estimated couple of thousand tigers live throughout Texas, with many living in backyards and going unregistered with the state.”

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Rarely-spotted football fish, which lives thousands of feet deep in the ocean, washes up on California beach

 

..."Only females possess a long stalk on the head with bioluminescent tips used as a lure to entice prey in the darkness of waters as deep as 3,000 feet!" the park wrote. "Their teeth, like pointed shards of glass, are transparent and their large mouth is capable of sucking up and swallowing prey the size of their own body..."

 

...According to the park, female football fish can grow up to 24 inches long, but males only grow to be about an inch long — their sole purpose is to help females reproduce. The fascinating fish has a phosphorescent bulb on its head that emits light to attract unsuspecting prey.  

"Males latch onto the female with their teeth and become 'sexual parasites,' eventually coalescing with the female until nothing is left of their form but their testes for reproduction," park officials said....

 

 

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Males latch onto the female with their teeth and become 'sexual parasites,' eventually coalescing with the female until nothing is left of their form but their testes for reproduction," park officials said....

Yep, sounds about right. 

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Scientists develop method allowing lab animals to ‘breathe’ from their rectum

https://nypost.com/2021/05/15/japanese-scientists-say-breathing-through-rectums-saved-mice/amp/

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Through his trials, Takebe first did what sounds like a reverse fart — pumping oxygen up the rectums of anesthetized, oxygen-deprived mice. The procedure would have been too painful and not useful for humans as the mice intestines had to be scraped first.

So Takebe and his team started to look into whether the intestines could absorb oxygen, and began squirting an oxygen-packed liquid into the rectums of mice and pigs who’d been induced into oxygen-deprived hypoxia.

“The mice started walking around again; the pale skin of the anesthetized pigs turned a healthy pink,” the times reports.

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Scientists develop method allowing lab animals to ‘breathe’ from their rectum

https://nypost.com/2021/05/15/japanese-scientists-say-breathing-through-rectums-saved-mice/amp/

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Through his trials, Takebe first did what sounds like a reverse fart — pumping oxygen up the rectums of anesthetized, oxygen-deprived mice. The procedure would have been too painful and not useful for humans as the mice intestines had to be scraped first.

So Takebe and his team started to look into whether the intestines could absorb oxygen, and began squirting an oxygen-packed liquid into the rectums of mice and pigs who’d been induced into oxygen-deprived hypoxia.

“The mice started walking around again; the pale skin of the anesthetized pigs turned a healthy pink,” the times reports.

What does their breath smell like?

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Scientists develop method allowing lab animals to ‘breathe’ from their rectum

https://nypost.com/2021/05/15/japanese-scientists-say-breathing-through-rectums-saved-mice/amp/

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Through his trials, Takebe first did what sounds like a reverse fart — pumping oxygen up the rectums of anesthetized, oxygen-deprived mice. The procedure would have been too painful and not useful for humans as the mice intestines had to be scraped first.

So Takebe and his team started to look into whether the intestines could absorb oxygen, and began squirting an oxygen-packed liquid into the rectums of mice and pigs who’d been induced into oxygen-deprived hypoxia.

“The mice started walking around again; the pale skin of the anesthetized pigs turned a healthy pink,” the times reports.

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Strippers on the Job but Face Decline in Pay

 

Sugar Daddy thread crew will have interests. 
 

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When California stripper Brittney, 26, walked into San Francisco’s reopened Gold Club stripping venue again in April after a year, she was confronted with masked-up dancers and just a clutch of patrons.

“My heart just sank. This is just so, so sad,” said Brittney, who asked that her last name not be disclosed to protect her 6-year-old son. An hour of that four-hour shift was spent just waiting for customers and she earned $150, less than a third of what she would have made pre-pandemic.

“A lot of times you'll see a lot of girls just sitting around,” said Brittney, who started stripping around two years ago to supplement income from two other jobs. “It’s just not fun anymore.”

As some of the United States’ estimated 3,821 strip clubs start to open up again, women who work as strippers are confronting a transformed industry. Revenue in the industry is estimated to have decreased 17.4% in 2020 and is forecast to fall another 1.5% this year, according to research by IBISWorld.

Under guidelines in San Francisco, for instance, strip clubs such as Gold Club that offer food are able to reopen, but strippers and patrons must keep their masks on. Performances are limited to stage dances, with no physical contact with customers. Lap dances and private “VIP” rooms, the source of the majority of a stripper’s income, are still prohibited.

During the pandemic, strippers in states with stronger anti-coronavirus measures migrated to ones with laxer ones, such as Texas and Florida, according to dancers and club owners. Bob Tapella, the co-owner and manager of Cheetahs Gentleman’s Club in Sunnyvale, California, estimated nearly 60% of his dancers left the state to find work elsewhere.

“I think we’re going to have to start all over from fresh,” said Tapella, whose club was closed for a year and survived partly thanks to a pandemic relief loan. “We had a special place. It’s going to be a lot of years before we get back to that.”

Strippers who have stayed put cannot fully make it work yet.

Brittney, who drives to San Francisco to work from her home in Sacramento, some two hours away, is not sure it even makes financial sense for her to strip in California anymore. She is considering occasionally traveling to Las Vegas, where she hopes she can earn more.

Some strippers, including Sunnyvale, California-based April Haze, turned to online work when clubs closed. She made $400 in her first month on the content-sharing site OnlyFans, far less than the over $700 she would make per night stripping at Cheetahs in Sunnyvale.

“At the club, people realize that I'm working, whereas with OnlyFans, a lot of people think, ‘Oh, it's just a side hustle’ or ‘I'm doing her a favor by subscribing,’” said Haze, 25, who asked to be identified by her stage name.

Savannah Rain, a 23-year-old stripper, went on paid dates with “sugar daddy” clients and stripped online through Only Fans over the past year, but still ended up draining her savings. The reopening of clubs means she can cover rent again. And returning to live stripping also allowed her to reconnect with part of herself, Rain said.

“I feel like the most whole version of myself when I'm in the club,” said Rain, whose stage name is Sage. “It's a safe space for me to express my femininity and my sexuality.”

 

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/body-missing-man-found-inside-153542409.html

The story isn't really what reminded me of Surly. It was the pink dick added to the dinosaur that reminded me of Surly

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That's awesome.  Good to see @THUJONE was able to get to Barcelona despite travel restrictions.  

I saw that story earlier today, but missed the pink phallus.  

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Smith County Sheriff officials said on April 27 in the Smith County Elections Office in the Smith County Annex Building two female victims who are employed in the elections office, said they were each given a cup containing a pink liquid substance by their supervisor, Hernandez.

Hernandez informed the employees that the cup contained “Spark” energy drink. Both subjects consumed the drink, believing their supervisor, investigators said.

Investigators said a short time later, Hernandez came back and asked both employees if they had finished their drinks. She then allegedly placed a canister of colon cleanser on the counter and began making fun of them for drinking this product. As a result, both employees said they suffered pain and discomfort due to ingesting the product.

It was also alleged that when the employees returned to work, Hernandez continued to laugh and berate them for drinking the colon cleansing product.

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Smith County Sheriff officials said on April 27 in the Smith County Elections Office in the Smith County Annex Building two female victims who are employed in the elections office, said they were each given a cup containing a pink liquid substance by their supervisor, Hernandez.

Hernandez informed the employees that the cup contained “Spark” energy drink. Both subjects consumed the drink, believing their supervisor, investigators said.

Investigators said a short time later, Hernandez came back and asked both employees if they had finished their drinks. She then allegedly placed a canister of colon cleanser on the counter and began making fun of them for drinking this product. As a result, both employees said they suffered pain and discomfort due to ingesting the product.

It was also alleged that when the employees returned to work, Hernandez continued to laugh and berate them for drinking the colon cleansing product.




I read this and I just wonder ... in what reality did she think it was a good idea to put colon cleanser in her employee's drinks? 

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NBC Shit Show: ‘Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide’ Production Shut Down Over ‘Explosive Diarrhea’ Outbreak (Exclusive)

NBC’s “Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide” just became the ultimate s— show.

The upcoming TV competition series, adapted from the classic backyard waterslide by Wham-O, has shut down indefinitely after up to 40 crew members fell violently ill during production on a remote ranch in Simi Valley, California, TheWrap has learned. According to a person with knowledge of the production, the outbreak of “awful explosive diarrhea” left people “collapsing” on set and “being forced to run into port-o-potties.”

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On 6/18/2021 at 5:45 PM, Parliament said:

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That may be some folks here, but have you visited the wives and stupid shit thread? Not one damn married surly man getting a BJ while driving, much less getting one while driving without her bitching about the speed, directions, or just looking at her phone

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