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Florida man arrested for defecating on a romantic rival's truck.  Where else but The Villages?

https://www.villages-news.com/2023/02/15/romantic-rival-arrested-after-allegedly-defecating-on-vehicle-of-executive-in-the-villages/


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Passed-out San Antonio man sleeps through SWAT standoff around his truck, even when a concussion grenade was detonated.  


https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article282971608.html?taid=657f8b9423db100001f2e191


"Officials say the truck is likely stolen, WOAI reported, and police found what appeared to be drugs inside of it."

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I'm absolutely certain this was a Surlyite.  Austin-bound plane, comments and actions perfectly align with this Board.  

Excessively Farting Passenger Reportedly Causes American Airlines Flight to Turn Around

“We all breathed a sigh of relief when he was removed,” a witness to the gassy passenger wrote on Reddit
https://people.com/gassy-passenger-farted-removed-from-flight-airplane-8548108

  • An American Airlines passenger reportedly passed gas and loudly bragged about it on a recent flight from Phoenix to Austin.
  • A fellow flyer documented the smelly incident on an Austin Subreddit.
  • The plane was forced to return to the gate and the passenger was removed.

A flight was reportedly delayed after the plane ran into some unexpected flatulence: an excessively gassy passenger who had to be removed.

The Jan. 14 incident was documented by Texas-based reddit user lamgalatx, who wrote about the smelly situation on an American Airlines flight from Phoenix to Austin. American Airlines did not immediately respond to PEOPLE's request for comment.

“I was seated near the row where this situation occurred,” the passenger recalled in the r/Austin subreddit. While the airplane was still at the gate, the documentarian says they saw and heard an “audibly disgruntled” and “maybe hungover” man. He reportedly exclaimed, “You thought that was rude? Well how about this smell,“ and proceeded to loudly pass gas.

“[I don’t know] what provoked that comment, and while kinda funny to overhear, it was uncalled for especially coming from a grown man on an airplane nonetheless,” the user continued.

 

But the transgression didn’t end there.

“The man who just purposefully farted moments ago decides to loudly and condescendingly say ‘Yeah, everybody, let’s just eat the smelliest food possible all at the same time,’” the poster wrote, seemingly referring to a scent unrelated to his own actions.

In response, a man in the next row reportedly remarked, “If you don’t like it you can fly private,” to which the gassy passenger replied, “That’s so f---ing rude.”

Another passenger chimed in, “I think we’d all agree you’re the rude one here,’” the witness added.

The spat continues with the flatulent flyer responding, “That’s just so low class,” before another nearby passenger said, “Well you’re back here in economy with the rest of us.”

The scuffle caused the plane, which had left the gate and been moving toward the runway for takeoff, to stop and return to the gate, according to the redditor’s post. 

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Probably doesn't deserve it's own thread, but wow. It sure does explain a lot. Uppers, downers. . .

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/01/the-white-house-has-its-own-pharmacy-and-boy-was-it-shady-under-trump/

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The report does not mention Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson, who served as the physician to the president from 2013 to 2018 under both Barack Obama and Donald Trump. Stat, which first reported on the OIG's new report, noted that Jackson had been accused of fostering a toxic work environment, engaging in alcohol-fueled misconduct, and misusing Ambien, specifically. OIG received those allegations during the first part of 2018, around the same time when the pharmacy complaints came in. And some of the allegations against Jackson were confirmed by a separate OIG investigation released in 2021.

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FTR, Dr. Feelgood is now the representative for Texas' 13th District. My fucking district.

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What’s a ‘Diaper Spa,’ and why is it raising eyebrows in New Hampshire?

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“People tend to fear anything that they fail to comprehend," said the owner of The Diaper Spa, a new business that's stoking local controversy.

A debate over a new spa is brewing in southern New Hampshire, where some residents in Atkinson are taking a stand against The Diaper Spa — a nursery-like business for adults who role play as children and, yes, wear diapers. 

According to its website, The Diaper Spa is open to “all diaper-wearing individuals who seek acceptance, respite, and care.” Photos on the spa’s page show a space decorated with the soft comforts of a nursery, complete with toys, folded diapers, and an adult-sized crib.

Dr. Colleen Ann Murphy, the spa’s owner, offers a range of services that include virtual playdates at $200 an hour, as well as a $1,500 all-day “Diaper B&B” experience that promises rejuvenating pampering “for the little one inside of you.”

But for now, Murphy said, the vast majority of The Diaper Spa’s business involves telehealth services and life coaching. A recent Christmas-themed event featured a festive story, freshly baked sugar cookies, and a stocking to take home, she explained in an email interview. 

A board-certified integrative medicine physician and sexologist, Murphy settled in Atkinson in 2022; the home-based spa was a recent addition. 

Working in and out of high-stress hospital settings led to burnout and fatigue, and Murphy eventually began focusing on sex and relationship coaching with an emphasis on overlooked populations — including ABDL, or adult baby/diaper lovers. 

“This led me to find a community of people who had varied needs to wear diapers, whether they were physical or emotional, such as vets wounded in combat with incontinence, people with progressive and congenital musculoskeletal conditions, and victims of trauma and abuse,” she explained. “The void of care was there, and I sought a meaningful way to fill it.”

What does adult baby/diaper lover mean?

Adult baby/diaper lovers are people “who act a voluntary regression to a previous age and/or wear a diaper for psychological reasons,” according to a 2020 article in the International Journal of Environmental Research and Public Health.

The authors speculated that several physiological and psychological factors could cause ABDL fantasies, including continence issues, childhood abuse, and the premature loss of a parent.

“ABDL behaviours could have different functions, including sexual gratifications or strategies to cope with negative mood states,” they wrote. 

download-1-65b93ec5ba11a.webp Diapers laid out in The Diaper Spa. – Photo courtesy The Diaper Spa

Murphy emphasized that the ABDL community is vast, and her business focuses on a specific subgroup who “see this lifestyle as a physical or emotional necessity rather than just entertainment.”

Drawing comparisons between unhealthy coping mechanisms such as smoking, alcohol, and self-harm, she added: “For these individuals, being a part of this community brings comfort and solace, providing a haven from the stresses, traumas, and triggers they have faced in their history or that they face daily.” 

And while sexuality plays a role in some ABDL cases, research published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine in 2017 concluded that adult baby role playing in particular “is more likely to be an interpersonal, non-sexual behavior helping some individuals decrease attachment anxiety and negative mood states.”

For her part, Murphy was emphatic that none of her services have a sexual component. 

“The most common misconception I hear about ABDL is that the community is composed of pedophiles, perverts, and sex offenders,” she said. “This is blatantly not true.”

What are neighbors saying?

Still, The Diaper Spa’s debut has stoked fear and concern among some residents of Atkinson, a town of about 7,000 people near the Massachusetts border. 

Speaking to The Eagle-Tribune, which first reported on the controversy over The Diaper Spa, Kayla Gallagher expressed concern about the spa’s proximity to a local park and the possibility of run-ins with families.

“That is something that I will never be willing to expose my kids to, so now we will no longer be able to use that park,” the mother of three told the newspaper. 

Gallagher doubled down on those concerns in a Jan. 28 Change.org petition, which calls on town leaders to reject any business and zoning licenses and applications for the spa. Murphy has submitted a home business application to the town’s zoning board. 

“It has come to our attention that this business is advertised to individuals whose sexual fetish involves childlike behaviors,” Gallagher wrote in the petition, which had more than 260 signatures as of Tuesday morning. “This business, per their website, has advertised our town playground to their potential clientele. Thus their sexual fetish will involve the town park where our children play.”

She sounded the alarm about “potential incidents that pose a threat to the safety and well-being of our community members, particularly our children.”

Boston.com has reached out to Atkinson’s town administrator for comment on the petition. Murphy, meanwhile, stated that all spa services are offered exclusively on-site, and she’s since updated her website to make that clear. 

“All clients are respectfully dressed in public, and besides this media attention, there is no reason that anyone would have thought that they were any different than any other neighbor or visitor from the outside,” she added.

Murphy also has several safeguards in place, only taking clients aged 21 and older, and barring cigarettes, drugs, alcohol, and weapons.

“These are standard safeguards for most businesses,” she explained. “In any business, you want to keep yourself, your clients, and your community safe. I take this responsibility very seriously.”

While the community’s outrage saddens her, Murphy expressed hope that her neighbors will come to learn more about what The Diaper Spa is — and, more importantly, what it isn’t. 

“People tend to fear anything that they fail to comprehend,” she said, adding, “However, I know that the people in this community are reasonable and intelligent, and I am optimistic that, with time, their concerns will dissipate, and we all will resume enjoying this beautiful life we are all so blessed to have here.”

 

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This story will do more to increase traffic to her OF page than the window sticker ever did.  They were talking about her on The Ticket this afternoon. 


I did a search for Piper Fawn nude. Some redhead with bit tatas and a brazililan landing strip showed up. I don't know if that's her. Don't care. Would. 

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It was his wife's chicken salad, and that shit is really fucking good! 

Seriously, it's a fucked-up story:  https://people.com/man-sentenced-murdering-target-coworker-accused-stealing-lunch-8553686

In a GoFundMe campaign launched following his death, Leiva, a father, was remembered by loved ones as someone who had a “joyous spirit and lively sense of humor.”

Want to keep up with the latest crime coverage? Sign up for PEOPLE's free True Crime newsletter for breaking crime news, ongoing trial coverage and details of intriguing unsolved cases.

“He was an exemplary figure and beacon of light in your moment of darkness,” the fundraiser’s description reads.

In the statement, Descano said, “Mr. Leiva's unnecessary and tragic death leaves behind a grieving family and community, one that will never be the same after such a senseless act of violence.”

Shouldn't have stolen the chicken salad, Mr. exemplary figure.  

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Ha, now they fucking kicked the kids out of school completely.

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A Central Florida mom was forced to drop her kids off across the street from their school after concerns were raised about a decal on her car promoting her OnlyFans account. Now, her children have been expelled from the Christian school as a result. 

The school board at Liberty Christian Preparatory School sent a letter to Michelle and Randy Cline on Monday, which detailed their decision to terminate their family's enrollment, effective immediately. Administrators accused the Clines of "producing and distributing pornography via a pornographic website" and "creating additional disruption" by speaking to local news media, according to the letter obtained by FOX 35. 

https://www.fox4news.com/news/florida-moms-onlyfans-car-decal-leads-to-kids-expulsion-from-christian-school

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JASPER, Ala. (WBRC/Gray News) - A 200-foot AM radio tower in Alabama is gone, stolen without a trace.

WJLX’s AM station signal has been greatly impacted by the theft in Walker County.

Station general manager Brett Elmore said he remains hopeful that somebody will share information to help law enforcement find those responsible for the theft. Still, he said he is blown away by what happened.

“I have tried all weekend to figure it out, and I just can’t. I have been in the radio business, around it all my life and then in it professionally for 26 years, and I can say I have never heard of anything like this. I can say I’ve seen it all now,” Elmore said.

He said they first learned of the theft on Friday. He said a bush hog crew went down to the WJLX tower site to clean up the property, but the thieves had already cleared it out.

“When he arrived, he called me Friday and said, ‘The tower is gone.’ I said, ‘What do you mean the tower is gone? Are you sure you are at the right place?’ you know. He said, ‘The tower is gone. There is wires everywhere, and it is gone.’”

Elmore said they are working with the FCC to get temporary authority to carry on while they rebuild the AM side of their operations. Still, its unclear just how long the rebuild efforts could take.

“This really hurts a small operation like this, but like I said, I believe we will find out who did this. It is a federal crime and it absolutely will not be worth it to them,” he said.

They must have stellar ratings if nobody noticed they stole the antenna.

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