Oooh FFFFUDGE

[Elmer_Fudd 22321]

Only I didn't say "Fudge". I said THE word, the big one, the queen mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

A crummy commercial.  Sonofabitch.

[Loco 3754]

Lifebouy...yech!

[mdmost 43054]

NOT A FINGA!

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

he looks like a deranged Easter Bunny

[4th&Five 41590]

In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan. 

[RamjetFDO 10578]

So help me God, yellow eyes!

[RPM 26356]

Look, It's Italian... Fra gi le.

[Kel Varnsen 8541]

Sons of bitches! Bumpuses!

[Bull Horn 118]

You know, this wine’s not bad...but it’s not good either...

[Continental Op 3934]

Only one thing in the world could have dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. 

[RPM 26356]

It's smiling at me.

[Radical Larry 28663]

Ah, Fra-gee-lay. It must be Italian. 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

13 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan. 

A true master...

[Al Czervik 1231]

The soft glow of electric sex

 

Ralphie's Mom is totally hittable.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

[destroya 380]

Daddy’s gonna kill Ralphie

[RPM 26356]

25 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

The soft glow of electric sex

 

Ralphie's Mom is totally hittable.

Showed her tites in Slap Shot.

[Al Czervik 1231]

12 minutes ago, RPM said:

Showed her tites in Slap Shot.

I know right.  Talked about scissor kicking after banging Reggie. 

[Biff Tannen 45744]

Mind power Swede, mind power.

[BlueGreySky 1032]

Jean Shepherd is just a master of words.  It's quote like this that make the movie so damn memorable yet also so tough to quote (with accuracy)...

 

We plunged into the cornucopia, quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice.

[Anwar Namtut 344]

Oh... It's a bowling ball (after having it dropped on his junk).

[oSuJeff97 3435]

It was................ SOAP POISONING....

[Biff Tannen 45744]

They looked at me like I had lobsters crawling out of my ears.

[RPM 26356]

 I think I see Aunt Clara's gift to you right over there. She always sends you such wonderful presents.

[4th&Five 41590]

You used up all the glue on purpose!

[BlueGreySky 1032]

Nadafinga!!!

[SHOOTER12 8832]

Deck the harrs with boughs of horry; fa ra ra, fa ra ra, fa ra ra

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past 9:00, he can kiss my foot. Ho ho ho. 

[Biff Tannen 45744]

I like the Wizard of Oz.

[Elmer_Fudd 22321]

Scut Farkus!!  What a rotten name!!

[Kennythetiger 9467]

One scene I love is when Ralphie is in trouble for dropping the f-bomb.  His mom is on the phone with the mother of the boy Ralphie wrongly accused.  First, they discuss that Ralphie even said "the word".  You can hear the other mom going apeshit.  Then Ralphie's mom says, "Do you know where he learned it?"  Crystal-clear the other mom says, "Probably from his dad".  

[RPM 26356]

What did I do, Ma? What did I do?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

Hey kid ! Hurry up the stores closing!

[RamjetFDO 10578]

Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Scut Farkus!!  What a rotten name!!

Second best movie character name evah, after Guy Fleegman.

[Jerry Callo 8731]

Randy lay there like a slug.  It was his only defense.

[4th&Five 41590]

You can put your arms down when you get to school. 

Edited December 14, 2018 by 4th&Five

[dcbc 14511]

On 12/12/2018 at 12:47 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Deck the harrs with boughs of horry; fa ra ra, fa ra ra, fa ra ra

"Jingre berr, jingre berr, jingre awr tha way!"

[Bama Llama 1450]

Flick? Flick who?