Work Place Pot Luck Thread of Futility

[Reagan1k 3024]

16 minutes ago, Bat Guano said:

Chili with a little weed mixed into the frying oil. People will have a nice mellow afternoon without really knowing why.

Yes, I'm fucking serious.

No beans, of course.

Well they never knew what hit em
When that potion went to work.
They had accountants doing back flips
H.R. looking up their skirts
They were singing hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs.
Boss said it was the best dang pot luck
That the office had ever thrown.

[Bat Guano 359]

2 minutes ago, Reagan1k said:

Well they never knew what hit em
When that potion went to work.
They had accountants doing back flips
H.R. looking up their skirts
They were singing hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs.
Boss said it was the best dang pot luck
That the office had ever thrown.

Nah, nothing like that. Don't put in enough to really get people stoned,  just enough to take the edge off.

[luke duke 6414]

Nah, nothing like that. Don't put in enough to really get people stoned,  just enough to take the edge off.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

21 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Texas Hummus...

I call it whistleberry pate’. 

[Francisco 2.0 32432]

Update.  Went with deer and bacon chili.  Just made the batch and it's sitting on the counter cooling.  

 

Bitches at work probably will turn their nose up.  I told the boss what my plan was on Friday, and he gave me a fist bump.  

[luke duke 6414]

Update.  Went with deer and bacon chili.  Just made the batch and it's sitting on the counter cooling.  
 
Bitches at work probably will turn their nose up.  I told the boss what my plan was on Friday, and he gave me a fist bump.  

Make sure that everyone knows that it’s deer. That way none of the women eat any.

[davidg 4038]

For 5 Christmas potlucks in a row, a coworker and I would go to the wing joint and eat wings and drink beer for 2 hours and then head back to the office.  Best Christmas luncheons ever. 

[Francisco 2.0 32432]

7 hours ago, luke duke said:

 

Make sure that everyone knows that it’s deer. That way none of the women eat any.

 

Yesterday around 5, one of the bell cows texted everyone a reminder that today was the big day.  So, I replied to all what I was bringing.

Its 6 am, and crickets.  

[Whatever 700]

Well they never knew what hit em
When that potion went to work.
They had accountants doing back flips
H.R. looking up their skirts
They were singing hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs.
Boss said it was the best dang pot luck
That the office had ever thrown.

Well done, sir. +rep given.

[52-80 19271]

On 12/13/2018 at 9:45 PM, Sbbruin said:

The party planning committee is an essential part of the office dynamic.

 

[Francisco 2.0 32432]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

 

I can safely say I did not pull a Kevin.  Crockpot full of chili delivered and warming at this moment.

[Sbbruin 21899]

2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

One of the funniest scenes in the entire series.

[utee94 15869]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I can safely say I did not pull a Kevin.  Crockpot full of chili delivered and warming at this moment.

I'm definitely interested in how your venison chili goes over, keep us posted.

No work pot lucks for me this year.  I guess our planning committee was busy doing something else.