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From Know Your Meme, concerning "CJK5H:"

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CJK5H is an abbreviation for the phrase “Craig James killed five hookers”, an unfounded statement associated with an online smear campaign targeting retired football player and commentator Craig James, in similar vein to the Glenn Beck rape and murder hoax in 2009. The campaign was reinvigorated after James announced he would be running for the United States Senate in December of 2011

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15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

A&M gave him that.  

Yep. All SMU did there was cover the rest of the balance on the note. A&M was too cheap to get it in full...either that or it was just a carrot to keep him there.

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He reminds me of Steve Garvey. I hated them both as athletes because they were on rival teams, and both of them had this disgustingly clean-cut image. And both of them are fucking weirdos who at one point had political aspirations. Garvey's ex-wife told the media he was a lot like Ted Bundy and that was that for Garvey's political career. "If Ted Bundy's a 10, Steve is a 7," she said. So that presents a good math puzzle: given what we know about Bundy, and that Craig James killed 5 hookers, and that Garvey was only 70 percent Bundy, how many hookers did Steve Garvey kill?

 

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22 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

.......... So that presents a good math puzzle: given what we know about Bundy, and that Craig James killed 5 hookers, and that Garvey was only 70 percent Bundy, how many hookers did Steve Garvey kill?

 

He didn't kill the hookers, just their Padres near the end of his career.

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Well, Bundy was convicted of 30 homicides, but most estimates run higher than that. Wikipedia identifies another 13 murder cases as "possible" Bundy victims.

So let's say we go with 45. Now, we have to ask ourselves if the Bundy-scale is liner or perhaps more exponential. I would guess it's more exponential. So, let's square each for 49 and 100 "murder points". Meaning that, as a rough estimate, Garvey probably killed one hooker for each of Bundy's victims.

But I digress. TLDR it's safe to assume Garvey had his hands in the killing of at least 15-20 hookers.

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Rip to the hookers

I made a donation after reading to the save a hooker wildlife fund. For just a quarter a month i sponsor a hooker whos endangered in losing her life.

I hope you guys follow suit. If so,we can prevent more tragedies like the one craig pulled when he killed 5 hookers while at SMU

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6 minutes ago, threesheets said:

Not if this fella still has it:

 

The only thing that would be better than this is if it was a plate from the State of Washington instead of Texas and the vehicle was registered in Pullman

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Guys, what if Craig James killed, I dunno, like six or seven hookers? Mebbe more in his zeal. Then memes would be wrong and shit. That motherfucker's license plate posted above would be wrong - everything would be wrong. And each of those six or seven+ hookers are some father's daughter, so accuracy is important.

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Guys, what if Craig James killed, I dunno, like six or seven hookers? Mebbe more in his zeal. Then memes would be wrong and shit. That motherfucker's license plate posted above would be wrong - everything would be wrong. And each of those six or seven+ hookers are some father's daughter, so accuracy is important.


That’s why they have a second or third chorus.


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Guys, what if Craig James killed, I dunno, like six or seven hookers? Mebbe more in his zeal. Then memes would be wrong and shit. That motherfucker's license plate posted above would be wrong - everything would be wrong. And each of those six or seven+ hookers are some father's daughter, so accuracy is important.
Fuck off Craig.
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Okay I am trying to nail down the math problem.

The only given is that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.

Ted Bundy killed about 30 people. Nobody is sure how many.

Or how many were hookers. 

And Steve Garvey's ex she says he was only 70 percent of Bundy.

Math was why I did not graduate from UT, but I am sure the hive mind here can place James on a scale. 

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On 12/14/2018 at 6:39 AM, Bill Lumbergh said:

This article, CJK5H. 

Wikipedia page, CJK5H. 

Google profile, CJK5H. 

No matter what James ever says publicly, you know it will grate at him until the day he dies that no profile of him will ever be written again without mentioning this rumor.  It's outstanding and deserved. 

In so many ways.

It's poetic. He tried to spread a deliberate lie, and he dies by a deliberate lie.

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4 hours ago, Bartles said:

Really thought this bump was to announce he got COVID from his church choir

There’s a choir of 5 hookers in heaven thanks to #CJK5H, which got me to singing:

There were 4 hooker angels

At the alter of the sun

They were praying for ponies

When Craig James came to run

When the game stopped and the crowd cleared

There was killing on his mind,

And 4 dead hookers, took another angel home.

(apologies to Willie, but I’m sure he’d support #CJK5H)

Edit:  similar to @tjhooker, I googled Craig James, and was disappointed to see nothing about 5 dead hookers.  However, did you know that the Philadelphia Eagles have an active roster CB named Craig James, from Southern Illinois?  Poor dude.  https://www.nfl.com/players/craig-james/

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I only know that listening to his shit during the last aggy game makes me want to throw a brick through the screen.  How this pos ever got a job announcing football games just proves that tv execs know jack shit about broadcasting.  Rot in Hell, CJK5H

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8 hours ago, Bartles said:

Really thought this bump was to announce he got COVID from his church choir

I figured he had lost a primary runoff election for some bullshit little rep seat.

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15 hours ago, AnTiM said:

I only know that listening to his shit during the last aggy game makes me want to throw a brick through the screen.  How this pos ever got a job announcing football games just proves that tv execs know jack shit about broadcasting.  Rot in Hell, CJK5H

No shit.  I yell at his stupidity every time that game comes on.

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

That only makes 4. 

Clearly, you lack understanding of modern Maths.

In fact 2+2 is equal to 5, for sufficiently large values of 2.

In the instant case, it seems likely the victims were 2 females and 2 shemales.

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On 7/20/2020 at 7:55 AM, slorch said:

i was hoping he had suffered a torturous, painful death.

There are many long, dark winding roads between Frisco and Jacksonville. A man could get lost…

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On 12/15/2018 at 6:29 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Speaking of TV twatwaffles that disappeared.... What ever happened to Trev Alberts?

He’s the AD for Nebraska. No shit. 

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