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@Neonmoon's avatar subconsciously got to me.

Currently rewatching.

Ironically enough, it was mi madre that put me onto this film the first time.

I think it's probably Pitt's best-ever performance, and a standalone gem.

Probably beating a dead horse here, but I'd love to hear this board's take on this one.

RIP Dennis Farina.

 

 

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"Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?"

"....Because... he dodges bullets, Avi"

 

"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... written on the side of mine... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"

 

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2 minutes ago, GottaB said:

The Tyrone getaway driver scene had me rolling.

What’s the matter with that space over there?

It’s too tight.

Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there.

The whole film is brilliant. Perfect combo of thriller and comedy. 

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14 hours ago, GottaB said:

The Tyrone getaway driver scene had me rolling.

What’s the matter with that space over there?

It’s too tight.

Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there.

It was a funny angle.

It was behind you Tyrone.  Whenever you reverse things come from behind you.

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