In the hospital, I had a stroke.

[next2naus 439]

On 12/16/2018 at 9:56 AM, Beau Vine said:

52good healthnothing to suggest this at all.

get well! 

[sdm 892]

Get well soon Beau, post pics of nurses even sooner!

[CBT 1282]

Damn, becoming a Cards fan is really getting to you.

[Doc Holliday 199]

get well and just poke a hole in your noggin and let the blood drain out 

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

Dang man. Just saw this. T&Ps (that you get a beej from the hot nurse). Get well soon.

[RamjetFDO 10577]

[Hate 20128]

2 hours ago, CBT said:

Damn, becoming a Cards fan is really getting to you.

If the above is true, I rescind my "get well" and opt for the "team stroke".  /no homo

[Helobious 9464]

Read thread title/poster combo and thought the Cardinals had hired Dave Stewart.

Wishing you the speediest of recoveries. 

[TwiceHorn 31512]

Best wishes for a speedy recovery, friendo! 

[BrazilHorn 6624]

All the best man. Scary stuff. 

[XYZ 2154]

Beau Vine hasn’t posted since Sunday.

[Jerry Callo 8709]

10 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Beau Vine hasn’t posted since Sunday.

Fake News!  I saw him posting on Lulz or somewhere a minute or so ago.

[Bevo 13590]

10 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Beau Vine hasn’t posted since Sunday.

Maybe he forgot his password

[Brisketexan 105180]

Why are y'all replying to this post by a freaking LIAR?

He says he had "a" stroke.

I'm betting he had quite a few.  Probably while the nurse's back was turned.

[po elvis 2076]

9 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Maybe he forgot his password

it can't be that many key strokes.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

On 12/16/2018 at 6:27 PM, Beau Vine said:

Moved me out of ICU into regular room.

I have a smoking hawt nurse:https://www.facebook.com/vicka.zarykhta/photos?lst=100002563406601%3A100002247704143%3A1545006256&source_ref=pb_friends_tl

Unfortuntely, I also have a ahower, so she didnt wipe wash my nads.

 

Nice. East European. Does she talk in a Russian sounding accent while she sponge bathes you?

Take care of that blood pressure, and get well soon.

[MissingInAction 25132]

Maybe they are removing something....

 

[retread 2951]

Get well soon, BV!

[Dennis Taylor 18848]

1 hour ago, XYZ said:

Beau Vine hasn’t posted since Sunday.

yes he has

[jimmyjazz 46000]

1 hour ago, XYZ said:

Beau Vine hasn’t posted since Sunday.

There are other threads . . .

[Beau Vine 54319]

On 12/16/2018 at 1:04 PM, thestud said:

 

 

If he has “blood all over his brain” then it would be hemorrhagic. Ischemic stroke is just an occluded vessel, hemorrhagic is when the vessel bursts or leaks blood. Sounds like it was not a subarachnoid bleed.

 

 

SAH.  thstud is a Neurologist?

I got discharged and just got home.

[BERT 4380]

On 12/17/2018 at 3:10 PM, RamjetFDO said:

I can't stop laughing!!

[jimmyjazz 46000]

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

SAH.  thstud is a Neurologist?

I got discharged and just got home.

Was this thing completely out of the blue or did they find some underlying condition?  Was there any treatment?

I'd put you in the bottom 10% of friends I think would be at risk for a stroke.  Unreal.  Take it easy?

[Beau Vine 54319]

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Was this thing completely out of the blue or did they find some underlying condition?  Was there any treatment?

I'd put you in the bottom 10% of friends I think would be at risk for a stroke.  Unreal.  Take it easy?

Blood pressure got a little bit high.

I now take BP medicine and will carry around a BP monitor everywhere.

[tantric superman 4667]

On 12/16/2018 at 8:56 AM, Beau Vine said:

52good healthnothing to suggest this at all.

dang dang dang.

Careless Beau Vine is dead!  Long live careful Beau Vine!

Edited December 18, 2018 by tantric superman

[Jerry Callo 8709]

Glad to hear BV.  Take care of yourself.

[Beau Vine 54319]

41 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

I'd put you in the bottom 10% of friends I think would be at risk for a stroke.  

I'm not 3% body fat like I was 15 years ago.  

[deadshank 24653]

Glad you're out and back at home!!  

Did your old lady have a to do list that she wanted to immediately discuss upon your arrival?

[Sbbruin 21865]

Damn, 3 pages in and I'm the first to offer:

 

 

But hopefully you don't, like, you know, die or anything.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

1 hour ago, BERT said:

I can't stop laughing!!

I saw Bert before dickbutt. 

[cactusflinthead 27601]

Just saw this today. Glad to see you got out of there in short order, even if you did draw the hot nurse card. Take care of yourself. 

[Beau Vine 54319]

I'm honestly really disappointed that you fuckers didn't even discuss dipping into the wreath fund for me.

[Hate 20128]

Well, you weren’t quite dead. You even said you wanted to go for a walk.

[Wally Fairway 5571]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm honestly really disappointed that you fuckers didn't even discuss dipping into the wreath fund for me.

wreath fund was lost in the lawsuit, you need to post on the old board to make a claim on those funds.
 

Dinosaur out front should have told you

[Your Mom 4828]

Wreath fund is for fake cancer, not fake strokes.

[Anastasis 23480]

So did they tell you that you are probably genetically defective or just blame it on the high books pressure? 

[bmbmd 1027]

You dodged a bullet, dude.  Time to take care of yourself.  No more booze, no more stress, no more chickie fried steak, no more red meat, no more viagra, and no more sex.  Walk daily, reduce simple carbs and fats, get some rest, meditate, be wise.  PS-just kidding about the sex part. 

[RPM 26328]

8 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

No more booze, no more stress, no more chickie fried steak, no more red meat, no more viagra, and no more sex.

I thought you said he dodged a bullet.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Phlegm's managed to do it for years so I think you'll be fine.

I had a heart attack and angioplasty no stents. As for strokes Nurse Vanoza does the job, nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Probably not but 1/3rd of people with SAH make a full recovery. Typical signs would be (worst headache in your life, nausea and vomiting, stiff neck, sensitivity to light and blurred vision, and seizures).

So it's like being in the presence of my ex wife.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

If he has “blood all over his brain” then it would be hemorrhagic.

So Ebola?  Good luck, BV.
 

What is a subarachnoid bleed and what other kinds are there?

A spider bit him.
A moose bit my sister

[Bigbend1812 12928]

Glad you’re better dude.   Have a  Merry Christmas.   

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

SAH.  thstud is a Neurologist?
I got discharged and just got home.

Wow, just discovered this thread. Glad you are out, sorry you had to go through it.

Hope you are able to keep educating and entertaining on the baseball thread for years to come. Best wishes to you.





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