Tucker Carlson Tonight

[Brisketexan 104744]

Jesus gave his life on the cross for this
 
 

Let’s not type stones. Tucker is a capitalist. He can produce what he wants. And I’m guessing there’s money to be made in gay porn. So, go for it, Tucker.

[elfenix 34190]

 

too bad immamac vacationed glenn last week

 

 

Edited April 16, 2022 by elfenix

[Hmbre97 6297]

[Pods 7536]

and then it got weird...

[956 Worldwide 34493]

Tucker is a Righteous Gemstones character. 
 

  

[HenryJames 65911]

 

[Bullneck 19027]

On 4/12/2022 at 10:15 AM, Mdhorn said:

That's what I used to tell my folks about the Clintons--They must be the smartest people in history to be able to evade 30 years worth of Congressional and private investigations.  But they weren't hearing that either since the Clintons were clowns.  It's the idiot savant syndrome.    

 

8 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

too bad immamac vacationed glenn last week

 

 

 

[Bullneck 19027]

On 4/12/2022 at 10:49 AM, Brisketexan said:

Sorry.....the best we could come up with on short notice is this Foppish Dandy:

Looks like a young Mitch McConnell.  So there's that.

[Francisco 2.0 32347]

That commercial is more gay than gay porn.

 

 

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76474]

11 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Jesus gave his life on the cross for this

 

 

[Bojack 2073]

Was anyone brave enough to watch that with the sound on?

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

4 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Was anyone brave enough to watch that with the sound on?

Ric Flair used it better.

what’s with the God Squad dude UVing his nuts?

[Sawbonz 27447]

“Hard Times”

hosted by Tucker Carlson

 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Personally I find tan lines tantalizing and a sign of amateurism. But I’m still not into men.

[HenryJames 65911]

 

[HenryJames 65911]

 

[Serak The Preparer 3430]

@Macklemore (errr, I mean Iconclast) must be so conflicted. Not the part about the gay stuff, just the absence of meth.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13555]

On 4/12/2022 at 8:08 AM, C-Man said:

This apparently isn’t this cunt’s first rodeo.

https://www.inquirer.com/news/amy-wax-university-of-pennsylvania-law-school-20220411.html?outputType=amp

If you as an individual are going to take personal credit for what others of your race/tribe have accomplished, you also must take personal responsibility, meaning at minimum, you should spend the rest of your life in prison where you can regale your cellmates with tales of all your acheivements. 

[HenryJames 65911]

Needs more volleyball, imo.

[956 Worldwide 34493]

Hahahah this one is even better:

 

[HenryJames 65911]

 

[RomaVicta 29812]

On 3/24/2022 at 11:13 PM, Bama Chick said:

lol These fools think Hunter is some kind of cross between Jason Bourne and Jack Reacher when he’s just a rich kid with a tragic fucked up personal life and a huge dong.

Take out the word tragic and I think you're describing who I would chose to be. People think I'm an action hero with movie star looks, I'm rich, my personal life is fucked up (I could negotiate that), and I have an imposing dong? 

Count me in.

Edit [Sometimes I amaze myself with the freshness of my observations.]

Edited April 16, 2022 by RomaVicta
Should've read further into the thread before posting. Mea culpa.

[jimmyjazz 45602]

Needs Frankie Goes To Hollywood "Relax", in my opinion.

[956 Worldwide 34493]

This has to be a bit, right? He and Trump are texting each other:

”I’ll get them to make Dr. Oz a senator.”

”I’ll make them cheer for Russia and watch an hour-long homoerotic montage.” 

[WhatTheBuck 28720]

25 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Take out the word tragic and I think you're describing who I would chose to be. People think I'm an action hero with movie star looks, I'm rich, my personal life is fucked up (I could negotiate that), and I have an imposing dong? 

Count me in.

Take out “huge dong” and he’s George W. Bush without political aspirations. 

[RomaVicta 29812]

11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Take out “huge dong” and he’s George W. Bush without political aspirations. 

Take out “huge dong” and he’s Anthony Weiner.

[WhatTheBuck 28720]

6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Take out “huge dong” and he’s Anthony Weiner.

Weiner never benefited in business or in politics from being born to a wealthy and politically connected family.

[RomaVicta 29812]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Weiner never benefited in business or in politics from being born to a wealthy and politically connected family.

My sentence says nothing about those things. It was merely focussing on the notion of a person taking out his huge dong.

Evidently an errant attempt at humor.

[NWBuck 8548]

Somebody smarter than me needs to splice that together with this (and use the original Van Halen soundtrack):

 

Edited April 16, 2022 by NWBuck

[bolverk 29438]

The cow milking takes it to 11.

[Biff Tannen 45512]

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This has to be a bit, right? He and Trump are texting each other:

”I’ll get them to make Dr. Oz a senator.”

”I’ll make them cheer for Russia and watch an hour-long homoerotic montage.” 

The Simulation is in full on fuckery mode.

Also, that's gayer than 8 guys fucking 9 guys.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13555]

15 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Jesus gave his life on the cross for this

 

 

 

[Bullneck 19027]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Take out “huge dong” and he’s Anthony Weiner.

Anthony Weiner speaking in favor of healthcare for 9/11 responders:

Spoiler

 

 

[Sawbonz 27447]

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also, that's gayer than 8 guys fucking 9 guys.

 

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

On 4/11/2022 at 10:13 PM, Sawbonz said:

“Former Penn Law professor “

Lol

She's been spouting this shit for years to no ill effect for her professorship at Penn law.  

[Sawbonz 27447]

25 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Lol

She's been spouting this shit for years to no ill effect for her professorship at Penn law.  

People like her are a great argument against tenure. Looks like they took away all mandatory courses from her years ago.

[Francisco 2.0 32347]

 

 

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[Burt 4065]

On 4/12/2022 at 7:12 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

At first I thought that was going to be about Tom Selleck. 

[SaucyJack 3487]

16 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Speaking of taking it to 11.  Haha.

[Blotto 23434]

Here's the otherside of that contraption. 

 

[HenryJames 65911]

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[Biff Tannen 45512]

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

 

Well that's what I heard.  Many people are saying?

Edited April 17, 2022 by Biff Tannen

[Hookah Horns 3082]

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

Here's the otherside of that contraption. 

 

WTF is that thing supposed to be, seriously? A junk tanning light? 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13555]

It's a night light so your penis won't be scared in the dark. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

45 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

They need to ramp it up and tan their testicles in front of an x-ray machine.

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

I was tanning my testicles before it was cool 

[StassneyHorn 6540]

If you push/pull heavy things you will always have testosterone. That’s biology.

 

[Dutchrudder 11124]

I think this Tucker "documentary" will be about how American men currently have historically low average testosterone counts compared to some questionable stats about a very old culture that has zero actual data about their Testosterone levels. We will see some simple solution described in-depth throughout the "documentary" on how to fix it with a daily dose of X for a simple $9.95 a week cost. The solution will probably be a pill or drink mix with some sort of bullshit unverified ancient origin, used by some strongman culture, like the Egyptians because their Testosterone infused men helped build the Pyramids, or some shit.

This product is, of course, made by a company of which Tucker owns at least 50%. Viewers of this crock-umentary will be given a free sample for buying a ticket, because what better way to generate customers and revenue than your already captive audience!  This will end up being the first infomercial disguised as a documentary, a sort of "Grift-tumentary" if you will, promoted by a "news" organization. And his dumbass people will watch it, believe every word of it, buy whatever bullshit snake oil it is pushing, and claim it works, because they are mentally challenged dumbfucks who can't tell when someone they like is taking advantage of them.