Tucker Carlson Tonight

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Wait, wait, wait. There are intel briefings that Tucker is being manipulated by Russia? I’m shocked 

 

[tx 3 putt 77,534]

Comrade Tucker ….

 

[kevwun 15,928]

The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks.  Also, McCaul is older than Tucker so the son tough guy line is silly.

[C-Man 27,285]

50 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks.  Also, McCaul is older than Tucker so the son tough guy line is silly.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,588]

12 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Wait, wait, wait. There are intel briefings that Tucker is being manipulated by Russia? I’m shocked 

 

Lol. That one laugh in the middle of his shtick.

It's like he let down his Alpha Male character for a half second and it escaped, like a fart on a first date. 

Edited December 14, 2022 by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

[RPM 26,360]

13 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Wait, wait, wait. There are intel briefings that Tucker is being manipulated by Russia? I’m shocked 

 

"I've lived in America my whole life." Well, that's absolutely 100% evidence you didn't sell out your country. No way you could be a traitor.

[tx 3 putt 77,534]

 

[956 Worldwide 34,794]

How did we miss Tucker going into full on JFK conspiracy mode?

Zelenskyy is bad, the CIA killed JFK, and I’m not a Kremlin asset folks. 
 

 

[TexArcher 38,076]

I'm not a violent person, but I'd like to hit this guy with my car then get out and kick him in the balls until he died.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Tucker learned the CIA has intel on him being a Russian asset, and shockingly he begins to attack the CIA

[atomheartbevo 89,824]

37 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Tucker learned the CIA has intel on him being a Russian asset, and shockingly he begins to attack the CIA

And it’s a pretty weak attack.  I think he has a history degree, but now I’m wondering because if he did, he could come up with more relevant and truthful things to attack the CIA on.

And if he honestly believed the kind of stuff he says about the government, he’d watch what he says because he’d be afraid.  Instead, it’s all about the idiots who watch his show.

[WhatTheBuck 28,806]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

And it’s a pretty weak attack.  I think he has a history degree, but now I’m wondering because if he did, he could come up with more relevant and truthful things to attack the CIA on.

And if he honestly believed the kind of stuff he says about the government, he’d watch what he says because he’d be afraid.  Instead, it’s all about the idiots who watch his show.

From Wikipedia:

Carlson was briefly enrolled at Collège du Léman, a boarding school in Switzerland, but said he was "kicked out". He attained his secondary education at St. George's School, a boarding school in Middletown, Rhode Island, where he started dating his future wife, Susan Andrews, the headmaster's daughter. He then went to Trinity College in Hartford, Connecticut, graduating in 1991 with a BA in history. Carlson's Trinity yearbook describes him as a member of the "Dan White Society", an apparent reference to the American political assassin who murdered San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk. After college, Carlson tried to join the Central Intelligence Agency, but his application was denied, after which he decided to pursue a career in journalism with the encouragement of his father, who advised him that "they'll take anybody".

So he managed to remember names and dates long enough to pass the tests and get a BA in History from Trinity College, no doubt a fine, upstanding institution of higher learning. With “Trinity” in the name, what else could it be? And his membership in the Dan White Society suggests that he’s been a bigot and a homophobe since his youth.

And look! Turns out he might have some personal reason for feeling resentment toward the CIA. I’m shocked. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,506]

LOL at Tucker actively encouraging his audience to smoke tobacco. What the hell is his problem?


 

 

And again with the gas stoves:

 

 

 

Edited January 21, 2023 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[tx 3 putt 77,534]

he's fucking idiot, but his target audience is very very dense 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,506]

Great response:
 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,227]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Great response:
 

 

Counterpoint:  The Japanese are some of the most chill mother fuckers out there today and smoke like nobody's business.

[956 Worldwide 34,794]

Lol, after telling people not to get vaccinated you had to know “cigarettes are cool” comes next. 
 

Sick, scared, and angry is the target Tucker viewer. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,806]

They call cannabis a mind expanding drug for a reason, Tuck. You really should try it.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,588]

Dems and the Radical Left need to enact an organized public campaign banning Americans from punching themselves in the face. 

[Sawbonz 27,596]

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

LOL at Tucker actively encouraging his audience to smoke tobacco. What the hell is his problem?


 

 

And again with the gas stoves:

 

 

 

Tucker when he gets home from work

 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Who’s done more research?

[CowboyFred 1,152]

7 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Counterpoint:  The Japanese are some of the most chill mother fuckers out there today and smoke like nobody's business.

Well the last time they acted up they got nuked soooo….

[Fudge Nuggets 19,227]

10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Sick, scared, and angry is the target Tucker viewer. 

And stupid.  You forgot stupid in your list.

[bolverk 29,728]

Happy now, Tucker?

 

[Matuka 1,315]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Happy now, Tucker?

Maya Rudolph??  Couldn't they have gotten a spokesperson that's more...that's more "American"?

 

 

[Red Five 40,898]

"Isn't Maya Rudolph a bit too... 'exotic'... to be representing M&Ms? What are they trying to teach our children?"

[jimmyjazz 46,225]

Well, they are "chocolate" at their core.

WHY NOT WHITE CHOCOLATE?

[Macanudo 13,017]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, they are "chocolate" at their core.

WHY NOT WHITE CHOCOLATE?

Because there's really no such thing as white chocolate.  

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Because there's really no such thing as white chocolate.  

Excuse me?

[TheStoicPaisano 9,939]

Whit Eboy?

[atomheartbevo 89,824]

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

"Isn't Maya Rudolph a bit too... 'exotic'... to be representing M&Ms? What are they trying to teach our children?"

Her mom is black and she's Jewish....

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Her mom is black and she's Jewish....

So she's Blewish?

[atomheartbevo 89,824]

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

So she's Blewish?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,506]

More Tucker concern about woke M&Ms.
 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

That last line was delivered with a straight face 

[956 Worldwide 34,794]

On 1/23/2023 at 8:57 PM, Macanudo said:

Because there's really no such thing as white chocolate.  

But what about…..

 

[David Dennison 18,951]

I'm thoroughly enjoying the woke mob's trolling of right wing snowflakes.

[atomheartbevo 89,824]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

I'm thoroughly enjoying the woke mob's trolling of right wing snowflakes.

I am as well.  They've sucked Tucker Carlson and his merry band of snowflake followers in and it's a master class on trolling.

[tx 3 putt 77,534]

 

[956 Worldwide 34,794]

Is that misspelling of Zelenskyy on the chiron a mistake or a dig at Ukrainians who want to spell their names in Ukrainian (Zelensky vice Zelenskyy)?

Can’t be said enough that before Tucker is a fascist, he’s just a total piece of shit. 
 

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,588]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Giggling and catty chatting about a princess is alpha male 101. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,806]

There are purple M&Ms now?

[Sawbonz 27,596]

20 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

There are purple M&Ms now?

Well that is just a bridge too far

[VivaNaranja 466]

Lol

Good news: The non-sexy green M&M is coming back! On Monday, M&M’s parent company Mars Wrigley announced that it would be pulling its M&M’s ‘spokescandies’ mascots indefinitely and replacing them with the actor Maya Rudolph. However, the company told the New York Times on Friday that the controversial move was all just a PR stunt, and that the spokescandies will indeed return at the upcoming Super Bowl.

https://www.polygon.com/23574687/m-and-m-spokescandies-super-bowl-ad

[cactusflinthead 27,606]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,227]

3 hours ago, VivaNaranja said:

Lol

Good news: The non-sexy green M&M is coming back! On Monday, M&M’s parent company Mars Wrigley announced that it would be pulling its M&M’s ‘spokescandies’ mascots indefinitely and replacing them with the actor Maya Rudolph. However, the company told the New York Times on Friday that the controversial move was all just a PR stunt, and that the spokescandies will indeed return at the upcoming Super Bowl.

https://www.polygon.com/23574687/m-and-m-spokescandies-super-bowl-ad

Yeah I think the "It's a PR stunt and they're going to do something at the Super Bowl." theory was pretty well sussed out about 5 seconds after their announcement.

30 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Where do I sign up?

[lemonlime 5,503]

31 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

You know if we're going all in on thunderdome, maybe the Memphis cops can pull him over on trumped up reckless driving allegations.

[cactusflinthead 27,606]

Maybe he can take Whitlock along for the ride.

 

[SimonBolivar 10,960]

8 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Maybe he can take Whitlock along for the ride.

 

What the ever loving fuck 

[Zepol87 9,195]

What the fuck?? Whitlock is a POS and needs his ass beat by some cops