Tucker Carlson Tonight

[BrickHorn 18197]

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If anybody tells you that your mask makes them uncomfortable, kindly adopt a condescending tone and tell them "Bless your heart, I'm sorry you're a snowflake and that I triggered you.  Perhaps you can lobby the government for a safe space?"

Not bad. But I prefer to react by tilting my head to the right and putting my index finger up to my ear while looking the uncomfortable snowflake up and down and saying “We’ve got a non-reptilian subject who has become... aware. Send agents to Sector Charlie-Nine to apprehend. Subject is an unattractive, overweight white male and was last seen wearing unfashionable cargo shorts and an ill-fitting, soiled tee shirt with a stupid patriotic slogan on it.”

[wildcat09 29267]

If someone said my wearing a mask makes them uncomfortable I’d just say “fuck your feelings.”

[Post Oak 20188]

Then take out your phone, snap their pic and post it here 

[hookemATL 11611]

It’s honestly an interesting thought as to what I would do if someone approached my child/myself regarding my kid wearing a mask. I am a rather laid back non confrontational dude, but I know that I have a reserve of untethered rage that is rarely tapped into. (Usually reserved for Saturday’s in the fall for the past 10+ motherfuckin cunt shit tits goat dick years). 
 

Like most fathers, anything wrt my kids is the most likely thing to set off that trigger. I’d like to think I could hold it together in front of my children but you just never know what could happen when you cross that line. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33846]

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

It’s honestly an interesting thought as to what I would do if someone approached my child/myself regarding my kid wearing a mask. I am a rather laid back non confrontational dude, but I know that I have a reserve of untethered rage that is rarely tapped into. (Usually reserved for Saturday’s in the fall for the past 10+ motherfuckin cunt shit tits goat dick years). 
 

Like most fathers, anything wrt my kids is the most likely thing to set off that trigger. I’d like to think I could hold it together in front of my children but you just never know what could happen when you cross that line. 

laugh rep for the parenthetical 

[Francisco 2.0 32346]

 

 

[Chooky 13302]

Tucker is veering so close to just fuck it mode and announcing "white power" and starting a podcast with 2 million instant Patreon subscribers. 

[B00M 6280]

Holy shit, he openly opposes the immigration act of 1965? So we should only accept immigrants from northwest Europe? ...what?! Lol

Hitler admired our immigration policies prior to 1965 too!

[hpslugga 4048]

On 4/29/2021 at 2:57 PM, BrickHorn said:

Not bad. But I prefer to react by tilting my head to the right and putting my index finger up to my ear while looking the uncomfortable snowflake up and down and saying “We’ve got a non-reptilian subject who has become... aware. Send agents to Sector Charlie-Nine to apprehend. Subject is an unattractive, overweight white male and was last seen wearing unfashionable cargo shorts and an ill-fitting, soiled tee shirt with a stupid patriotic slogan on it.”

You know, as appealing as that sounds, you probably just gave that guy grounds to shoot you.

[HenryJames 65891]

[Mole 4320]

In the unlikely event that an anti-mask Tuckerite accosts your child and you can’t disengage, I think the proper response is to point out some inane detail about their appearance (clothes, haircut, etc.) and loudly declare that you read a Facebook post calling that a sign of a sex trafficker and ask why a sex trafficker is harassing your child. The more confusing and irrational the better as long as you are loudly calling them a sex trafficker.

[atomheartbevo 89460]

5 hours ago, hpslugga said:

You know, as appealing as that sounds, you probably just gave that guy grounds to shoot you.

And this is why the Art Bell crowd was more fun than the Qanon idiots.

[atomheartbevo 89460]

27 minutes ago, Mole said:

In the unlikely event that an anti-mask Tuckerite accosts your child and you can’t disengage, I think the proper response is to point out some inane detail about their appearance (clothes, haircut, etc.) and loudly declare that you read a Facebook post calling that a sign of a sex trafficker and ask why a sex trafficker is harassing your child. The more confusing and irrational the better as long as you are loudly calling them a sex trafficker.

Just toss out a loud "Hey, I saw you on TV, you're not supposed to be within 200 feet of children, I'm going to call the cops on you!"

[Biff Tannen 45502]

God, I unfortunately saw a clip of the Rudy madness and what pissed me off the most was the Tucker face. Why does he do it?  Why is his thing to look confused and astonished?  My theory is it is supposed to give him the vibe of, “aw shucks, I’m just a guy trying to figure out this confusing world like the rest of the rubes that watch this absurd performance art.  I’m not really just an evil grifter!”

Edited May 1, 2021 by Biff Tannen

[atomheartbevo 89460]

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

God, I unfortunately saw a clip of the Rudy madness and what pissed me off the most was the Tucker face. Why does he do it?  Why is his thing to look confused and astonished?  My theory is it is supposed to give him the vibe of, “aw shucks, I’m just a guy trying to figure out this confusing world like the rest of the rubes that watch this absurd performance art.  I’m not really just an evil grifter!”

I've kind of wondered if it was some kind of fake "whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't know you were going to say that, I don't know that I can support that, that's really out there" kind of vibe he was trying to give off, even though he knew full well what the person was probably going to say.

[atomheartbevo 89460]

2 hours ago, Mole said:

In the unlikely event that an anti-mask Tuckerite accosts your child and you can’t disengage, I think the proper response is to point out some inane detail about their appearance (clothes, haircut, etc.) and loudly declare that you read a Facebook post calling that a sign of a sex trafficker and ask why a sex trafficker is harassing your child. The more confusing and irrational the better as long as you are loudly calling them a sex trafficker.

In hindsight, just look at them and say "Do you know what the 17th letter of the alphabet is? Why aren't you trying to blend in my friend, don't you know, the storm is coming, and in the meantime we are to hide in plain sight and wait for the legitimate President to be sworn in."

[atomheartbevo 89460]

 

[4th&Five 41461]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33846]

10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

uh, Tucker, Obama is only 8 years older than you. so you're saying you're also old? fucking these people, man

[Bama Chick 28596]

Now do Trump suggesting Lysol and bleach you doll dead eyed fucksack of Salisbury steak and rage.

[WhatTheBuck 28717]

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Now do Trump suggesting Lysol and bleach you doll dead eyed fucksack of Salisbury steak and rage.

Not sure where Salisbury steak comes into this. It’s just a ground beef patty with gravy. Not exactly haute cuisine but it’s okay as simple comfort food on a cold, rainy day. I’d choose it before any of the processed chicken products on the Marie Callender’s menu. (Speaking of which, they didn’t even have their lasagna in the freezer the last time I was at the grocery. What’s up with that?)

[TwiceHorn 31305]

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Not sure where Salisbury steak comes into this. It’s just a ground beef patty with gravy. Not exactly haute cuisine but it’s okay as simple comfort food on a cold, rainy day. I’d choose it before any of the processed chicken products on the Marie Callender’s menu. (Speaking of which, they didn’t even have their lasagna in the freezer the last time I was at the grocery. What’s up with that?)

Do yourself a favor and check out Michelangelo's lasagna and other Italian entrees.  If they have em up there.

[Pescado_Rojo 19332]

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Not sure where Salisbury steak comes into this. It’s just a ground beef patty with gravy. Not exactly haute cuisine but it’s okay as simple comfort food on a cold, rainy day. I’d choose it before any of the processed chicken products on the Marie Callender’s menu. (Speaking of which, they didn’t even have their lasagna in the freezer the last time I was at the grocery. What’s up with that?)

I suspect it's because Tucker's step-mother is an heiress to the Swanson Foods fortune. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

22 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Not sure where Salisbury steak comes into this. It’s just a ground beef patty with gravy. Not exactly haute cuisine but it’s okay as simple comfort food on a cold, rainy day. I’d choose it before any of the processed chicken products on the Marie Callender’s menu. (Speaking of which, they didn’t even have their lasagna in the freezer the last time I was at the grocery. What’s up with that?)

[WhatTheBuck 28717]

8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Do yourself a favor and check out Michelangelo's lasagna and other Italian entrees.  If they have em up there.

We have it. I’ve tried it. It’s been awhile and I can’t offer an opinion. I’ll have to try it again. I generally tend toward Stouffer’s because it’s local and pretty good. (They used to even own a hotel not far from where I live.)

Currently I’m eating too much Popeyes chicken because they opened a new store a few blocks away a month or so ago. They haven’t gotten my order wrong yet. I never thought about their green beans until I heard they discontinued them and now I’d really like to try them. 

[Underdog 28457]

Years ago someone died at the Michelangelo’s plant in around Round Rock, so I’d be leary of eating anything from them.  It could be Soylent Green eye-talian style. 

[TwiceHorn 31305]

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Years ago someone died at the Michelangelo’s plant in around Round Rock, so I’d be leary of eating anything from them.  It could be Soylent Green eye-talian style. 

Still damned tasty.  Mmmm people.

[Underdog 28457]

People gives me gas. 

[WhatTheBuck 28717]

20 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Still damned tasty.  Mmmm people.

Do you prefer the white meat or the dark meat?

[RPM 26234]

28 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Do you prefer the white meat or the dark meat?

[washparkhorn 9935]

dummy memes himself 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33846]

that will never not get the lulz from me

[Francisco 2.0 32346]

 

 

[Ghost of LL 15495]

11 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I'm with Tucker--I also want his viewers to die as quickly as possible (whether from Covid or other source).  But I worry that he's being just a bit too over-the-top with it and they might catch on.

[Willfully Horn 7922]

On 5/4/2021 at 11:14 AM, Underdog said:

Years ago someone died at the Michelangelo’s plant in around Round Rock, so I’d be leary of eating anything from them.  It could be Soylent Green eye-talian style. 

A platter of elbows, a bowl full of knees

[Francisco 2.0 32346]

14 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I'm with Tucker--I also want his viewers to die as quickly as possible (whether from Covid or other source).  But I worry that he's being just a bit too over-the-top with it and they might catch on.

 

Speaking of that; I think there's a correlation between Limbaugh's death and Tucker's recent more over-the-top proclamations.   In the right wing media world, someone needs to fill Limbaugh's shoes and Tucker seemingly has decided it's there for the taking.

Edited May 6, 2021 by Francisco 2.0

[Red Five 40681]

27 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Maybe so. This isn't like drinking from the grail. People are still going to die. 

[Satchel 6908]

Most of those hospitalized with COVID today are 50 and under and unvaccinated.

[Neonmoon 38127]

7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Is he saying those were all vaccine reaction deaths (I mean, I know that’s what he’s implying to scare people, but does he have some crackpot source claiming this), or is he literally just saying a few thousand people have died after getting a vaccine and it’s not even necessarily caused by the vaccine?

He’s just asking questions. 

(these questions have easily verifiable answers. He knows this. He doesn’t care. His job is to stoke fear and doubt.) 

 

 

[formermav43 4599]

15 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Is he saying those were all vaccine reaction deaths (I mean, I know that’s what he’s implying to scare people, but does he have some crackpot source claiming this), or is he literally just saying a few thousand people have died after getting a vaccine and it’s not even necessarily caused by the vaccine?

He says near the end “what is the real number who have been killed or injured BY these vaccines.” He went beyond implying to outright claiming.

[Neonmoon 38127]

Tucker of course leaves out this little nugget about VAERS

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VAERS accepts and analyzes reports of possible health problems—also called “adverse events”—after vaccination. As an early warning system, VAERS cannot prove that a vaccine caused a problem. Specifically, a report to VAERS does not mean that a vaccine caused an adverse event. But VAERS can give CDC and FDA important information. If it looks as though a vaccine might be causing a problem, FDA and CDC will investigate further and take action if needed.

Anyone can submit a report to VAERS saying anything. 
 

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VAERS accepts reports from anyone, including patients, family members, healthcare providers and vaccine manufacturers.

 

[UncleSonny 6563]

6 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

He says near the end “what is the real number who have been killed or injured BY these vaccines.” He went beyond implying to outright claiming.

Apparently the loophole is you can say literally anything you want as long as it’s in the form of a question and you do it in the most cunty way possible.

[wildcat09 29267]

If someone killed Tucker, would they be a national hero? I'm just asking questions!

[NWBuck 8548]

14 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Apparently the loophole is you can say literally anything you want as long as it’s in the form of a question and you do it in the most cunty way possible.

Like the stupid narrator on that "Curse of Oak Island" show. 

"Could it be....??" 

[Born to Run 6568]

dummy memes himself 

If Tucker enrolled at UT in 2021 which Frat does he go with?

[woohorn 1131]

KKKA

[956 Worldwide 34462]

On 5/4/2021 at 5:21 PM, 4th&Five said:

 

I watched that clip and all I could think about is how anyone could watch former POTUS Obama speaking, and then voluntarily decide they didn't want anymore of that.  They wanted Trump. 

[hpslugga 4048]

4 hours ago, woohorn said:

KKKA

I was gonna say, was that a serious question?

[DigglerontheHoof 21073]

12 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

I was gonna say, was that a serious question?

Do the KAs still do the "Old South" weekend, complete w/ Confederate uniforms and rebel flags?  I'm guessing, yes. 

[hpslugga 4048]

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I watched that clip and all I could think about is how anyone could watch former POTUS Obama speaking, and then voluntarily decide they didn't want anymore of that.  They wanted Trump. 

This is who they’ve always been