Tucker Carlson Tonight

[Biff Tannen 45512]

1 hour ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

I was tanning my testicles before it was cool 

Seriously, what are your thoughts on Tucker's nonsense?  I mean, this is defining your party.  You cool with it?

[tx 3 putt 76460]

To think, there are ‘educated’ surly posters that idolize / look up too this idiot  

[GhostOfTomJoad 9308]

The official Tucker Carlson + Donald Trump testicle tanning devices will be available on May 1st for the low, low price of only sixty payments of $45.45.

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Seriously, what are your thoughts on Tucker's nonsense?  I mean, this is defining your party.  You cool with it?

So without watching a second of it, I’m guessing the whole show or series is profiling people who are essentially embracing the opposite of  “toxic masculinity” and the “patriarchy”. Somehow low T levels got into the convo and our lower reproductive rates and some cringe things were said. The low T and sperm counts are real unless I’m mistaken, but tanning your testicles is an unproven remedy for such a problem. 

[Gatorubet 30139]

14 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

So without watching a second of it, I’m guessing the whole show or series is profiling people who are essentially embracing the opposite of  “toxic masculinity” and the “patriarchy”. Somehow low T levels got into the convo and our lower reproductive rates and some cringe things were said. The low T and sperm counts are real unless I’m mistaken, but tanning your testicles is an unproven remedy for such a problem. 

We just seeing both sides of the testicle tanning issue

[Sawbonz 27447]

 

[F250 28715]

These guys are about 30 seconds away from saying "and now it's time to pack fudge."

 

[Gatorubet 30139]

And so it was, early GOP man invented the ‘wide stance’ foot touch that became inexorably bound to the party and their future rituals. 

[Dutchrudder 11124]

Nobody talking about an issue doesn't give you the right to make up your own fake homeopathic "solution" to a problem. It actually makes things worse, because you are making people think it's not a real problem and they won't take it seriously. 

[956 Worldwide 34491]

This is so beautiful. What’s magnificent is how starkly and perfectly it illuminates the insecurities and stupidity that gave us Tucker and Trump in the first place. 

[956 Worldwide 34491]

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Seriously, what are your thoughts on Tucker's nonsense?  I mean, this is defining your party.  You cool with it?

I’m thinking this is right up the Crypto Bro alley.

 

[Blotto 23434]

Will Trump's bronzer provide the same therapeutic benefits as natural sunlight? Asking for Putin's balls, which as we know spend a fair amount of time perched on dotard's chin.

[Biff Tannen 45512]

11 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

So without watching a second of it, I’m guessing the whole show or series is profiling people who are essentially embracing the opposite of  “toxic masculinity” and the “patriarchy”. Somehow low T levels got into the convo and our lower reproductive rates and some cringe things were said. The low T and sperm counts are real unless I’m mistaken, but tanning your testicles is an unproven remedy for such a problem. 

Yeah, you might want to take a quick watch.  He's the most popular show on the right and you should know what's going on there.  Not normal.

[Serak The Preparer 3430]

29 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, you might want to take a quick watch.  He's the most popular show on the right and you should know what's going on there.  Not normal.

Dude, @Immaculate Vibes probably still claims to not know who Marjorie Taylor Greene is. You think there's going to be any self-evaluation of a hero like Tucker?

[tx 3 putt 76460]

I just saw that ‘testicle tanning& is trending

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45599]

After a lot of wine with Easter dinner, I looked up the testosterone crash.  Then I went to bed.  I've forgotten the exact numbers, but it's something like 20% reduction over 40 years, with a host of possible explanations.

Tucker makes it sound as if modern men have zero testosterone.  His appearance definitely pushes that perception.

[RomaVicta 29809]

21 hours ago, Blotto said:

Here's the otherside of that contraption. 

 

 

I'm clueless as to what that is and what's going on. I thought it proved the video was fake. I'd be grateful for an explanation.

The best I can come up with is that he's sending a dick pick on the world's biggest smart phone.

Edit: Of course it's explained in the post below the one I quote. Patience, Roma, patience!

 

Edited April 18, 2022 by RomaVicta

[tx 3 putt 76460]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

After a lot of wine with Easter dinner, I looked up the testosterone crash.  Then I went to bed.  I've forgotten the exact numbers, but it's something like 20% reduction over 40 years, with a host of possible explanations.

Tucker makes it sound as if modern men have zero testosterone.  His appearance definitely pushes that perception.

he’s ready to inspect every red blooded, maga penis to get to the bottom of this !

[Chooky 13302]

It's funny how most of the people who still latch onto to 2017 trend phraseology like beta male, and cuck, and soy boy, think shit like this is what "masculine" resembles. "Saturday is for the boys! Let's totally not be gay like the soy libs and have a dudes only weekend! Knock back some brews, go to the shooting range, pack into the sauna later and moisturize each other's bronzed taints! Fuck yeah, bro!"

Tucker is probably so removed from normalcy these days that it's difficult to understand how people work anymore. All he knows is that when his ratings slightly slump he needs to kick out some white nationalist tones to bump things up a bit. 

[tx 3 putt 76460]

Meh, he plays a character on tv 

His audience needs to realize that 

[Neonmoon 38127]

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

After a lot of wine with Easter dinner, I looked up the testosterone crash.  Then I went to bed.  I've forgotten the exact numbers, but it's something like 20% reduction over 40 years, with a host of possible explanations.

Tucker makes it sound as if modern men have zero testosterone.  His appearance definitely pushes that perception.

Tucker has to be right, because he sure acts like a huge pussy

[Hookah Horns 3082]

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm clueless as to what that is and what's going on. I thought it proved the video was fake. I'd be grateful for an explanation.

The best I can come up with is that he's sending a dick pick on the world's biggest smart phone.

Your confusion is understandable, because it's testicle tanner being used on some kind of random rock formation in a real Tucker show. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21079]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Meh, he plays a character on tv 

His audience needs to realize that 

Well, that's the problem.  His audience buys him and his shtick as gospel. 

[tx 3 putt 76460]

3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well, that's the problem.  His audience buys him and his shtick as gospel. 

dumbest people alive. We have ‘Educated’ posters here that look up to him 

[Biff Tannen 45512]

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Meh, he plays a character on tv 

His audience needs to realize that 

But they don't and therein lies the problem.

Edited April 18, 2022 by Biff Tannen
what diggler said

[tx 3 putt 76460]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

But they don't and therein lies the problem.

Dumbest people alive 

[RomaVicta 29809]

14 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

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[RomaVicta 29809]

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

To think, there are ‘educated’ surly posters that idolize / look up too this idiot  

The law professor explaining how immigrants of color loath our whiteness out of jealousy is an Ivy League lawyer and neurologist. Seriously. She's proven that she's brilliant. I'm sure many of the white men defending slavery as only fitting because the black race is barely human were equally brilliant. 

It's not proof against being wrong, racist, or ridiculous. 

[4th&Five 41462]

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Tucker and Joe Rogan are fighting it out to be the GOOP/Gwyneth Paltrow for shitty white dudes/incels.

JOOP?
TOOP?
KKKOOP?
GQQP?

Now we need them to promote sticking a jade egg up their asshole.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Tucker and Joe Rogan are fighting it out to be the GOOP/Gwyneth Paltrow for shitty white dudes/incels.

JOOP?
TOOP?
KKKOOP?
GQQP?

Now we need them to promote sticking a jade egg up their asshole.

[SKJ 1305]

It's obvious Tucker is trying to convert young men into the new MAGA.

GREAT

AMERICAN 

YOUTH

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

12 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

Hmm, I don't know about y'all but I'm suddenly in the mood to go camping. 

Or

 

 

 

Nothing like finding a pack of starfish on a camping trip.

Or

 

 

 

"So I just walk up to them, tell them my cock shoots light rays, and I'm good?"

[4th&Five 41462]

 

[Bullneck 19027]

27 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Can we see the Venn diagram of people who buy into this but don't believe in climate change?

[Underdog 28460]

Have to wonder what the other fellas, Hannity, Watters, Geraldo, Ingraham, think of this. 

[SKJ 1305]

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Have to wonder what the other fellas, Hannity, Watters, Geraldo, Ingraham, think of this. 

Have you seen Geraldo?

He might be one of the most gay ever

[tx 3 putt 76460]

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Have to wonder what the other fellas, Hannity, Watters, Geraldo, Ingraham, think of this. 

they’re pissed they didn’t think of it first 

[tx 3 putt 76460]

33 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Tucker and Joe Rogan are fighting it out to be the GOOP/Gwyneth Paltrow for shitty white dudes/incels.

JOOP?


Now we need them to promote sticking a jade egg up their asshole.

this is a money making opportunity for us. Jade anal eggs with the likeness of Donald K Trump etched into it !!!!!

 

shouldn’t they have some kind of cord or something to pull it out ?

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

On 4/15/2022 at 7:26 PM, Sawbonz said:

Jesus gave his life on the cross for this

 

 

From the group who sure shout quite a bit about "grooming."

 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Meh, he plays a character on tv 

His audience needs to realize that 

I don't think he's playing at being a vile piece of shit who is directly responsible for spreading anti-vaxx conspiracy theories that have killed people.  He should be in jail or at the very least kicked off the airwaves.  Problem being, there are vile pieces of shit all lined up to take his place.

Edited April 18, 2022 by MC Fresh Breath

[Longhorn_Fan68 33852]

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[Sawbonz 27447]

38 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

From the group who sure shout quite a bit about "grooming."

 

Pretty sure those guys wax

[jimmyjazz 45599]

24 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Pretty sure those guys wax

It's called a "Brozilian".

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

from the lulz forum (h/t @elfenix)

 

[Gatorubet 30139]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

this is a money making opportunity for us. Jade anal eggs with the likeness of Donald K Trump etched into it !!!!!

shouldn’t they have some kind of cord or something to pull it out ?

Like a smaller replica of Moscow Mitch’s tongue?  

[elfenix 34190]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jade anal eggs

is that what she's up to now?

[jimmyjazz 45599]

Beats the chili.

 

 

 

Edited April 18, 2022 by jimmyjazz

[SizzleChest 8275]

Tucker is aiming to be the perfect inversion between Alex Jones and Gwyneth.  With extra foreskin and semen.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33852]

5 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Tucker is aiming to be the perfect inversion between Alex Jones and Gwyneth.  With extra foreskin and semen.

i cannot fap to this