Tucker Carlson Tonight

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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

i cannot fap to this

[Underdog 29102]

Hate to say it but sorta agree with Tuck.  Went clothes shopping recently and everything in the Men’s department was all pastel-y like with colors, slim fitting, pretty feminine clothing to be honest.  
 

Nothing for the regular guy, not one bowling shirt, pants with plenty of room those sort of things.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

15 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hate to say it but sorta agree with Tuck.  Went clothes shopping recently and everything in the Men’s department was all pastel-y like with colors, slim fitting, pretty feminine clothing to be honest.  
 

Nothing for the regular guy, not one bowling shirt, pants with plenty of room those sort of things.

pink used to be convey masculinity and light blue was feminine before it flipped in the 40's. shit's relative and changes over time.

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27 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hate to say it but sorta agree with Tuck.  Went clothes shopping recently and everything in the Men’s department was all pastel-y like with colors, slim fitting, pretty feminine clothing to be honest.  
 

Nothing for the regular guy, not one bowling shirt, pants with plenty of room those sort of things.

If I’m buying 40 jeans and xxl shirts, I don’t want fucking slim cut !!!!

 

you’re seeing more and more extra slim being offered 

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28 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hate to say it but sorta agree with Tuck.  Went clothes shopping recently and everything in the Men’s department was all pastel-y like with colors, slim fitting, pretty feminine clothing to be honest.  
 

Nothing for the regular guy, not one bowling shirt, pants with plenty of room those sort of things.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5164]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

If I’m buying 40 jeans and xxl shirts, I don’t want fucking slim cut !!!!

 

you’re seeing more and more extra slim being offered 

First, if you are wearing 40 jeans and xxl shirts, mix in a salad.  But also, yes you do want a slimmer cut down the leg of your pants because it will make you look less fat.  You'll still look fat, but you'll look less so than going with those billowy cuts that would help you catch air in a strong breeze if you weren't fat.

Also, don't ever wear pleated pants if you have bigger than a size 30 waste, unless you want to look fat.

As someone who wanders around the territory of being fat periodically myself, these are all hard learned lessons.

[TheStoicPaisano 9948]

19 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

pink used to be convey masculinity and light blue was feminine before it flipped in the 40's. shit's relative and changes over time.

Word to 2002.

 

[jimmyjazz 46976]

12 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Also, don't ever wear pleated pants if you have bigger than a size 30 waste, unless you want to look fat.

Dang.  I finally bought several new suits to get closer to the current decade, and no, none feature pleated pants, but 30?  I'm a 32 and feel like I'm a long way from fat.  I could stand to trade in a few beers for more salads, but geez.

[MoJames 8258]

On 4/11/2022 at 9:25 PM, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Tucker talking about “native born whites” reminds me of this guy.

 

Nah Tucker has no heart.

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5164]

20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dang.  I finally bought several new suits to get closer to the current decade, and no, none feature pleated pants, but 30?  I'm a 32 and feel like I'm a long way from fat.  I could stand to trade in a few beers for more salads, but geez.

Pleated pants add 30 pounds, man.  Just stay away.

[F250 29175]

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Tucker and Joe Rogan are fighting it out to be the GOOP/Gwyneth Paltrow for shitty white dudes/incels.

JOOP?
TOOP?
KKKOOP?
GQQP?

Now we need them to promote sticking a jade egg up their asshole.

The odd thing is just looking at Rogan you know he is into Bro Science. Tucker looks like he wears a robe and slippers while sipping on cucumber water during a manicure.

Tucker's promotion of testosterone and manliness just seems very out of place.

[Biff Tannen 46061]

5 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

From the group who sure shout quite a bit about "grooming."

 

You know the reason.  Every accusation.

[Gil Bang 26176]

 

 

[TexPx 2330]

from the lulz forum (h/t [mention=16]elfenix[/mention])
 

Goodness gracious!

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9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I just saw that ‘testicle tanning& is trending

9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

The law professor explaining how immigrants of color loath our whiteness out of jealousy is an Ivy League lawyer and neurologist. Seriously. She's proven that she's brilliant. I'm sure many of the white men defending slavery as only fitting because the black race is barely human were equally brilliant. 

It's not proof against being wrong, racist, or ridiculous. 

8 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Can we see the Venn diagram of people who buy into this but don't believe in climate change?

The background of Tucker's expect on bromeotherapy/testicle tanning supposedly include managing an Abercrombie and Fitch, an Aeropostale in Miami, and in 2015 was director of a pet store.

There's a lot to unpack there.

[Gatorubet 30631]

And so it was that later
As Tucker shoved his balls at them
That her face (after the vomit)
Saw a darker shade of tan

Edited April 19, 2022 by Gatorubet

[Macanudo 13254]

5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

pink used to be convey masculinity and light blue was feminine before it flipped in the 40's. shit's relative and changes over time.

Bozo Casanova would like to have a word.

[SKJ 1317]

10 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

First, if you are wearing 40 jeans and xxl shirts, mix in a salad.  But also, yes you do want a slimmer cut down the leg of your pants because it will make you look less fat.  You'll still look fat, but you'll look less so than going with those billowy cuts that would help you catch air in a strong breeze if you weren't fat.

Also, don't ever wear pleated pants if you have bigger than a size 30 waste, unless you want to look fat.

As someone who wanders around the territory of being fat periodically myself, these are all hard learned lessons.

I wear a true 36 but buy 38. I'm 6'0' and 230 lbs. I'm a little soft but not fat by any means.  

If you ever find me in slim fit it would be like shrink wrap down my thighs.  What fucking  world do you live in where people larger than a 34 are fat, and people in a 38 should try slim cut jeans I can barely even get into? 

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11 hours ago, Underdog said:

Hate to say it but sorta agree with Tuck.  Went clothes shopping recently and everything in the Men’s department was all pastel-y like with colors, slim fitting, pretty feminine clothing to be honest.  
 

Nothing for the regular guy, not one bowling shirt, pants with plenty of room those sort of things.

A few years back I went onto the Dickies website and just ordered a bunch of their shirts in different colors.  If I am not in a suit with a dress shirt it’s pretty much that now. I realize this makes me an eccentric/crank.

FYI their quality is lower than it was in the 90s when it was all USA made but still good. 

[Hookah Horns 3089]

20 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

from the lulz forum (h/t @elfenix)

 

And I thought I was having a bad day.

['stache 22117]

This is performance art, right? Like, in a few years, Carlson is going to write a book or make a movie about how far he went without anybody on the right catching on to his performance. It'll be a full blown mockery of Fox News and its followers. That video isn't serious, it just can't be, it has to be a ruse of some sort. I'm convinced of it, I don't care how stupid people are, he can't possibly be that stupid. It's a game he's playing and will be revealed soon. It just had to be.

[RomaVicta 30501]

Maybe he's Andy Kaufman.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5164]

On 4/19/2022 at 2:31 AM, SKJ said:

I wear a true 36 but buy 38. I'm 6'0' and 230 lbs. I'm a little soft but not fat by any means.  

If you ever find me in slim fit it would be like shrink wrap down my thighs.  What fucking  world do you live in where people larger than a 34 are fat, and people in a 38 should try slim cut jeans I can barely even get into? 

There's a difference between slim and skinny cuts.  I'm not talking about skinny.  Those look terrible on everyone.  And I don't live in a world where larger than 34 is fat.  I said 40 is fat.  The point is that you don't want to wear jeans that have enough extra fabric to billow in the wind around your legs.  You want them just big enough for your leg to fit comfortably in, where they give your legs definition.  Wearing shirts that hug a bit closer to your body also help you look less fat.  For the most part, guys were clothes that are too big for them.  That doesn't look good on fit guys, it looks even worse on guys that could lose a few (or a lot) of pounds.

Also, never wear pleats in your pants.  Those can make even skinny people look fat.

[SKJ 1317]

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

There's a difference between slim and skinny cuts.  I'm not talking about skinny.  Those look terrible on everyone.  And I don't live in a world where larger than 34 is fat.  I said 40 is fat.  The point is that you don't want to wear jeans that have enough extra fabric to billow in the wind around your legs.  You want them just big enough for your leg to fit comfortably in, where they give your legs definition.  Wearing shirts that hug a bit closer to your body also help you look less fat.  For the most part, guys were clothes that are too big for them.  That doesn't look good on fit guys, it looks even worse on guys that could lose a few (or a lot) of pounds.

Also, never wear pleats in your pants.  Those can make even skinny people look fat.

I do see your point,  but I cannot agree.

I'm old and married,  though,  so I guess it doesn't matter

[fattyflattie 4640]

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

The point is that you don't want to wear jeans that have enough extra fabric to billow in the wind around your legs.  You want them just big enough for your leg to fit comfortably in, where they give your legs definition.

This is very difficult with boots.

Also, for the board.  I assume this nut tanning deal is real?   First of May coming soon, no reason to fret. 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5164]

32 minutes ago, SKJ said:

I do see your point,  but I cannot agree.

I'm old and married,  though,  so I guess it doesn't matter

If you don’t care about looking fat I’m not going to stand in your way, just sharing advice on how to wear clothes in such a way that your wife will find you better looking. 

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46 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

If you don’t care about looking fat I’m not going to stand in your way, just sharing advice on how to wear clothes in such a way that your wife will find you better looking. 

Ha ha ha if I were to wear slim cut jeans they'd look like skinny jeans on my legs. I wear a cut with a slight taper so I have enough room for my junk and my thighs.  I already have to buy a size larger than I wear just to get to that point. 

 

[jimmyjazz 46976]

28 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Ha ha ha if I were to wear slim cut jeans they'd look like skinny jeans on my legs. I wear a cut with a slight taper so I have enough room for my junk and my thighs.  I already have to buy a size larger than I wear just to get to that point. 

 

Now that's how you humblebrag.

[hookemATL 12228]

45 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Ha ha ha if I were to wear slim cut jeans they'd look like skinny jeans on my legs. I wear a cut with a slight taper so I have enough room for my junk and my thighs.  I already have to buy a size larger than I wear just to get to that point. 

 

Damn man that is one large clitoris. Kudos. 

[immamac 44199]

What stores are you guys shopping at? There’s still tons of normal ass clothes available. 

[RomaVicta 30501]

I don't wear jeans, but that's not why I'm bored as shit with this conversation.

[Bama Chick 28596]

There's a difference between slim and skinny cuts.  I'm not talking about skinny.  Those look terrible on everyone.  And I don't live in a world where larger than 34 is fat.  I said 40 is fat.  The point is that you don't want to wear jeans that have enough extra fabric to billow in the wind around your legs.  You want them just big enough for your leg to fit comfortably in, where they give your legs definition.  Wearing shirts that hug a bit closer to your body also help you look less fat.  For the most part, guys were clothes that are too big for them.  That doesn't look good on fit guys, it looks even worse on guys that could lose a few (or a lot) of pounds.
Also, never wear pleats in your pants.  Those can make even skinny people look fat.

Y’all listen to this man.

[Brisketexan 106621]

Y’all listen to this man.

If things are going right, I’m not wearing any pants. So, there’s that.

[TexArcher 38816]

On 4/18/2022 at 3:49 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

You know you're a bitch when Richard freaking Marx feels comfortable taking a swing at your masculinity.

[TexArcher 38816]

14 hours ago, immamac said:

What stores are you guys shopping at? There’s still tons of normal ass clothes available. 

Seriously.  Y'all aren't Gap kids anymore.  Go to a men's store.

Hell, Joseph A Bank has dress shirts that sleep four.

Edited April 23, 2022 by TexArcher

[aggie08 21733]

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If things are going right, I’m not wearing any pants. So, there’s that.

Sir, this is an Arby's.

[Bama Chick 28596]

You know you're a bitch when Richard freaking Marx feels comfortable taking a swing at your masculinity.

Richard Marx is AWESOME.

And he’s married to this so his “masculinity” is in no danger.

[Tom 2960]

Also his clothes and pants look like they fit appropriately.

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2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

You know you're a bitch when Richard freaking Marx feels comfortable taking a swing at your masculinity.

 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Richard Marx is AWESOME.

And he’s married to this so his “masculinity” is in no danger.

And his first wife was Cynthia Rhodes. 

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1 hour ago, Tom said:

Also his clothes and pants look like they fit appropriately.

I never understood how Trump could fuck that up so badly.

Then again, he was clearly surrounded by people who hated him and therefore wouldn't tell him when his clothes looked like shit.

[TexArcher 38816]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Richard Marx is AWESOME.

And he’s married to this so his “masculinity” is in no danger.

 

Elton John had a wife once, too...

 

 

[Beau Vine 55824]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

Also his clothes and pants look like they fit appropriately.

yeah but his head is waaaaaay too big for the rest of his body, though.

 

[Tom 2960]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

yeah but his head is waaaaaay too big for the rest of his body, though.

 

 

I know, right?  Mix in a push-up once in a while, Richard.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

yeah but his head is waaaaaay too big for the rest of his body, though.

 

He's the Don Huffines of shitty ballad singers

[RomaVicta 30501]

[jimmyjazz 46976]

What's the back story on Lance going all "fuck you"?  I mean, besides the usual.

[aggie08 21733]

It was a Tuesday?

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

What's the back story on Lance going all "fuck you"?  I mean, besides the usual.

He was about to go play some contact sport, and they were out of protective cups, and somebody said they had one in their car for their son that's in jr. high and that it should fit Lance just fine, given what all happened, and Lance was offended.

Maybe?

[Underdog 29102]

8 hours ago, TexArcher said:

You know you're a bitch when Richard freaking Marx feels comfortable taking a swing at your masculinity.

Cause it don’t mean nothing...

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

What's the back story on Lance going all "fuck you"?  I mean, besides the usual.

He sore cause he only has one testicle to tan.