Tucker Carlson Tonight

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

11 is my record. couldn't quite get the 12th

Did you get full?

[Biff Tannen 46061]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Is this recent?  Are they really talking about this still?

[tx 3 putt 78470]

big dick energy 

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2692]

and is that the Dilbert guy with Tucker or some other incel schmuck?

[Sawbonz 28081]

Tucker’s mad bc he uses tic tacs 

[Beau Vine 55824]

[C-Man 27685]

On 9/8/2022 at 10:33 AM, Sawbonz said:

Tucker’s mad bc he uses tic tacs 

[NWBuck 8619]

Worth repeating:

 

[HenryJames 67116]

 

[safe sex 11913]

This is fucking terrifying

[Brisketexan 106621]

He’s a terrorist, he’s inciting violence against specific people, and when one of them is inevitably murdered, I pray that he is treated like we’d treat a Muslim cleric doing the same thing.

Oh, and if he ever leaves the United States, drone strike him while he’s out of the country. After all, his Fox News crew openly supports killing US citizens who are outside of the US fomenting terrorism. Goose, gander, and all that.

[Biff Tannen 46061]

Wow

[tx 3 putt 78470]

just a reminder, tucker carson is a horrible human being ....

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13707]

Tucker Carlson will one day be President. He's learning too well how to rile up the rubes to eventually vote for him.

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

It’s almost like giving a foreign oligarch free reign to spew bullshit, hate-filled propaganda 24/7 may have been a bad idea.

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[956 Worldwide 35516]

 

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[atomheartbevo 90547]

Obsession with 

• testicles
• dicks (Hunter Biden’s third leg to be precise)
• half-nekkid dudes grabbing each other
• half-nekkid dudes doing chores that show off their muscles

Nothing wrong with such obsessions, and it’s good that Tucker and his followers are comfortable enough with their masculinity to watch this stuff. 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Obsession with 

• testicles
• dicks (Hunter Biden’s third leg to be precise)
• half-nekkid dudes grabbing each other
• half-nekkid dudes doing chores that show off their muscles

Nothing wrong with such obsessions, and it’s good that Tucker and his followers are comfortable enough with their masculinity to watch this stuff. 

the maga base, a big % of them are in the closet 

[Aqua Buddha 14782]

 

[jimmyjazz 46976]

Please God, let those dorks all get testicular cancer from nut-tanning.

[RomaVicta 30501]

The biggest draw on FOX News is a rich dandy who strongly supports a Russian tyrant and is a hundred percent down with a homoerotic campaign advocating ball-tanning punctuated by the image below?

How oatmealy is their audience's collective brain?

Honey, if you started tanning those raisins you call your nuts, maybe you could be as manly as Putin or Tucker.

 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

Don’t look, Ethel!

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

It was too late; she'd already been mooned. 

[jimmyjazz 46976]

47 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Don’t look, Ethel!

 

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It was too late; she'd already been mooned. 

 

Approximately 4 of us get the reference.

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24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Approximately 4 of us get the reference.

 

Not too long ago, I was with a group of people and Johnny Horton’s Battle of New Orleans came up - one of them had come across it on YouTube and played it. I knew all of the words and people looked at me like I was speaking in tongues.

If they had played The Streak, I would have nailed all of the words to it as well, including the spoken parts. 

[Biff Tannen 46061]

38 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

 

Approximately 4 of us get the reference.

[jimmyjazz 46976]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

OK, for starters, I didn't call it art.  "It is what it is."

 

[Ben Tobin 374]

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Not too long ago, I was with a group of people and Johnny Horton’s Battle of New Orleans came up - one of them had come across it on YouTube and played it. I knew all of the words and people looked at me like I was speaking in tongues.

If they had played The Streak, I would have nailed all of the words to it as well, including the spoken parts. 

I was visiting my brother recently and my 10 yo nephew played Battle of NOLA for me.  I sang every word and he looked at me like I'd just invented fire.

Edited October 6, 2022 by Ben Tobin
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[bluto 4980]

That battle of New Orleans YT performance with soldiers dancing is gayer than Liberace and Elton John’s combined. The gator getting lit up and shorting out the camera is greatness too. 

[High Plains Drifter 11161]

 

I remember I was at a party in the early or mid 90s the first time I heard Snoop Dogg's Lodi Dodi. I sang every word. People looked at me like how the hell does this white boy in cowboy boots know the words to that song? I said I was listening to that song 15 years ago when slick rick did it.

[jimmyjazz 46976]

I just googled "Battle of New Orleans".  I can't believe I knew every word, I wasn't even sure what song y'all were talking about.  They must have taught that in every elementary school choir class back in the day.

[TheStoicPaisano 9948]

Yeezy on tonight.

[TexasEd 8248]

8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

 

Approximately 4 of us get the reference.

boggity boogity

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8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I just googled "Battle of New Orleans".  I can't believe I knew every word, I wasn't even sure what song y'all were talking about.  They must have taught that in every elementary school choir class back in the day.

Classic rock stations in the 80s played the hell out of it.

We learned it in elementary, plus Grandma's Feather Bed (John Denver), and a bunch of other stuff, but then we had Eye of the Tiger (think the music teacher was yearning to work with more than children's stuff), Ghostbusters theme, and a bunch of awesome Halloween music that I still remember (Monster Mash, Flying Purple People Eater, etc.).

[henrygandorf 29219]

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Yeezy on tonight.

any clips?  i don't want to screw up my search algorithms. 

[HenryJames 67116]

 

[NWBuck 8619]

17 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Approximately 4 of us get the reference.

(first time I've correctly been able to use that gif)

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13619]

On 10/5/2022 at 10:58 AM, RomaVicta said:

 

 

Hmm... Where should I set up the ol' Nad Tanner 2000?... I guess outside here on the hill for the whole neighborhood to enjoy.

[Biff Tannen 46061]

In a world of crazy, weirdo right wing shit, this is near the top. 

[TexPx 2330]

I just googled "Battle of New Orleans".  I can't believe I knew every word, I wasn't even sure what song y'all were talking about.  They must have taught that in every elementary school choir class back in the day.

I know all the words to “Sink the Bismarck” too but only the chorus of “North to Alaska”.

[RomaVicta 30501]

6 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Hmm... Where should I set up the ol' Nad Tanner 2000?... I guess outside here on the hill for the whole neighborhood to enjoy.

You can start the Nad Tanner rebellion!

[TexArcher 38816]

Tucker Carlson is the ou of broadcasters.

Fuck ou.

 

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

4 hours ago, TexPx said:

I know all the words to “Sink the Bismarck” too but only the chorus of “North to Alaska”.

What about the ballad of the green beret?

[TexPx 2330]

What about the ballad of the green beret?

No. Barry Sadler songs don’t stick. But I remember the chorus of “Johnny Reb”

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7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

In a world of crazy, weirdo right wing shit, this is near the top. 

I used to think Glenn Beck and his chalkboards were crazy.

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On 10/5/2022 at 2:51 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

 

 

[Satchel 6982]

When Tuckems got rid of the bow ties, all bets were off. You could literally hear the hair growing on his chest.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Whew.

This is some racist shit. Even for Tucker.