I Am In Love With This Woman!

[LTbear 4213]

18 hours ago, immortal13 said:

If you need drinks to fuck this woman, you're gay. 

Some of us have other options, my friend. I only got so many loads to go around.

[immortal13 4059]

On 12/21/2018 at 6:31 AM, Underdog said:

Doubt she’ll fuck your ugly ass sober, so you’ll need. Few drinks to loosen her up. 

How do you know I'm ugly? I'll bet whatever you can afford to lose what I'm banging is hotter than anything you have ever had. Carry on with the hate though, and sorry about your mom.

[Underdog 29175]

LOL

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

On 12/21/2018 at 11:22 AM, Drew said:

I mean the Marla Hooch stuff is way off base IMO.  I know some are just being funny...but that girl is no Marla Hooch.

You thought you could just slide that one right past us, didn't you? 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

She’s thicc and hot. I’d pound it with no regrats.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

pretty good.

 

 

you know, for a girl.

[RPM 26623]

Which is higher, weight or batting average?

[El Diablo 4232]

That's a grand slam.

[mulletpelini 5225]

On 12/21/2018 at 12:10 PM, Vic Mackey said:

The Shag hates any woman who weighs over 90lbs. If they can't see the woman's ribs, they think she's fat. They want their women built like an adolescent girl.

This isn't true.  This isn't true at all.  It's just not true.

[futureman 22698]

 

21 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

She’s thicc and hot. I’d pound it with no regrats.
 

the picture of her face is cute but in the video she’s just a tad too big.  I like a fat ass but not a fat girl.  pound away. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

On 12/21/2018 at 12:10 PM, Vic Mackey said:

The Shag hates any woman who weighs over 90lbs. If they can't see the woman's ribs, they think she's fat. They want their women built like an adolescent girl.

 

Whats the best part about fucking a 12 y/o girl?

 

When you slick her hair back in the shower she looks like an 8 y/o boy.

 

 

I'll see myself out

[Doc Reeves 6434]

56 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

the picture of her face is cute but in the video she’s just a tad too big.  I like a fat ass but not a fat girl.  pound away. 

Meh. From behind its all the same.

"I been with the worst and the best, and i couldn't even tell the difference"

[futureman 22698]

14 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Meh. From behind its all the same.

"I been with the worst and the best, and i couldn't even tell the difference"

this couldn’t be more wrong 

[Surly Bevo 25734]

Straight ball i hit very much.  Curve ball, bats are afraid.

[Underdog 29175]

28 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

Whats the best part about fucking a 12 y/o girl?

 

When you slick her hair back in the shower she looks like an 8 y/o boy.

 

 

I'll see myself out

Go on...

[Stoogey 219]

11 hours ago, El Diablo said:

That's a grand slam.

Oh, I'll bet she can put away three or four grand slams without a problem.

[Bullneck 19518]

I scrolled through all the dumbass commentary.

Bullneck's Appraisal: me rikey.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

NOT all the same from behind?

Sounds like someone skipped showering after middle school gym class—-if you know what I mean.

[markstanco 12786]

 
Whats the best part about fucking a 12 y/o girl?
 
When you slick her hair back in the shower she looks like an 8 y/o boy.
 
 
I'll see myself out

[Doze 1324]

Along the same lines....

 

Mrs Doze could do this & opted for more CC's (no pics). 

Edited December 24, 2018 by Doze

[RPM 26623]

On 12/23/2018 at 6:03 PM, Doc Reeves said:

 

Whats the best part about fucking a 12 y/o girl?

 

When you slick her hair back in the shower she looks like an 8 y/o boy.

 

 

I'll see myself out

I can't like this publicly but that was funny af so I'm sending you this PM to say well played. Wait, shit, who is this? I don't know you! Prank caller, prank caller!

[HornOnTheBayou 9062]

In the venn diagram of "women I would fuck" and "women Vic Mackey would fuck", the circles have finally intersected.

Edited December 25, 2018 by HornOnTheBayou

[immortal13 4059]

22 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I scrolled through all the dumbass commentary.

Bullneck's Appraisal: me rikey.

There are just a lot of closet fags on surly

[BrickHorn 18447]

“I like big butts, and I cannot lie.”

- Sir Bricksalot