Texas vs Providence- Friday, 8pm on ESPN2

[CurlyDumps 4477]

Maybe Shaka kept the guys up too late playing NBA2K19 in the dorms.

[Goo Punch 4275]

switching defenses and providence is still slicing and dicing us. 

[SDG 3319]

Who let DO back in the game?  

[Goo Punch 4275]

coleman with the aimless, out of control drives that have defined his season. 

[satyanash 14599]

 

[Goo Punch 4275]

Febres is hapless. The three is all he has, and he only has it sometimes. 

[shakahorn 1645]

furk 3 on Hayes.

[Pancho 44936]

Why do we keep dumping in passes when Hayes is triple teamed

[satyanash 14599]

 

[Goo Punch 4275]

Third foul on Hayes.

 

Also, "I feel like Texas has gotten some pretty good looks tonight." No shit. We do that every night. 

[pacman 7369]

Turn the ball over and jog back, watch the other team score? Ramey wtf

[Braff Zacklin 13644]

Think Hayes just picked up No.3.

This prob gonna get ugly.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Why no Roach tonight?

[CurlyDumps 4477]

This is the most pathetic, ugly basketball I’ve ever chosen to watch in my life.

[shakahorn 1645]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Why no Roach tonight?

He has a "stomach illness."

[shakahorn 1645]

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

This is the most pathetic, ugly basketball I’ve ever chosen to watch in my life.

Is this the first game you've seen all year?

[4th&Five 41575]

1 minute ago, Cashcar said:

What a shitshow..this is a Providence team Michigan blew out by 20.

Michigan would beat us by more than 20. 

[4th&Five 41575]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Why no Roach tonight?

Got the shits. 

[Goo Punch 4275]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Why no Roach tonight?

supposedly he's sick but i wouldn't be surprised if shaka was playing mind games with him. wouldn't be the first time he's done that with a player at Texas. And yes, I know specifics, and no, I obviously can't share them. But it is a fact that Shaka has played mind games with his players at Texas. 

Edited December 22, 2018 by Goo Punch

[Brandywine 1316]

4th year under Shaka and its not any better.   

[Goo Punch 4275]

hey Coleman, keep shooting a bunch of runners and fade aways from mid range, jesus christ. 

[alphahorn 1637]

Outside a layup Coleman cannot hit a shot while moving

[Pancho 44936]

I play mind games with myself 

 

[Goo Punch 4275]

Matt Coleman taking and missing terrible shots in a possession with zero passes is a staple of the shaka smart offense. 

Edited December 22, 2018 by Goo Punch

[pacman 7369]

This team looks like it is playing at gregory gym. Individual offense, no effort on defense.

[Pancho 44936]

Seth Greenberg said it best at that break—“Texas doesn’t have the offese that matches their personnel”

[4th&Five 41575]

FWIW I’m not too far behind the bench and Roach is acting fine. Laughing and talking to the team. 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

I think we’ve gone 1 for 2 our last 5 trips to the FT line

[Goo Punch 4275]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

FWIW I’m not too far behind the bench and Roach is acting fine. Laughing and talking to the team. 

he ain't sick.

 

also royce hamm is in. 

[Goo Punch 4275]

Eli Long has a rat tail. 

[Braff Zacklin 13644]

Bad, bad turnover from Matt there.

[CurlyDumps 4477]

What in the fuck is wrong with Matt Coleman?

[SDG 3319]

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

FWIW I’m not too far behind the bench and Roach is acting fine. Laughing and talking to the team. 

Suspended again?  

[perfectchaos007 6677]

1 minute ago, Cashcar said:

Matt needs to sit and next year a PG that can shoot must be brought in by our new coach. Coleman is a backup at best.

We’ve had PGs that couldn’t shoot before and they’ve been good. Dogus Balbay comes to mind. Unfortunately Coleman can’t shoot OR make smart decisions 

[Goo Punch 4275]

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

What in the fuck is wrong with Matt Coleman?

nobody  is checking him on any of his bad habits. 

[4th&Five 41575]

1 minute ago, SDG said:

Suspended again?  

First half illness, I hope. 

[Revolution512 1494]

39-34 at the half. We are lucky to be down 5

[Blotto 23564]

Buffalo vs Marquette is a damn good game for a halftime switch

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1268]

2 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

It doesn’t help when Shaka continues to start Sims and DO. Both are major liabilities on offense. DO has no business being on a P5 team.

Was he good when he first came to Texas? I feel like he was good when he first came to Texas. Maybe I'm misremembering.

[4th&Five 41575]

Roach not warming up. Standing under basket rebounding shots. 

[ClubWhatever 12154]

2 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Was he good when he first came to Texas? I feel like he was good when he first came to Texas. Maybe I'm misremembering.

The fact that Shaka talked him up as our best player while he was sitting out a year tells you a lot.  Then when he started playing and couldn’t make bunnies or make a move to bucket without charging or losing the ball, you thought WTF was Shaka looking at?

[Jhawk 1075]

28 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

He has a "stomach illness."

Playing for Shaka makes him ill. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6065]

4 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Was he good when he first came to Texas? I feel like he was good when he first came to Texas. Maybe I'm misremembering.

He looked like Larry Bird in the preseason Orange/White game.  He looks like me in real games.

[SDG 3319]

6 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Was he good when he first came to Texas? I feel like he was good when he first came to Texas. Maybe I'm misremembering.

He’s had moments but for the most part he’s been a liability on the court.  

 

For the record “P5” only matters in football because the playoff committee.  

Edited December 22, 2018 by SDG

[CurlyDumps 4477]

If Roach is suspended, why the lie about the stomach illness?

[Horn80 6131]

30 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Got the shits. 

And this team.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1268]

So how did this team beat UNC. I haven't watched a lot of MBB this year. They look atrocious.

[SDG 3319]

Just now, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

So how did this team beat UNC. I haven't watched a lot of MBB this year. They look atrocious.

We always beat UNC.  

[Horn80 6131]

Just now, SDG said:

We always beat UNC.  

And us beating them almost guarantees they will win the NC

[ClubWhatever 12154]

1 minute ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

So how did this team beat UNC. I haven't watched a lot of MBB this year. They look atrocious.

This team does best in helter skelter up and down tempo, because we can’t run offense.  UNC playsbthat way too.