Patrick Mahomes Loves Ketchup

[hayden_horn 11,360]

20 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Ketchup is for children.

When you graduate high school, you graduate to mustard.

see, this man knows his shit.

[ChiTownDoc 21,101]

On 12/20/2018 at 2:09 PM, Zavala said:

Is Mahomes an overweight latina in disguise? There's like 10 Vic threads about just him.

You don’t disguise overweight latinas.  Just disguise yourself. 

-Vic’s pro (just the) tips

[Dnaguy 11,775]

5 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:

The first public mention was by this young lady, when she was new to the TV scene in West Texas, Baillie Burmaster.  She's an OSU grad shown here with her ex, B. Mayfield.  She was interviewing Mahomes and found about about it or some such.  Not a bad little piece:

He Loves Ketchup on Steak

 

Must have dated when he was a walk-on. She's not 1st pick of teh draft gf material.

 

 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

[Guest]

Ketchup is for MVPs.

 

I have liked him since he committed to Tech.  After this season, his play on the field and his humility off of it has made me like him even more.

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

On 12/20/2018 at 2:54 PM, Iconoclast Texan said:

Terrible this take is. Name a better accompaniment to hash browns or fries

Ranch. Ranch works on anything potato. 

[Hawndoh 2,382]

Ranch is for fat people. 

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Terrible this take is. Name a better accompaniment to hash browns or fries

A hand job.

Plain French fries with a hanje >> fries with ketchup

[GHOSTUSER 361]

This has been my favorite thread on the football board. Love the commentary on condiments.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Ketchup by itself is the poorest condiment. At least add some black pepper. 

 

[aggie08 21,434]

14 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ranch. Ranch works on anything potato. 

You put ranch on hash browns?? I bet you put ranch on pizza too, you sick fuck.

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

28 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

You put ranch on hash browns??

[MAUFRAIS 6,573]

And the super-stoner fries we had in Amsterdam almost 30 years ago that were served with mayo and fried onions were finominle.  

They fuckin’ drown ‘em in that shit. I seen ‘em do it.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

You put ranch on hash browns?? I bet you put ranch on pizza too, you sick fuck.

[mulletpelini 5,209]

Heinz is great, Hunts is turrible.  Fries and HB and that's basically it.

[Buzzrock 14,871]

If you put ranch pizza you shouldn’t be allowed to vote

/Gaffigan

[ChickenSandwich 9,798]

Room temp ketchup >>>>>>>> straight from fridge. 

Fight me

[Doze 1,322]

^^^^

so you're OK with those ketchup bottles sitting near the window in direct sunlight for the last week at crappy restaurants?

[Surly Bevo 24,696]

There's enough acidity in ketchup that it can handle being left out for a several weeks.  In a restaurant I imagine the bottles are turning at least that fast.  Even if left out longer the chances of food poisoning don't seem that high.   

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

If you put ranch pizza you shouldn’t be allowed to vote

/Gaffigan

Same goes for pineapple on pizza.

[ChickenSandwich 9,798]

46 minutes ago, Doze said:

^^^^

so you're OK with those ketchup bottles sitting near the window in direct sunlight for the last week at crappy restaurants?

Fortune favors the bold. 

[mulletpelini 5,209]

Must be cold, has to be cold.  Must be cold.

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

8 hours ago, aggie08 said:

You put ranch on hash browns?? I bet you put ranch on pizza too, you sick fuck.

The crust, I sure do. Fight me. 

[Goredho 17,348]

I have nothing to add except

Edited February 4, 2019 by Goredho

[elfenix 34,171]

On 2/3/2019 at 2:39 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

Room temp ketchup >>>>>>>> straight from fridge. 

Fight me

this is correct.  cold ketchup is absolutely horrible. 

[Brothahorn 10,085]

I like catsup on my catfish.

[Jkwellborn 6,653]

I like catsup on my catfish.

Damn straight. With onion.

[Telegraph_it 3,354]

After the super bowl if I was an athlete I’d say I love corn syrup. Instant sponsorship by Coors or Miller. Might even start a bidding war. 

[Marfa Low Crown 2,544]

If she can become around as famous as Kirstie Alley I reckon she'll have her retirement years made. 

[Horn80 6,075]

On 12/20/2018 at 2:30 PM, UTEX_ME said:

 

This guy reeks aggy

[markstanco 12,507]

If you put ranch pizza you shouldn’t be allowed to vote

/Gaffigan

This

Like women: shouldn't be allowed to vote, drive, or play golf.

Yea I said it. (But dont tell my wife pretty please)

[Guest]

6 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

After the super bowl if I was an athlete I’d say I love corn syrup. Instant sponsorship by Coors or Miller. Might even start a bidding war. 

And risk alienating all of the foodists and GMO-o-phobes?

That’s a HUGE risk.

 

lolz. Not really.  All heil gluten...

[Neonmoon 38,127]

8 hours ago, Horn80 said:

This guy reeks aggy

Cousin Eddy is not aggy. Cousin Eddy isn't a dork. He's white trash. There's a difference. Cousin Eddy eats expired canned foods because he likes the way it tastes. He doesn't care what other people think. Aggy won't eat at a delicious restaurant because it has the color orange on the facade. Aggy only cares what other people think. 

[Horn80 6,075]

32 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Cousin Eddy is not aggy. Cousin Eddy isn't a dork. He's white trash. There's a difference. Cousin Eddy eats expired canned foods because he likes the way it tastes. He doesn't care what other people think. Aggy won't eat at a delicious restaurant because it has the color orange on the facade. Aggy only cares what other people think. 

Visual image including the white loafers.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,145]

When ketchup is not enough.... works on breakfast, lunch and dinner.