2023 Republican Government Shutdown: Same Shit, Same Story

[Asithappens 974]

1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

Fancy Pelosi - Level 35 Boss, cucker of Trumps.

 

 

You go, girl. 

Nancy kinda (a bit, not a lot) turned me off in her prior Speakership tenure, but now? She's nailing it. Nailing it, Jerry!

She may not be the leader we want, but she sure seems to be the leader we need. 

I am on Team Nancy. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

When's the presser?

[Updawg 2278]

You go, girl. 
Nancy kinda (a bit, not a lot) turned me off in her prior Speakership tenure, but now? She's nailing it. Nailing it, Jerry!
She may not be the leader we want, but she sure seems to be the leader we need. 
I am on Team Nancy. 

Agreed. I was against her coming back but now I'm glad. She knows the political game and that's what's needed to get these fucks out

[4th&Five 41571]

He’s probably on the phone with Coulter. 

[Goredho 17413]

5 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

Fancy Pelosi - Level 35 Boss, cucker of Trumps.

 

 

[cactusflinthead 27601]

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

When's the presser?

After he takes a shit? Gets off the phone with Hannity? 

[CooterBrown 18015]

Of course the Senate would vote first. Put it on the House to flush the turd Trump is going to lay.

 

[DixonHur 11344]

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

After he takes a shit? Gets off the phone with Hannity? 

If he talks to Hannity the deal will be off

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

So we’re setting ourselves up for the whole shutdown process to begin again in three weeks?

Sounds more like a cease fire than a capitulation.

and lol at national emergency, that was always an intimidation tactic.

[4th&Five 41571]

Talking now. 

He reads like a fucking 7 year old. 

Edited January 25, 2019 by 4th&Five

[Asithappens 974]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So we’re setting ourselves up for the whole shutdown process to begin again in three weeks?

Not necessarily. 

Stop being a Debbie Downer.

[cactusflinthead 27601]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Just now, Asithappens said:

Not necessarily. 

Stop being a Debbie Downer.

He wanted the shutdown but folded when the senate was on the brink of mutiny.  

Dont think he won’t do it again as long as turtle lets him do it. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

nm

Edited January 25, 2019 by Seasick Sailor

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

I'm betting in 3 weeks, he won't even bring up a wall. He will be onto the next shiny object.

 

 

[4th&Five 41571]

Now on to the same talking points that led him to getting nothing. He truly is a moron. 

[retread 2951]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He wanted the shutdown but folded when the senate was on the brink of mutiny.  

Dont think he won’t do it again as long as turtle lets him do it. 

^ yep. He doesn't have an ounce of humbleness or magnanimity in his svelte 239 lb carcass.

Edited January 25, 2019 by retread

[Asithappens 974]

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He wanted the shutdown but folded when the senate was on the brink of mutiny.  

Dont think he won’t do it again as long as turtle lets him do it. 

Maybe. But don't automatically assume it.

Always look on the bright side of life. Reminds me of a Toad the Wet Sprocket story....

[DixonHur 11344]

Wonder if he's getting his State of the Union out of the deal

[Lagunamadre 1975]

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He wanted the shutdown but folded when the senate was on the brink of mutiny.  

Dont think he won’t do it again as long as turtle lets him do it. 

Now Nancy knows that 34 days is Trump's breaking point. Trump has even less leverage for a future shutdowns. 

[Bat Guano 359]

2 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Did you know that things are only real to you, neurologically speaking, because you perceive them and "feel" them through some input? That's kind of how reality works, my dear friend Hank!

Immanuel Can't in the house!

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

Just now, DixonHur said:

Wonder if he's getting his State of the Union out of the deal

Oh yeah.  She said as long as there was a shutdown, no address.  Now that has been settled, he gets his precious facetime.

 

[4th&Five 41571]

 

[elfenix 34330]

3 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

Mitch will be first in the hydraulic press version of our French Revolution.

and now i'm going to watch hydraulic press videos on youtube all afternoon.

 

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I'm betting in 3 weeks, he won't even bring up a wall. He will be onto the next shiny object.

 

 

This is my bet.  They'll scour the country for something they can put everyone's focus on, and act like they are furiously working on that.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[4th&Five 41571]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

5 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Maybe. But don't automatically assume it.

Always look on the bright side of life. Reminds me of a Toad the Wet Sprocket story....

 

4 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Now Nancy knows that 34 days is Trump's breaking point. Trump has even less leverage for a future shutdowns. 

He will find a better way to blame the democrats for the next shutdown.  That was his big mistake with this one, he just couldn’t pull off framing it in the media to his advantage.

[David Dennison 18940]

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

He will find a better way to blame the democrats for the next shutdown.  That was his big mistake with this one, he just couldn’t pull off framing it in the media to his advantage.

He won't. He's really bad at politics.

[Js1 85449]

Pelosi is fucking amazing.

I'd let her back me up in a fight. 

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

He's getting destroyed.  This is total capitulation and a re-framing of his entire demands.  He's been pantsed and he's up there trying to put lipstick on a pig.  35 day shutdown for nothing.... His temper tantrum.

Also.... this is awesome.  

Hey Jim Jordan...... 

[GSU&UT 1798]

BY GAWD THAT'S FANCY PELOSI'S MUSIC

[David Dennison 18940]

Back at it in three weeks.

[Lagunamadre 1975]

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

He will find a better way to blame the democrats for the next shutdown.  That was his big mistake with this one, he just couldn’t pull off framing it in the media to his advantage.

Ya, uhhhh no. 

[DixonHur 11344]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Back at it in three weeks.

That's ok by me...I'll be in Europe for 3 months starting next Saturday...worst case scenario, I stay

[Goredho 17413]

16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He wanted the shutdown but folded when the senate was on the brink of mutiny.  

Dont think he won’t do it again as long as turtle lets him do it. 

I am content to let him kick himself in the nuts again if he wants to.  The dems couldn't turn down a deal to reopen the govt with no wall.

[M12BH 545]

Flying to Atlanta Feb 15.  FML.  

[DigglerontheHoof 21205]

How is he so fucking stupid?  I'm in fucking wonderment.  

[GSU&UT 1798]

Part of me thinks there's no way this happens again in 3 weeks because enough GOP saw his polling numbers, and likely theirs, plummet. However, part me me realizes the entire GOP is made up of spineless cowards.

[The People’s Elbow 707]

6 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

He's getting destroyed.  This is total capitulation and a re-framing of his entire demands.  He's been pantsed and he's up there trying to put lipstick on a pig.  35 day shutdown for nothing.... His temper tantrum.

Also.... this is awesome.  

Hey Jim Jordan...... 

To be fair, that’s not what that “sign” says or means, but the symbolism is nonetheless magnificent. 

[Brisketexan 105173]

Pelosi just teabagged president mushroom dick in front of the whole world.  And the little bitch took it because -- newsflash - he's a little bitch.  That's all he is, it's all he's ever been.  And Pelosi is the first person who is MAN enough to treat him like exactly what he is.

Hey GOP, how's it feel to know that Pelosi is more of a man than ANY of you will ever be?  You best go home quick, or she'll be there railing your wives, and coincidentally, satisfying them for the first time in their sad lives.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

I am content to let him kick himself in the nuts again if he wants to.  The dems couldn't turn down a deal to reopen the govt with no wall.

Nostradamus Hugo:  Trump will continue to kick everyone in the nuts including himself.

[Aqua Buddha 14599]

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Pelosi is fucking amazing.

I'd let her back me up in a fight. 

She has three maxims:

1.  Votes are currency

2.  You can't swim upstream against political sentiment

3.  Don't underestimate Nancy Pelosi.

[cactusflinthead 27601]

 

[GSU&UT 1798]

Nancy right now to Trump,

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Pelosi just teabagged president mushroom dick in front of the whole world.  And the little bitch took it because -- newsflash - he's a little bitch.  That's all he is, it's all he's ever been.  And Pelosi is the first person who is MAN enough to treat him like exactly what he is.

Hey GOP, how's it feel to know that Pelosi is more of a man than ANY of you will ever be?  You best go home quick, or she'll be there railing your wives, and coincidentally, satisfying them for the first time in their sad lives.

I know he's been a pushover in the past, but he really had no leverage the last 2 years, but Chuck Schumer, who's still the minority leader, held and whipped his votes strong too.... He definitely rode shotgun.

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Pelosi just teabagged president mushroom dick in front of the whole world. 

I've got the weirdest boner right now

[Goredho 17413]

It still amazes me that Trump's government failed to even make it to day 1 of having to share a fraction of power with the Democrats.  I mean, you really do have to be a special kind of idiot to let yourself get boxed in a corner like he did before the new congress was even seated.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

40 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

Fancy Pelosi - Level 35 Boss, cucker of Trumps.

 

 

 

[Brisketexan 105173]

Look....I don't like her.....but I love her.  Y'all get what I'm sayin'?