Why did Cunth kill your wife?

[Red Five 40887]

To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.

[futureman 22542]

just point at something in the room and I’ll fuck it for you. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

And no you can't ride in the trunk bud! Cause the trunk is packed full with 75 pounds worth of homemade C4 explosives that I personally packed with these two ha...

Tug!!! Tug!! Are you guys okay?

 

This is on of my favorite movies 

[ChickenSandwich 9851]

Rip some throats

 

the rules have changed. 

But the players are still the same 

Edited December 23, 2018 by ChickenSandwich

[Grandioso 2592]

There's like a million wires in here.

[CurlyDumps 4482]

How's your nose, rookie? 

It's fine. I just banged it into a giant vagina. 

So, my face is a vagina, huh? Well, I bet you wish your nose was a dick... so you could fuck butts.

[CurlyDumps 4482]

6 hours ago, Grandioso said:

There's like a million wires in here.

I’m more of a three wire guy.

[Fletch 5800]

KFBR392

[HRSchenker 2273]

Just tell me what you want me to fuck!

[Fletch 5800]

I’ll suck your dick. I’ll suck your fucking dick!

[Neonmoon 38130]

I rammed her. I don't wanna use the F-word because I dont' wanna diminish it's beauty in any way. But it was fucking great and I've never felt that way about a bone-session before

[CurlyDumps 4482]

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

YOU OWE ME A BLAUPUNKT!!!!

[huge 3795]

I've never seen this movie

[Jimbaround 975]

1 minute ago, huge said:

I've never seen this movie

It's terrible and awesome all at the same time.

[Not a cat 5699]

6 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

It's terrible and awesome all at the same time.

This may be the most accurate and succinct movie review of all time.

[futureman 22542]

13 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

It's terrible and awesome all at the same time.

*terribly awesome

[futureman 22542]

15 minutes ago, huge said:

I've never seen this movie

huge, if true. 

[ChickenSandwich 9851]

2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

YOU OWE ME A BLAUPUNKT!!!!

Nice try

[Bartles 769]

It is begging for a sequel and I'm not sure what the holdup is

[C-Man 27258]

3 hours ago, Jimbaround said:

It's terrible and awesome all at the same time.