Bernard anal probed for drugs, nothing found but police send him the bill

[Pancho 46079]

 

[PRONG HORN 3221]

Bummer.

[El Diablo 4232]

Again???

[Kyle 207]

Outrage of the day email delayed due to Christmas?

[futureman 22672]

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!

[NeverMarryAStripper 22247]

I the cops keep doing this to him he's going to have a billowy asshole

[El Diablo 4232]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I the cops keep doing this to him he's going to have a billowy asshole

Yeah, at some point they're going to find those drugs, up there, in a suitcase.

[Guest]

seems like hookers would be cheaper, but I've never priced "Looking for a bitch to stick her arm up my ass."

[NeverMarryAStripper 22247]

Shit like that’s expensive, or so my friend told me

[futureman 22672]

2 hours ago, slorch said:

seems like hookers would be cheaper, but I've never priced "Looking for a bitch to stick her arm up my ass."

that sounds pretty uncomfortable.  now, a finger or two...

[Dennis Taylor 19294]

50 minutes ago, futureman said:

that sounds pretty uncomfortable.  now, a finger or two...

Something has to change. Un-deniable dilemma. Boredom's not a burden Anyone should bear. Constant over stimu-lation numbs me But I would not want you any other way It's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive. Finger deep within the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my hand. I can help you change Tired moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be Well upon our way. Blend and balance Pain and comfort Deep within you Till you will not want me any other way. It's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive. Knuckle deep inside the borderline. This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to. Relax. Slip away. Something kinda sad about the way that things have come to be. Desensitized to everything. What became of subtlety? How can it mean anything to me If I really don't feel anything at all? I'll keep digging till I feel something. Elbow deep inside the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Shoulder deep within the borderline. Relax. Turn around and take my hand.

[Armybrat 41334]

The colonoscopy thread is right up there ^^^^^^^

[atomheartbevo 90550]

10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Shit like that’s expensive, or so my friend told me

$25 co-pay behind the bus stop at the Central Market on North Lamar. 

Or so I’ve heard.  

[atomheartbevo 90550]

8 hours ago, futureman said:

that sounds pretty uncomfortable.  now, a finger or two...

[futureman 22672]

27 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: