Merry Christmas, Surly Texas Cloak Room

[Parliament 14,293]

Especially to all the liberal, Godless heathens here. (You know who you are.)

 

Jesus was a Christian and I know he will forgive your sins.

[RomaVicta 30,016]

The words pagan and heathen actually derive from words meaning the hinterlands or the sticks. Uncivilized non-city dwellers. Yokels. Now they're calling the shots and witnessing for the Lord.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!

What I like about the season? I like that at some point people decided to brighten the darkest time of year by creating their own light and merriment. I celebrate that spirit. I hope others create light, merriment, and goodwill for whatever reason.

A wassail for all!

[Whitman 694]

[Al Czervik 1,230]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

 

not sorry if already mentioned.  

[Brian Fantana 6,690]

Merry Christmas you idiots

[Celery Man 20,996]

May we all find a lord who causes us to walk down a path of righteousness, beside still waters, etc

[achooloco 1,084]

🤘🏾

[LonghornJudas 1,102]

Merry Christmas!

 

[plimon 190]

Merry Christmas y'all!!!

...but it wouldn't be a CR thread without pointing out that Jesus was Jewish.

So happy Chanukah!!!

[workswithseed 2,110]

2 hours ago, Whitman said:

I don't know what it says, but I'm gonna say it means down with capitalism. Ya filthy communist.

Edited December 25, 2018 by workswithseed

[TornACL 7,722]

Merry Christmas to all mindless neocon Trumpkins and all triggered lib cucks. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Merry Christmas! Just finished all the prep for tomorrow and I’m having a little toddy and winding down.

[SKJ 1,311]

Happy Junkanoo

[Bookman 4,642]

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

Especially to all the liberal, Godless heathens here. (You know who you are.)

 

Jesus was a Christian and I know he will forgive your sins.

 

Donald Trump is proof that God doesn't give a shit about the United States.

[zork 629]

ho ho ho, mission complete, Merry Christmas to all.   /sipping coors light and eating leftover pizza

[Grippe 313]

Merry Christmas errrrrrbody!

[Mo Horn 8,854]

Happy Saturnalia 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,587]

Eat the rich.

[Hanrahan 1,306]

Kill whitey.

[Message Board User 12,396]

 

[maninblack 7,974]

Merry Christmas

[Captainant 27,764]

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals

[Parliament 14,293]

 

Lol

[Nivek 16,984]

Blow me

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

I got a lot of problems with you people!  And now you're gonna hear about it!

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

It's Happy Holidays you zombie worshipping ignoramuses

Edited December 25, 2018 by SmokeyTheBear

[TexArcher 38,057]

Happy Not Jesus's Real Birthday, y'all!

[Upgrayedd 5,818]

Holy shit.  That’s today?  Nobody told me.  

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

Bonne Christmeusse!

[DigglerontheHoof 21,234]

Merry Christmas, assholes. 

[Guest]

Nobody on here could probably even afford Christmas with the eradication of the middle class and hard times upon us.

 

Enjoy your misery, fuckers.

[The People’s Elbow 707]

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Merry Christmas! Just finished all the prep for tomorrow and I’m having a little toddy and winding down.

Decent-size trailer.

[HenryJames 66,170]

 

[Cajun 11,737]

^^That's disturbing in an awesome kinda way.

Merry Christmas you suckers of Satan's scaley cock!!!

[Hornius Emeritus 12,487]

Happy Kwanza, ya dirty fuckfaces.

[LonghornKid 1]

Merry Christmas, shitters full!


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[Chooky 13,319]

What'd you say to me? Season's Greetings? Listen here, you son of a bitch!

[F250 28,818]

Merry Christmas!

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

But guys POTUS...he's so alone.

['stache 21,864]

So many illegal uses of “Merry Christmas.” The Obama police have been alerted and you’ll all be arrested very soon.

[LongestHorn 759]

[Whitman 694]

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

So many illegal uses of “Merry Christmas.” ,,,,,,

Is it illegal uses or just undocumented?

[gmr548 16,614]

Jesus was a Jew and it's SurlyHorns. Merry Christmas to all!

[SDG 3,319]

6 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Holy shit.  That’s today?  Nobody told me.  

Living in Arizona has its perks.  

[Degenerate Gardner 4,085]

Fo realz.  I'm grateful for this place and those here who speak the truth, or at least earnestly try.  

[kibbles 70]

Hard to disagree with pleasantries and well wishes today but I'm sure we will try.  Happy non denominational non judgemental holiday celebration, bitches.

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

Merry Xmas Surlistanis.

 

[happyfunball 481]

[Dark Horse 2,291]

Hail Satan

[Cajun 11,737]

Meanwhile in Dallas...

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kEZKU_1545749255

Won't embed, but trust me, it's worth the watch.  Both clips