Merry Christmas you surly bastards

[immortal13 4059]

Peace on earth and all that shit.

 

Hook 'em 🤘

[Surly Bevo 25255]

I think I speak for all of Surly when I say,

Hey go fuck yourself.

[South Austin 52658]

Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah.

[bolverk 29766]

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Brisket went on the smoker at 6:40. Prime rib is out coming to room temp. Will go on the smoker at noon. Everybody else is asleep. I'm taking a massive Christmas tacos and tamales shit ho ho ho.



Merry Christmas bitches the bar is open.

[pearlandhorn 3275]

Ho fuckin ho.

I received a set of coasters last night from my in laws. Their words were “these are gifts from our house that we don’t want anymore!”

Better than the weed eater string I received a few years ago...maybe?

[bolverk 29766]

 

[immortal13 4059]

Merry Christmas from the duck blind. Y'all can lick my balls

 

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[Jkwellborn 6781]

In my best Samuel L. Jackson impression, Merry Christmas mother fuckers. Hope y’all enjoy it.

[TexasBeta 1267]

Merry Christmas to all.... except you Chip Brown. You can go fuck yourself .. oh and Lincoln Riley and that stupid cuck farmer in CS. Other than them have a wonderful holiday!

Hook ‘em

[Prepuce of Doom 21112]

/Cornholio

[Player 4576]

Bevo is having a nice little Christmas morning on LHN - check it out.

Merry Christmas assholes

[Larry T. Spider 1747]

34 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Ho fuckin ho.

I received a set of coasters last night from my in laws. Their words were “these are gifts from our house that we don’t want anymore!”

Better than the weed eater string I received a few years ago...maybe?

My BIL got swiffer sheets from my MIL. Can’t wait to see what the morning brings for me....

[RDCanecutter 26510]

Merry Merry.

[Radical Larry 28664]

[Guest]

Happy fucking ho-ho-ho!

 

Merry Christmas, assholes!!!

[TexArcher 38117]

Merry Christmas to all!

Except the sooners.

Fuck them.

[Brothahorn 10087]

Merry Christmas, muthafuckas!

[Trey3216 15380]

1 hour ago, MrPhlegm said:

Brisket went on the smoker at 6:40. Prime rib is out coming to room temp. Will go on the smoker at noon. Everybody else is asleep. I'm taking a massive Christmas tacos and tamales shit ho ho ho.



Merry Christmas bitches the bar is open.

Yep.   Prime Rib is resting at room temp and about to get an outer scorch on the grill.   Got some jumbo scrimps that I just patted dry to fry. Marinating some brussel sprouts.   Red taters soaking to be scalloped.  And about to pour a nice, deep High West YKY.    

 

Merry Christmas you sumbitches

[RollLeft 5045]

 

[msucolt45 4102]

To all of Surly,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your families!

Happy New Year also to our beloved Longhorns and let’s get 2019 kick started on Day #1.

Hook’em Horns !!!

[Redneck Mutha 8021]

Muhhl Craaahhhhl!

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

2 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

Ho fuckin ho.

I received a set of coasters last night from my in laws. Their words were “these are gifts from our house that we don’t want anymore!”

Better than the weed eater string I received a few years ago...maybe?

Look on the bright side. They didn't gift wrap the cat. 

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21996]

3 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Brisket went on the smoker at 6:40. Prime rib is out coming to room temp. Will go on the smoker at noon. Everybody else is asleep. I'm taking a massive Christmas tacos and tamales shit ho ho ho.



Merry Christmas bitches the bar is open.

Store bought pie, shame on you

[GopherRock 1771]

 

[burntorangebongos 10752]

4 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Brisket went on the smoker at 6:40. Prime rib is out coming to room temp. Will go on the smoker at noon. Everybody else is asleep. I'm taking a massive Christmas tacos and tamales shit ho ho ho.



Merry Christmas bitches the bar is open.

niiiiiiiiiiice!

[SDG 3319]

No crying at sports bars today. 

Merry Christmas. 

[Deej 77002]

Merry Christmas to everyone, except the cloak room crazies. I'm sure they didn't take the day off.

[futureman 22562]

we are all god’s children and I love each and every one of you.  merry christmas to you and your families and I sincerely wish you good tidings in 2019.  

your humble and loyal friend, 

futureman

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Waitin fo de meat rest. Next up meat koma!

[futureman 22562]

1 hour ago, MrPhlegm said:

Waitin fo de meat rest. Next up meat koma!

[Trey3216 15380]

Prime Rib was delicious.  AC is running on 65 and a big fire running in the fireplace.    Fuck it.  That’s Christmas in Central TX 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Merry Christmas to all my favorite assholes.


Peace on earth.

[Chilly Water 419]

Merry Christmas fuckos

[MrPhlegm 3413]

That's a thermoworks Smoke thermometor.