Cheez It Bowl - Patterson vs Cal

[Longboard Horn 40102]

8PM central time on ESPN

Cal favored by 1.5

O/U 38.5

Winner receives year supply of cheez its?

 

[Neonmoon 38127]

Loser gets to towel off Patterson

[satyanash 14280]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Loser gets to towel off Patterson

[BigHorn'13 3352]

12 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Winner receives year supply of cheez tits?

 

Haha joke's on you! / Patterson

[Longboard Horn 40102]

Patterson on the sideline tonight

[SDG 3319]

No confidence about w/o on this one but will def tune in.  

[satyanash 14280]

[Francisco 2.0 32312]

Whoever the ESPN announcer is with glasses seems.....off.

 

 

Edited December 27, 2018 by Francisco 2.0

[satyanash 14280]

Great start for TCU... kickoff goes OOB.

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

Smart play. Dumb rule.

[Dark Horse 2263]

Yeah, that rule is bizarre. Not sure I remember seeing that before.

[Mo Horn 8807]

So if a player is out of bounds, the ball is in bounds and not going to go out of bounds, and the player intentionally touches it, the kick is considered out of bounds? Stupid rule. 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Whoever the ESPN announcer with is glasses seems.....off.

 

 

[Steamboat1874 4032]

Can we get some more annoying cables right in the tv camera line of sight.

[Francisco 2.0 32312]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

So if a player is out of bounds, the ball is in bounds and not going to go out of bounds, and the player intentionally touches it, the kick is considered out of bounds? Stupid rule. 

And when a player applies it in a situation such as we saw, it's pretty sharp on the player's part.    Saw Randall Cobb of the Packers do this 3-4 years ago on a muffed kickoff.  

[satyanash 14280]

This Muhlstein kid can run. Deceptive speed and lots of moxie.

[Neonmoon 38127]

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

This Muhlstein kid can run. Deceptive speed and lots of moxie.

But can he pass?

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Will any 6-6 coach be verbally jerked off more than Patterson this bowl season? 

The answer is no. Some early superlatives: 

"Patterson has done the best coaching job of his career this season. "

"TCU has played defense since jump street with Patterson. Every other team in the Big 12 doesn't play defense." Very well done. Jerks off Patterson while fitting ESPN's narrative on Big 12 Football. Somebody is working on that year end bonus. 

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

10 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

But can he pass?

He can pass it to the other team.

[WBT 20411]

21 minutes ago, Greg Davis Apologist said:

Smart play. Dumb rule.

 

20 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Yeah, that rule is bizarre. Not sure I remember seeing that before.

 

20 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So if a player is out of bounds, the ball is in bounds and not going to go out of bounds, and the player intentionally touches it, the kick is considered out of bounds? Stupid rule. 

Same thing as catching a pass with your foot out of bounds

[SDG 3319]

Does anything about Phoenix scream cheese-it, cause I live here and can’t think of any.  

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

We're watching the difference between Cumbie and Kingsbury. 

Kingsbury can plug in some 5th walk on, 4th string quarterback and still light it up for 30-40 points. 

Cumbie in a similar spot at TCU, has produced a dumpster fire. 

[Chet Steadman 940]

9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Will any 6-6 coach be verbally jerked off more than Patterson this bowl season? 

The answer is no. Some early superlatives: 

"Patterson has done the best coaching job of his career this season. "

"TCU has played defense since jump street with Patterson. Every other team in the Big 12 doesn't play defense." Very well done. Jerks off Patterson while fitting ESPN's narrative on Big 12 Football. Somebody is working on that year end bonus. 

Patterson has always come off as one of the least liked coaches in the coaching fraternity but announcers seem to love him.  

Very odd.  

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

Damn, he smacked the side of his head off the ground.

[satyanash 14280]

Hell of a pitch-and-catch. Cal is rolling.

[Neonmoon 38127]

Knocked himself out

[GreenspointTexas 9559]

Kid was def. posturing after the catch

 

 

hes done for the game

[SDG 3319]

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Damn, he smacked the side of his head off the ground.

Yeah he looked like he had a stroke getting up.  

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Cal's DC is Tim DeRuyter. 

Best Aggy DC since... RC? I'd say so. 

[Zepol87 9168]

That looked painful

 

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

Cal was kind of on the cusp of being pretty decent this year, yes?

[Neonmoon 38127]

Who’s the asshole teammate who hits him on the head on the sidelines? Hey, maybe it’s not the best time for a head smack for your teammate? 

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

And there is the season in review by the announcer.

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

The lighting in that stadium looks off.

[SDG 3319]

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Cal was kind of on the cusp of being pretty decent this year, yes?

Not really. They had a okay D though.  

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Cal was kind of on the cusp of being pretty decent this year, yes?

They beat USC and Washington State. I'd say that's a heckuva season for Cal. 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Patterson has always come off as one of the least liked coaches in the coaching fraternity but announcers seem to love him.  
Very odd.  

Fat, sweaty slightly more successful Jeff Fisher.

[satyanash 14280]

TCU looks very off-kilter right now.

[SDG 3319]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They beat USC and Washington State. I'd say that's a heckuva season for Cal. 

Wtf are you talking about?  Cal did not beat Wazzu....

[Zepol87 9168]

Announcers are terrible. Wish they would get unlimited bottles and throw a few coaches in the room to talk about the game for some of these. Don't they do that for Natty? Do it for some non bowl game new coaches or something

 

[satyanash 14280]

Ugly throw...

[Neonmoon 38127]

Did someone not pay the electric bill? 

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

I wonder when Fat Gare pulls the plug on former offensive genius Sunny Cumbie. I bet he gets one year with a healthy Justin Rogers. 

And I hope like heck Rogers is healthy. I'm sick of Fat Gare using the injury excuse ad nauseam. 

[T-shirt Sip 2096]

Does TCU pass it beyond the line of scrimmage?

 

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

3 minutes ago, SDG said:

Wtf are you talking about?  Cal did not beat Wazzu....

Correct. My bad. 

Beating USC and a bowl game is a pretty good season for Cal. 

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Did someone not pay the electric bill? 

It's a baseball stadium. The lighting looks pretty similar to when the Stros play there. 

[satyanash 14280]

4 minutes ago, SDG said:

Wtf are you talking about?  Cal did not beat Wazzu....

He meant the Huskies. Cal whipped the Pac-12 champions 12-10 in Berkeley. If you don't think WIlcox is legit, re-watch that game.

[ClubWhatever 12086]

2 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Does TCU pass it beyond the line of scrimmage?

 

No they cheese it

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

AMAZING-ly awful

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Cal is 11th in total defense. Playing in the Pac 12 certainly helps. 

TCU is 26th in total defense. 

So OK ESPN, I'll buy your defensive struggle storyline. 

Don't look us up on this list. It's not pretty: http://www.espn.com/college-football/statistics/team/_/stat/total/position/defense/sort/totalYards