Cheez It Bowl - Patterson vs Cal

[texasstrong12 4668]

8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I'd pay cash money to hear Fat Gare's negative pitch in recruit's living rooms. I can't imagine it's anything that a reasonably informed person couldn't shoot a dozen holes into. 

If the win total was 7.5 for next year I would definitely take the under on TCU. But things can change with the grad transfer market. 

[LTtxfan 49185]

1 hour ago, CowtownHorn said:

Bump....... ^^^ESPN Announcer Cheez-it Bowl^^^

Edited December 27, 2018 by LTtxfan

[TexasMan 10891]

LMAO

[UTEX_ME 4762]

lmao this game is a shitshow. 

[Southernthunder 38]

The Turnover Bowl. 

['stache 21815]

Ho Lee Phuk

[WBT 20565]

Muleshoe has thrown two picks on illegal forward passes.  That's incredible

[FizzleFish 137]

Damn, these qbs suck.

[Here’s the deal 114]

Does TCU not have another qb?  This guy has no business playing.

[billfromlaketravis 11467]

The Mule almost certainly picks up the first down with his legs there. 

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

TCU QB stats:  4/16 for 10 yards and 4 picks.   EDIT:  He's a Senior.  The mind reels.

At some point, these teams need to quit trying to go with 3 wides and just line up in an I and get what they can.  At least the clock will roll.

Edited December 27, 2018 by Francisco 2.0

[4th&Five 41538]

I got an idea. Stop passing. 

[berlinerbaer 678]

Nice. 4th stringer in for Cal. I approve.

[Here’s the deal 114]

Wait, is that more interceptions than completions?

[Longhornmaniac8 255]

Just now, Here’s the deal said:

Wait, is that more interceptions than completions?

Equal.

Muehldick has single-handled turned conventional wisdom upside down. Conventional wisdom says that forward passes beyond the line of scrimmage don't count. That's twice he's proved everyone wrong.

[berlinerbaer 678]

1 minute ago, Here’s the deal said:

Wait, is that more interceptions than completions?

Cal DB Hawkins leads TCU in receptions.

[billfromlaketravis 11467]

I'm fairly certain Kenny Trill is a GA for TCU. I believe they just showed him on a sideline shot.

Correct if I'm wrong, but the kid was a heckuva high school baseball player right? He should have picked up a bat after flaming out at TCU. What a tremendous waste of talent. 

Edited December 27, 2018 by billfromlaketravis

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

1 minute ago, Here’s the deal said:

Wait, is that more interceptions than completions?

Nope, same (so far).  But hey, there's over 10 minutes to go in the 3rd. 

['stache 21815]

I’d love to hear Muledicks conversation on the phone. “Stop throwing it to them asshole!!”

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

No fucking way Mulesteinheimmer comes back out.

[Jkwellborn 6699]

I watched a few minutes of the game just before the half. Damn they are terrible.

[Neonmoon 38129]

Just now, Greg Davis Apologist said:

No fucking way Mulesteinheimmer comes back out.

He’s the only QB for TCU not hurt. He’s coming back out. 

[TexasMan 10891]

I thought the Tyrone Swoopes Texas Bowl was the worst QB performance I've ever seen.

I was wrong. 

[SDG 3319]

I’m drunk and have never played qb but I can be at the stadium in 10.  Maybe they’ll let me play all time QB....

Edited December 27, 2018 by SDG

[Brisketexan 105129]

They should all just quit now. There’s not any football being played right now.

[OU Sucks 8816]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

They should all just quit now. There’s not any football being played right now.

This should have been the game that was cancelled due to weather

[FizzleFish 137]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

He’s the only QB for TCU not hurt. He’s coming back out. 

They probably go with a wildcat. This dude can’t throw a ball.

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

He’s the only QB for TCU not hurt. He’s coming back out. 

They should just run the single wing the rest of the way.

[Longboard Horn 40319]

7 minutes ago, Southernthunder said:

The Turnover Bowl. 

Cherry or apple?

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

They should all just quit now. There’s not any football being played right now.

If BC and BSU can call a game, there's no reason for this one not to be called.

[Brisketexan 105129]

This should have been the game that was cancelled due to weather

Yeah...cancelled because whether they try or not, nobody can score.

[billfromlaketravis 11467]

Arky Chad is going to play this game on a loop while Catalon is on his official visit. 

[Longhornmaniac8 255]

Their running back is averaging 6.5 YPC and this guy is still getting the ball in his hands?!? Shit, Patterson.

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

Hey, look.  TCU has a pulse when they take the damned ball away from Muleshine.

 

[WBT 20565]

Feed the Supermercado

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

Live O/U is 21.5 right now.

[billfromlaketravis 11467]

Just now, longhornmatt said:

Justin Rogers is the only other QB for TCU, and he hasn’t played all year and is coming off a catastrophic leg injury as a senior in high school last year.  But the announcers said he could play in the pregame.  He needs to get in the game unless his lower leg is still dangling.  Muehlstein wouldn’t be a good high school QB.

Rogers' injury feels like a nerve damage type deal. Again I hope he makes it back, Gare can't use the injuries excuse anymore. 

[WBT 20565]

If there was ever a time to punt on 4th and inches at the +45, this is it

[Longboard Horn 40319]

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

Things are so bad for Patterson he's carrying his own towel now.

[WBT 20565]

What are those guys talking about?  TCU's score expectancy has to be higher after the punt than before.

[FizzleFish 137]

Patterson  with his towel. How embarrissing.

Edited December 27, 2018 by FizzleFish

[Neonmoon 38129]

That was a pussy ass call to punt 

[dcar00 14182]

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

isnt' every stat leader going to have a cheez it bowl record?

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

You know, TCU deserves to fucking lose.  4th and what, 6 inches from the 45?  Probably the best "drive" you have had all game....and you kick it away?  When your opponent has been almost as inept as you have all game?  

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

5 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Justin Rogers is the only other QB for TCU, and he hasn’t played all year and is coming off a catastrophic leg injury as a senior in high school last year.  But the announcers said he could play in the pregame.  He needs to get in the game unless his lower leg is still dangling.  Muehlstein wouldn’t be a good high school QB.

TCU fans keep telling me Rogers is fine, but until I see him play, I ain’t believing it. I saw the injury clip and it was “Will he walk again?” type stuff. 

[OU Sucks 8816]

Lulz, TCU rips off runs of 8, 10, 17, 6 with the backs, then Muledick keeps it twice for 3 total yards.  Brilliant.  TCU must have some other player that's capable of handing the ball off.

[Nicole44 22059]

I haven’t laughed this hard watching a bowl game ever. Keep passing! 

[PittsburghTiger 6182]

4/16 for 10 yards and 4 INTs. That's epic.

[Longhornmaniac8 255]

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

You know, TCU deserves to fucking lose.  4th and what, 6 inches from the 45?  Probably the best "drive" you have had all game....and you kick it away?  When your opponent has been almost as inept as you have all game?  

 

That was literally 1 inch. They had to move the chain closer to the ball for the ref to see.

It was a pretty chickenshit decision, but I understand Patterson's rationale.