Cheez It Bowl - Patterson vs Cal

[texasstrong12 4668]

TCU's defense carried them this year and they lose at least 7 of their top 10 tacklers off that defense from this year. 

I'm guessing S&P projects them at about 6 or 7 wins next year. They should be hitting the grad transfer market hard because they need a completely different OL and probably a QB. I can't see them rolling into next year relying on Rogers. 

[LTbear 4160]

As a Berkeley grad and a Baylor grad, that game was doubly painful.

[DaysOff 7851]

Fuck tcu
Fuck fat
Fuck cheering for your conference
That was a fuck

[DaysOff 7851]

So why didn’t the 70% guy try the first kick when the other guy was 50%? The second guy was spot on. And why did they not kick when they were in range throughout the game? I just don’t get it.

Because fatterson

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

24 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Gotta know who the suit was who got plowed over and picked up the 15 yard penalty....

SID Mark Cohen.

Edited December 27, 2018 by TheStoicPaisano

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

set your DVR, or should I say VCR because that game set football back about 30 years, the game will be rebroadcast at 6 a.m., on ESPNU!

[Longboard Horn 40139]

 

 

[texifornia 56512]

That was the most fun I've had watching a football game since Dicker hit his kick in the Cotton Bowl. I was pulling for Cal and that was still an utter joy.

[Fudge Nuggets 19149]

This game thread should be an instant classic.

[Longboard Horn 40139]

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

This game thread should be an instant classic.

Someone put this into classics!

[satyanash 14281]

 

[Longboard Horn 40139]

Just now, satyanash said:

 

Hopefully there's a flavor for every INT in that trophy bowl.

[Fudge Nuggets 19149]

The only thing worse than being the champ of the worst bowl game of all-time is being the loser of the worst bowl game of all-time.  Cal should disband their program after that shitastic effort,

[GhostofDanJones 336]

Game was a shit show, game thread on the other hand I would read again.

[GhostofDanJones 336]

@immamac can we start a classics page? I agree with Fudge that this game thread is an instant classic.

[satyanash 14281]

24 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

TCU's defense carried them this year and they lose at least 7 of their top 10 tacklers off that defense from this year. 

I'm guessing S&P projects them at about 6 or 7 wins next year. They should be hitting the grad transfer market hard because they need a completely different OL and probably a QB. I can't see them rolling into next year relying on Rogers. 

Also take into account that TCU got absolutely buried by injuries this year, though.

[satyanash 14281]

Just now, GhostofDanJones said:

@immamac can we start a classics page? I agree with Fudge that this game thread is an instant classic.

Seconded. Or thirded. Or however many interceptions Muledick threw-ed.

[Longboard Horn 40139]

5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Seconded. Or thirded. Or however many interceptions Muledick threw-ed.

Fourthed

[satyanash 14281]

 

[Helobious 9480]

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That was the most fun I've had watching a football game since Dicker hit his kick in the Cotton Bowl. I was pulling for Cal and that was still an utter joy.

The game was the top trending topic on US twitter for a few minutes. People will remember this game for a while because of how amazingly shitacular/weird it was. The other boring no-name bowl games that were competently played will be forgotten in a month. 

[GotThatFire 166]

That was fucking awesome. Best worst game I’ve ever seen.

[GotThatFire 166]

Me and the in laws finally bonded tonight. We took tequila shots and just laughed and laughed , at Tcu and Cal. Then to watch tcu celebrate after thry “won”, shit was beautiful

[Rimbo 25778]

There were some money quotes on ESPN radio. Badly paraphrased from memory:

"With that completion for -2 yards, his passer rating improved by six points."

"In 1900, football made the forward pass legal. Tonight, they're trying to de-legalize it."

[kopp0e 1135]

 

[kopp0e 1135]

When Rooney is right, by God, the man is right:

 

[spystud13 2371]

Just out of curiosity, do you have a single post on this site that isn’t a tweet? 

[thrillhammer 683]

fun game to watch.  old school throwback.  great win for tcu and the big12.  let's hope bu keeps the train rolling tonight.

[RPM 26222]

Sadly, I missed this glorious turd of a bowl game, but SB Nation gave it a nice write-up. btw, Muehlstein, the TCU QB is from Decatur and there was much local pre-game hype. Going to be interesting if they eat crow or pretend nothing ever happened.

 

 

[phdhorn 6224]

Tevin Paul for Cal (starting DE I think) lived across the street from me (family still does).  I watched him through the game and he played well.  Son says he's going to get drafted (he's a junior now).  

That's really all I got from that turd of a game.

Edited December 27, 2018 by phdhorn

[clapclapclap 9000]

Suck it, Aaron Rodgers!

[gmr548 16503]

fun game to watch.  old school throwback.  great win for tcu and the big12.  let's hope bu keeps the train rolling tonight.

 

Fuck Baylor. Hope Vanderbilt wins 100-0.

 

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[El Diablo 4232]

27 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Suck it, Aaron Rodgers!

[narrator - He most assuredly has]

[Dutch 4465]

8 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

 

Fuck Baylor. Hope Vanderbilt wins 100-0

This is the only acceptable answer.  

Edited December 27, 2018 by Dutch

[thrillhammer 683]

your lack of conference loyalty is disturbing.

[satyanash 14281]

19 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

your lack of conference loyalty is disturbing.

[Cajun 11675]

9 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

How the mighty have fallen.

[Cajun 11675]

37 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

your lack of conference loyalty is awesome.

fify

We ain't the sister fuckin' SEC flip flop.

😉

[Neonmoon 38127]

Rogers didn’t look 100%. Seems like Frogs saying that leg injury being healed was a bit premature 

['stache 21770]

This misses so much too.  Doesn't even mention all the stupid shit the terrible announcers said, most multiple times. My favorite part was on the OT interception when the guy is so excited the the guy got "all the way to the 11" and I'm pretty sure made a comment that implied they would start the next drive from there.  

https://sports.yahoo.com/ridiculous-things-happened-cheez-bowl-061904121.html

[Underdog 28451]

Turned it off at the half, was this worst than the Sun Bowl that ended like 3-0?

Edited December 27, 2018 by Underdog

[Homercles 10205]

 

[texifornia 56512]

13 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Turned it off at the half, was this worst than the Sun Bowl that ended like 3-0?

This was more fun because so much weird shit and incompetence happened. The announcers were having a blast.

[Jkwellborn 6653]

How is Patterson and the offensive staff still employed after sending Rogers out there?

[Homercles 10205]

Reading about this game reminds me of that SBNation article by Jon Bois where he replaces all the draft classes in NBAY2k with horrible basketball players then watches the league implode.

 

One of the Finals games is ‘won’ 3-0 and takes 12 OT to decide.

 

 

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/nba/2014/6/3/5772796/nba-y2k-series-finale-the-death-of-basketball

[thrillhammer 683]

Bizarre play to start the game was an omen of the bizarre game to come.  beautiful kickoff by tcu comes to a dead stop around the 6. but the cal player touches it from out of bounds so they get it at the 35.  wtf?  should have been half the distance the other way, not a penalty in their favor.  what a messed up rule.  

[Kyle 207]

10 hours ago, satyanash said:

Also take into account that TCU got absolutely buried by injuries this year, though.

Fuck TCU. Several years ago Baylor started a running back at QB and still beat the crap out of Carolina and set a bowl rushing record.

[bluto 4889]

3 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

Bizarre play to start the game was an omen of the bizarre game to come.  beautiful kickoff by tcu comes to a dead stop around the 6. but the cal player touches it from out of bounds so they get it at the 35.  wtf?  should have been half the distance the other way, not a penalty in their favor.  what a messed up rule.  

That move is so underutilized at every level of fball. Just like recovering a fumble if any part of your body is out of bounds and you touch the ball it's dead. 

[Helobious 9480]

11 minutes ago, bluto said:

That move is so underutilized at every level of fball. Just like recovering a fumble if any part of your body is out of bounds and you touch the ball it's dead. 

Ty Montgomery did it in on a kickoff in a game for Green Bay a while back I think. Only dude I’ve seen smart enough to do that on purpose.

Edited December 27, 2018 by Helobious

[pyrohornIII 4809]

I'm not a Patterson fan by any stretch, but I was fully expecting them to handle Cal with no issues.  I thought with some bowl prep time the TCU staff would cobble something together offensively.   For a guy who supposedly does a lot of negative recruiting, that game left his ass hanging out there for returning the favor. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

I saw the 4th qtr.  In it, TCU's QB managed to miss the best player on the field (Reagor) wide open in the flat at leadt 5 times.  Never thought I'd see a QB worse than what Kentucky trotted out on the field this year.