Cowboys @ Giants: Season Finale

[Underdog 28460]

GD that was an entertaining game.  

[Vic Mackey 46939]

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Dak 387 yards 4 TDs

Sucks!!!!

[hookem48 4637]

Giants had 2 timeouts and plenty of time left while hurrying to fuck up that last drive, Giants will suck as long as Shurmur is there. lol

[Drew 2331]

So the cowboys finish 7-1 and they won this game without all the All Pros on the OL a running game and the teams beat player in Zeke.

It’s a good win. They rested the guys they needed too(Martin/Tyron/Zeke) and got Dak some work with guys like Cole and Blake.

I’ll take it.

[Junior Miller 1502]

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

Good Lord let it rest bro.   This is a sandy vagina take if I’ve ever seen one 

fuck that. I'm fucking pissed. This is retard level shit from a fucking professional sports team. They now have Vander Esch and Sua Filo banged up, got zero rest for their QB who has played every snap all year, and helped their division rival out for no fucking reason. 

This was the dumbest coaching job in the history of sports. I'm out, fuck everyone. 

[Vic Mackey 46939]

Just now, hookem48 said:

Giants had 2 timeouts and plenty of time left while hurrying to fuck up that last drive, Giants will suck as long as Shurmur is there. lol

And will suck as long as Eli is under center. They are going to waste Barkley's talent.

[Mileslong 4718]

Some of you are acting like dallas gave the Golden State the number one pick in the NBA draft with LeBron James coming out.

 

Whether the giants pick 6th or 7th it isn’t going to matter, they aren’t getting a franchise QB with that pick either way.

 

I wouldn’t have played Dak the whole game but you have to field a team and getting the win was fun.

 

[immortal13 4059]

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Dak 387 yards 4 TDs

He sucks tho

[Bigbend1812 12897]

Just now, Underdog said:

GD that was an entertaining game.  

That was the most entertaining, meaningless game I have ever seen.  

[Vic Mackey 46939]

10 minutes ago, NowThis said:

knee = 2 feet, 2 knees = 4 feet, 2 knees and a hand = 5 feet?

Are you in bounds if your slide your dick across the field?

[ADHD 28]

Dak looked good w out a running game & no oline. And he found a TE and a couple more WRs.

[immortal13 4059]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Are you in bounds if your slide your dick across the field?

Lulz

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Dak was so due for a game like this. Maybe he's peaking (in a non-drug sorta way)

[dcar00 14044]

Just now, Junior Miller said:

fuck that. I'm fucking pissed. This is retard level shit from a fucking professional sports team. They now have Vander Esch and Sua Filo banged up, got zero rest for their QB who has played every snap all year, and helped their division rival out for no fucking reason. 

This was the dumbest coaching job in the history of sports. I'm out, fuck everyone. 

well at least this is a solid benefit to this game.  assuming you mean our "for good."  I still think you are a troll because no one can be that stupid.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Are you in bounds if your slide your dick across the field?

Any self respecting dick is gonna stop a slide in its tracks.

[Pato del Muerto 52365]

4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Pam is losing it.

Went to jarwin all frickin’ day

[immortal13 4059]

Junior Miller is a dumbass

[Mileslong 4718]

well at least this is a solid benefit to this game.  assuming you mean our "for good."  I still think you are a troll because no one can be that stupid.

Hold on a cotton picking’ minute, Futurman is easily that stupid

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Went to jarwin all frickin’ day

I thought she said something like that

[Vic Mackey 46939]

Just now, immortal13 said:

Junior Miller is a dumbass

This one or the Ticket version?

[Drew 2331]

Dak looked good w out a running game & no oline. And he found a TE and a couple more WRs.

Dude was throwing deep, and down the middle a lot too. Don’t forget that. He’s normally allergic to the middle of the field.

[Mileslong 4718]

Are you in bounds if your slide your dick across the field?

I live my life with three feet in bounds

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Garrett just named White the starting QB next week

[FizzleFish 137]

That was fun. 

[Drew 2331]

Garrett just named White the starting QB next week

About time tbh.

[Shaddie 1639]

7 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

got zero rest for their QB

Wut?

[Bigbend1812 12897]

4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Garrett just named White the starting QB next week

Danny?

[NowThis 931]

Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Danny?

Snow

[Bigbend1812 12897]

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

Snow

Jon?

[Horn80 6081]

Sharp stick in eye to Gaints.

[Trey3216 15325]

8 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

fuck that. I'm fucking pissed. This is retard level shit from a fucking professional sports team. They now have Vander Esch and Sua Filo banged up, got zero rest for their QB who has played every snap all year, and helped their division rival out for no fucking reason. 

This was the dumbest coaching job in the history of sports. I'm out, fuck everyone. 

 

playing to lose so that the Giants get the 6th pick instead of the 8th is chicken shit dumbassery on levels I’ve never even imagined.   Playing a QB who has looked like dogshit the last two weeks to get some sharpness back is important heading into the playoffs a week from today.  

 

Bitching and moaning about the Giants QB situation is fucking laughable as it’ll take them 3 drafts to get an OLine decent enough to block for whomever the next QB is. They had their shot last year and went full regard 

[Richard Kimball 1492]

18 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

I'm not pessimistic you goof ball. That five game streak gave them a golden opportunity to rest pretty much every one who starts ahead of the playoffs and their coach is a fucking moron who played his only QB with any real game experience all game to win a game that hurts you more by winning it. 

If the Giants land a QB off of getting better draft position it's 100 percent on Garrett. With Barkley and Ingram/Beckham they're a new solid QB and another OL piece away from being fucking relevant again beating our asses. 

Well, all right, then.

[Drew 2331]

Just saw a tweet saying the cowboys were 5-1 in the divisions and their only loss was on a stupid, never before seen, snap infraction at the end of the game.

Actually I’m glad. They may not have traded for cooper then.

[Radical Larry 28533]

[Trey3216 15325]

Just now, Drew said:

Just saw a tweet saying the cowboys were 5-1 in the divisions and their only loss was on a stupid, never before seen, snap infraction at the end of the game.

Actually I’m glad. They may not have traded for cooper then.

Yep.  Would be sitting at 6-10 or 7-9 with no cooper, but we’d also have no Garrett 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

So his knee didn't hit the ground?

[Vito Andolini 9115]

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

So his knee didn't hit the ground?

Did you watch the game? Yes, it obviously hit the ground. This photo is clearly from a split second before it made contact.

[Radical Larry 28533]

It magically levitated out of bounds before hitting the ground. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Sorry, dude. I didn't mean for you to take the comment seriously. Guess I'm just in too good of a mood after that game.

[El Diablo 4232]

6 minutes ago, Drew said:

Just saw a tweet saying the cowboys were 5-1 in the divisions and their only loss was on a stupid, never before seen, snap infraction at the end of the game.

Actually I’m glad. They may not have traded for cooper then.

I was enjoying my afternoon until you reminded me of that stupid ass call. Thanks a lot.

[Underdog 28460]

7 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I might print this out and frame it. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

It magically levitated out of bounds before hitting the ground. 

I still think it's a bit of a miracle that they even reviewed that play and then corrected a call that went against Dallas. Bizarro World, maybe.

 

Like I said, this team has some magic to it. There's no way they shoulda won today.

[futureman 22424]

25 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

@futureman is the biggest bitch on this board.

thanks, vic!  you are a constant source of amusement to me, and for that I am grateful. 

[immortal13 4059]

19 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This one or the Ticket version?

whynotboth.jpeg

[immortal13 4059]

Just now, futureman said:

thanks, vic!  you are a constant source of amusement to me, and for that I am grateful. 

You are a dumbass, and no one thinks you're funny. 

[futureman 22424]

Just now, immortal13 said:

You are a dumbass, and no one thinks you're funny. 

you too, guy.  I am grateful for you too. 

[immortal13 4059]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

you too, guy.  I am grateful for you too. 

Ok cool, hook em

[Horn80 6081]

Admit playing Dak was good move after all.

[futureman 22424]

2 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Ok cool, hook em

😚

[DougO 5239]

Thank you Gundy for not throwing to Jarwin, so the Cowboys could get him for nothing.