Donald Trump 2019

[achooloco 1066]

35 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

All his teleprompter speeches are boring as fuck, with lots of wheezing.  I'd put money on that being the case tonight.  With a giant shitter tweet storm tomorrow.

FIF the fat fuck cadet bone spurs

[SubliminalHorn 6674]

I’ll stomach as much as can of this piece of shit tonight, I see myself quickly continuing to catch up on Game of Thrones 

[Js1 85109]

Not even bothering. I never watch. Nothing much gets said and 30% of it is just clapping. I’ll read the transcript later.

[hayden_horn 11360]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Not even bothering. I never watch. Nothing much gets said and 30% of it is just clapping. I’ll read the transcript later.

I dunno, I'm thinking tonight may be a theater of the absurd. I'm all in. 

[retread 2951]

I'll watch the postmortems on CNN. More interesting than the speech itself. Maybe turn Foxnews on for a laugh.

[SubliminalHorn 6674]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Not even bothering. I never watch. Nothing much gets said and 30% of it is just clapping. I’ll read the transcript later.

I always tell myself it isn’t worth it. But it feels like I should? Ug

[bolverk 29399]

I used to watch them regularly through Clinton, Bush, and Obama years but cannot stand to listen to this orange pile of excrement speak for more than 30 seconds.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

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[bolverk 29399]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

I dunno, I'm thinking tonight may be a theater of the absurd. I'm all in. 

Respectfully disagree. It'll be more like watching elementary school kids trying to pull off "No Exit" or "Waiting for Godot."

Hint:

Spoiler

 

 

[Brandywine 1313]

2 minutes ago, retread said:

 

How is he still married to Kellyanne?

[bolverk 29399]

1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

How is he still married to Kellyanne?

Maybe they can only get off by hate fucking each other.

[Lurch 5921]

How is he still married to Kellyanne?

It’s some sort of sick fetish. It’s the only plausible explanation at this point.

[Brandywine 1313]

1 minute ago, Lurch said:

 

It’s some sort of sick fetish. It’s the only plausible explanation at this point.

 

I think it’s funny as hell. 

[scottsins 1953]

Pretty sure it's not dropping below Nancy.

Nancy will be in the Chamber, so she can’t really be the Designated Survivor.

[Radical Larry 28528]

12 minutes ago, retread said:

I'll watch the postmortems on CNN. More interesting than the speech itself. Maybe turn Foxnews on for a laugh.

Colbert is live tonight, too. That should be good for some laughs if you're a fan. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

6 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Does anybody know anyone in the US that will be having a family gathering or joyous festival to celebrate the lunar New Year?

The Grateful Dead used to do a big show for Chinese New Year. Lots of people celebrate it in the Bay Area, as you might expect. 

[retread 2951]

5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Maybe they can only get off by hate fucking each other.

I'll bet they scream Deplorable! and Libcuck! at each other when they mate.

[lemonlime 5503]

I've listened to every other president in my adult life's SOTU.  No desire to hear the cheeto lie and demagogue to the American public for an hour.  I can read about it later.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

5 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

What's crazy is after all this lying and gaslighting of America, nearly all of these characters will be forgiven by the country, write books for millions of dollars, and take positions as analyst on cable news or The View. 

Or one day head up the NRA like Ollie North

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

17 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I used to watch them regularly through Clinton, Bush, and Obama years but cannot stand to listen to this orange pile of excrement speak for more than 30 seconds.

I hate listening to him speak and am pretty selective about when I do. This seems like a speech I need to watch. We'll see if I can make it through. Wish me luck. 

[hayden_horn 11360]

We should have a drinking game. Preferably one that wont land us with acute alcohol poisoning. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

8 minutes ago, scottsins said:

 

Nancy will be in the Chamber, so she can’t really be the Designated Survivor.

 

I’m looking forward to some epic eye-rolls. 

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

6 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

We should have a drinking game. Preferably one that wont land us with acute alcohol poisoning. 

I've already started drinking. Are we going to have a SOTU live thread? (Never mind. I see we have one.)

Edited February 6, 2019 by WhatTheBuck

[jimmyjazz 45557]

No fucking way am I watching this.  It would just make me ragey.  I'll wait for the recap.

[jimmyjazz 45557]

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

We should have a drinking game. Preferably one that wont land us with acute alcohol poisoning. 

Take a drink when DOTUS tells the truth.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[Steamboat1874 4032]

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Take a drink when DOTUS tells the truth.

That is a good way to get sober.

[jimmyjazz 45557]

Just now, Steamboat1874 said:

That is a good way to get sober.

That's the premise of hayden's post.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[Chooky 13302]

Ain't watching shit. If y'all told me he opened with pyrotechnics I'd never be 100% sure it wasn't true. 

My only prediction is that he's gonna make a sympathy play by speaking directly to his children and apologizing on behalf of everyone else for being so nasty to them and how no president and their family have ever had to endure such viciousness. Some people will eat that shit up and his numbers will rise a few points and then a couple days later he'll shit his pants back to the mid thirties of approval. 

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[Blotto 23434]

12 minutes ago, retread said:

 

[David Dennison 18656]

Fix your tie, you slob.

[SubliminalHorn 6674]

His tie looks stupid

[SubliminalHorn 6674]

Who gives a shit about melanie, why does she need a standing ovation

[Larry T. Spider 1740]

If I’m at home I almost always watch. Skipping tonight. It’s not because I don’t care. It’s because no matter how terrible he is, he won’t lose a single supporter. What he says has become completely insignificant. 

[Biff Tannen 45494]

I just caught up on True Detective and am now on hold with Chase Card Services.  Much better than watching this nonsense.

[Captainant 27451]

Ok, the new congresswomen leading a "USA USA USA" chant is fucking excellent and I hate you if you think otherwise

edit: wrong thread lmao

Edited February 6, 2019 by Captainant

[Mdhorn 5911]

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

He can't read. The effort will prove insurmountable.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Basically,

We are kicking ass against the world

Minorities have a better employment rate than in history

Dems hate Jews

Dems love killing babies, Jewish or not

Illegal immigration hurts all LEGAL immigrants and minorities inparticular.

Socialism doesn’t work. Period. America will NEVER be a socialist 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Basically,

We are kicking ass against the world

Minorities have a better employment rate than in history

Dems hate Jews

Dems love killing babies, Jewish or not

Illegal immigration hurts all LEGAL immigrants and minorities inparticular.

Socialism doesn’t work. Period. America will NEVER be a socialist 

And yet you jog with a gun in this country because you are a giant fucking pussy who is terrified. You're a bigger pussy than the President. 

You should also visit the world for once.  In most advanced industrialized countries, trust fund kids jog unarmed. Funny how income equality does that.  

[DDD Dad 14251]

[jimmyjazz 45557]

I'll ignore the rest of your trollish spew, but I had to focus on this beauty:

21 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Dems hate Jews

 

Please explain how 64% of Jews hate Jews.  Show your work.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20344]

A friend of mine from Boquillas, Mexico sent this to me. This guy is my new hero.  Fuck Yer Wall, sung from the Rio Grande.
 

 

Edited February 6, 2019 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

chinga tu what?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20344]

4 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

chinga tu what?

Muro as in "el muro."