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I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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3 hours ago, F250 said:

 

1. That lady's reaction was hilarious.

2. I am pretty sure he is joking about germs not being real.

3. I would guess at least 20% of Surly doesn't wash their hands based on previous threads regarding bathroom etiquette.

I like to joke about it , but I still wash. Having kids has changed my perspective, so I’m not as squeamish though. 

 I had a co-worker who’s a germaphobe, and we happened to be in the bathroom at the same time. Just to bug him, I started to walk out without washing my hands.

He: You know, my parents and the Navy always emphasized washing your hands after using the bathroom.

Me: You know, the Army taught us not to piss on our hands.  

My finest hour as far as on-the-spot jokes.  

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16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The bots aren't even trying anymore. 

 

People are moving over to him and there is nothing you can do. Alot you freinds won't mention it, but they are voting for him.

To be fair, that sounds like some folks I grew up with in Kaufman County.  

They'd never entitle themselves "Leo Messi" however.  Stupid bot.  Should've named yourself Jimmy "Wide Load" Connor.

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30 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The bots aren't even trying anymore. 

 

People are moving over to him and there is nothing you can do. Alot you freinds won't mention it, but they are voting for him.

probably just a few more days to wait for the verified checkmark

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54 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I like to joke about it , but I still wash. Having kids has changed my perspective, so I’m not as squeamish though. 

 I had a co-worker who’s a germaphobe, and we happened to be in the bathroom at the same time. Just to bug him, I started to walk out without washing my hands.

He: You know, my parents and the Navy always emphasized washing your hands after using the bathroom.

Me: You know, the Army taught us not to piss on our hands.  

My finest hour as far as on-the-spot jokes.  

The importance of hand washing.

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Where the fuck is he going with the Iran shit?  

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

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Anyone else catch this deep dive last week into the history of US-Iran interaction?  I learned a lot.

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/08/692621057/bonus-how-the-cia-overthrew-irans-democracy-in-4-days

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11 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

you say that like it's a bad thing

Sounds like something an aggy cadet leader would tell a freshman.

"We are doing an elephant walk tonight. "

"Uh, you mean we have to hold each others dick?"

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

And that cadet leaders name was Rick Perry.

 

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5 minutes ago, F250 said:

Sounds like something an aggy cadet leader would tell a freshman.

"We are doing an elephant walk tonight. "

"Uh, you mean we have to hold each others dick?"

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

And that cadet leaders name was Rick Perry.

 

yuck.  i've heard of for ages but no clue what it meant.

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

Sounds like something an aggy cadet leader would tell a freshman.

"We are doing an elephant walk tonight. "

"Uh, you mean we have to hold each others dick?"

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

And that cadet leaders name was Rick Perry.

 

Is that really what that means?  I wonder if its good or bad if you get hard while being manhandled?  

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13 minutes ago, Lurch said:

[Cough]hugo[/Cough]
 

Lol, maybe a year or two ago.  Not so much now.   

It got to the point going down every connection made it easier to miss the big picture so it seemed pointless.  There are enough pieces publicly available to see the big picture and it’s really ugly. 

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