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I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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“Trump did not make a mistake. There are no mistakes.  He was speaking in code!  ‘Orange’ is a self-deprecating reference to Trump himself.  He is telegraphing that he, Donald J Trump, originated the investigation, because the real motivation has always been to bust a Satanic MS13 sex ring Democrats are running out of a Benghazi pizza parlor.  But every word, every syllable, and every letter have meaning.  Trump specifically used the plural ‘oranges’ because he did not act alone.  He of course initiated this investigation with the assistance of his faithful side kick,  the Syracuse University mascot.” /Q

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While today was especially dumb, I've learned, about 19 times in the last couple of years, not to state that "today is as dumb as it can get."  Instead I've learned to be grateful for dumb and appreciate that it's not yet dangerous.  Just dumb so far.  Danger is standing right behind me, isn't it?

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2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

While today was especially dumb, I've learned, about 19 times in the last couple of years, not to state that "today is as dumb as it can get."  Instead I've learned to be grateful for dumb and appreciate that it's not yet dangerous.  Just dumb so far.  Danger is standing right behind me, isn't it?

I'm convinced if dipshit was like, 'let's nuke Shithole country X', the powers that be will not follow orders.  Instead he will be given some predetermined excuse.  

 

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I'm convinced if dipshit was like, 'let's nuke Shithole country X', the powers that be will not follow orders.  Instead he will be given some predetermined excuse.  

 

I want to nuke El Salvador.

We can't, sir.

Why not?

The targeting systems are not yet compatible with Windows 10.  

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8 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

But Trump isn't hanging around the White House being a black coastal elite muslim Kenyan so it's OK.

So close. So very close. You left out radical black Christian revolutionary. We'll have to remove a point, but it's still a very good score.

 

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While today was especially dumb, I've learned, about 19 times in the last couple of years, not to state that "today is as dumb as it can get."  Instead I've learned to be grateful for dumb and appreciate that it's not yet dangerous.  Just dumb so far.  Danger is standing right behind me, isn't it?

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45 minutes ago, Chooky said:

While today was especially dumb, I've learned, about 19 times in the last couple of years, not to state that "today is as dumb as it can get."  Instead I've learned to be grateful for dumb and appreciate that it's not yet dangerous.  Just dumb so far.  Danger is standing right behind me, isn't it?

Today's dumb is tomorrow's smarter.

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4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The before:

 

The final seconds of that interview:

Q: "If you were to lose your fortune today, what would you do tomorrow ?"

A: "Maybe I'd run for president, I don't know."

 

Had he NOT lost his fortune, he probably wouldn't be POTUS today.  beholden.

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8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

God damn we elected the dumbest motherfucker possible.  I mean really, take a step back and look at what we did, objectively.  Donald Trump is president.  Donald fucking Trump.  What a god damn cartoon we've created.

And that is what I think whenever I see one of his fans post on here.   We elected the dumbest motherfucker possible, and that 40% of the rubes who believe his lies will follow him over a cliff, chanting "Lock her up!" until they hit the canyon floor.

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I'm convinced if dipshit was like, 'let's nuke Shithole country X', the powers that be will not follow orders.  Instead he will be given some predetermined excuse.  

 

We're sorry Mister President, but a female Black/Mexican Democrat judge has issued a court order blocking the launch.

Or... or...

OK Mister President, We just need to see your tax return for the secret final launch code.

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

It's a shame Betsy Devos wants to cancel the Special Olympics.  I think Trump could've medaled in something that doesn't require any athletic ability, like archery.

Trump couldn't draw a bow and who would want to be standing anywhere near him if did?

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7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

It's a shame Betsy Devos wants to cancel the Special Olympics.  I think Trump could've medaled in something that doesn't require any athletic ability, like archery.

 

Would have played out exactly how it played out when Cartman tried to fake disabilities in order to crush the Special Olympics, only to earn a special award for finishing last overall. 

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Trump claimed that the noise from wind turbines causes cancer:

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/04/trump-says-wind-turbine-noise-causes-cancer-it-does-not.html

To be fair, me listening to Trump say that gave me cancer. 

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11 hours ago, Continental Op said:

But Trump isn't hanging around the White House being a black coastal elite muslim Kenyan so it's OK.

Don't forget he is "anti-colonial".. remember when that was apparently a big thing?!

the tribalism within the chattering class on the Right has been completely exposed the last 2 years (if anyone had lingering doubts). 

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On 3/30/2019 at 3:48 PM, 4th&Five said:
Must’ve slept in. 

I must have slept in. Did he not have a GOP House and Senate his first two years?

He wants to create conflict. He had structural advantages in place to get things done his first two years, but he was either too lazy, too stupid, or the effort wouldn't favor his own personal interests.

He is a fraud.

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6 minutes ago, yoladu said:

 

I must have slept in. Did he not have a GOP House and Senate his first two years?

He wants to create conflict. He had structural advantages in place to get things done his first two years, but he was either too lazy, too stupid, or the effort wouldn't favor his own personal interests.

He is a fraud.

he is a fraud, for sure, but so is the republican party. 

he had the gop house and senate the first two years, but the tea party faction is not really interested in any sort of proper governance, rather they are more interested in burning everything down and compromise be damned on any topic.

as such, there could be no real compromise, on any issue. that is no way to run a government.

strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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23 minutes ago, yoladu said:

He wants to create conflict. He had structural advantages in place to get things done his first two years, but he was either too lazy, too stupid, or the effort wouldn't favor his own personal interests.

He is a fraud.

Why didn't everyone realize he's a fraud when he went bankrupt in the casino business?

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13 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. 

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3 minutes ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

This is the kind of record scratch that stops everyone from fighting, look at each other and say "WTF?" Supporters don't blink about the other lies 'cause libtears but these may make them stop and sow tiny seeds of doubt. One can hope anyway. 

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4 minutes ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

This is the kind of record scratch that stops everyone from fighting, look at each other and say "WTF?" Supporters don't blink about the other lies 'cause libtears but these may make them stop and sow tiny seeds of doubt. One can hope anyway. 

for me, the real record scratch is when trump, addressing congress critters directly, says something about how he doesn't like "how the votes are tallied."

i would like to think that there were some people in that room that were extremely uncomfortable with that kind of rhetoric.

i would like to think that.

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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

This is him preparing to save face when he doesn't close the border.  His advisors and other GOP politicians have likely been all over him about the border closure nonsense, but Trump can never admit he is wrong.  So what he is going to do is say that Mexico yielded to his desires so he no longer needs to close the border.

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50 minutes ago, yoladu said:

 

I must have slept in. Did he not have a GOP House and Senate his first two years?

He wants to create conflict. He had structural advantages in place to get things done his first two years, but he was either too lazy, too stupid, or the effort wouldn't favor his own personal interests.

He is a fraud.

That golf wasn't going to play itself those first two years. Also, all those Trump properties were in desperate need for a some taxpayer money to get them into the black. Priorities. 

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