Donald Trump 2019

[jimmyjazz 45,546]

Why would DOTUS care about California voters more than Texas voters?

[Fudge Nuggets 19,146]

Why hasn't dotard lowered the federal excise tax on gasoline?  WHY NOT DONE!!!

[AbeFroman 2,110]

See your future. Be...your future.  Make....make it.  Make your future.

I'm a veg, Danny.

 

[Brandywine 1,312]

7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Does this guy ever actually do any work? I hope every Republican gets voted out the next election for having no spine or soul.

[TexEx15 17,456]

4 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

There hasn’t been a President more in alignment with my views than this one.

And that tells us all we need to know.

[TexEx15 17,456]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Right in line with Icono’s values.

[Anastasis 23,393]

terroism sounds like either something really scary or a philosophy related to wine making. 

[BLKNSTY 289]

God knows what is inside his cold charcoal briquette of a heart. 

Meth. Definitely fucking meth.


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[henrygandorf 29,174]

20 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

terroism sounds like either something really scary or a philosophy related to wine making. 

he clearly meant "tarot-ism".  those cards tell the future, dude.

he's just bad at spelling.

[TexEx15 17,456]

 

[henrygandorf 29,174]

9 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

What in the holy hell? 

hold on.  i just realized this statement is in quotes and this leaves me more confused.  i just assumed he was talking about himself in the 3rd person, which is only something he does a couple dozen times a day.  also recently he thanked himself in the 3rd person, "thank you president trump!" which i personally have never seen anyone do.

but is he creating a quote and calling himself the chief hostage negotiator, usa, or is there a real "chief hostage negotiator, usa" (would make for cool business cards) who trump claims actually said this?

i know the punchline was the spelling error, but this has me interested for other reasons now.

[hayden_horn 11,360]

7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

hold on.  i just realized this statement is in quotes and this leaves me more confused.  i just assumed he was talking about himself in the 3rd person, which is only something he does a couple dozen times a day.  also recently he thanked himself in the 3rd person, "thank you president trump!" which i personally have never seen anyone do.

but is he creating a quote and calling himself the chief hostage negotiator, usa, or is there a real "chief hostage negotiator, usa" (would make for cool business cards) who trump claims actually said this?

i know the punchline was the spelling error, but this has me interested for other reasons now.

yeah, so a quick perusal of google would indicate to me that he's supposedly quoting some unnamed government official. or the voices in his head. one of those two things.

[henrygandorf 29,174]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

yeah, so a quick perusal of google would indicate to me that he's supposedly quoting some unnamed government official. or the voices in his head. one of those two things. these are pretty much the same thing to him.

sounds right.

[henrygandorf 29,174]

19 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

yeah, so a quick perusal of google would indicate to me that he's supposedly quoting some unnamed government official. or the voices in his head. one of those two things.

can we please take a step back and imagine a scenario where there is a man whose business card literally says, "chief hostage negotiator, usa" on it (instead of whatever the real guy's title is)?  maybe he has a quiet desk job in a classified location, almost like witness protection.  even his family thinks he's an insurance adjuster or something.  but he's only wheeled out and put into action when a supervillain type is threatening the world.  like, he only gets the call if "the world needs saving."  i'm picturing will ferrell.

now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to call my agent.

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Spoiler

 

[henrygandorf 29,174]

9 minutes ago, retread said:

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eerie coincidence.

[Eskimohorn 5,613]

Spoiler
 

I guess they have fast food joints in Charlottesville.

[RPM 26,215]

57 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

can we please take a step back and imagine a scenario where there is a man whose business card literally says, "chief hostage negotiator, usa" on it (instead of whatever the real guy's title is)?  maybe he has a quiet desk job in a classified location, almost like witness protection.  even his family thinks he's an insurance adjuster or something.  but he's only wheeled out and put into action when a supervillain type is threatening the world.  like, he only gets the call if "the world needs saving."  i'm picturing will ferrell.

now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to call my agent.

and that man's name... Kris Kyle

[Brisketexan 104,556]

Reminds me of this dude, who remains my gotdamn hero:

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,806]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Reminds me of this dude, who remains my gotdamn hero:

I sat next to him on a flight once.  He’s lying about the low carbon emission part.

[Brisketexan 104,556]

I sat next to him on a flight once.  He’s lying about the low carbon emission part.

Well, I mean, a good salesman has a LITTLE puffery in his pitch.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

3 hours ago, AbeFroman said:

See your future. Be...your future.  Make....make it.  Make your future.

I'm a veg, Danny.

 

So you're saying we've got to win this next hole election?

[woohorn 1,131]

 

He's all set now that Ds control the House.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,546]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

can we please take a step back and imagine a scenario where there is a man whose business card literally says, "chief hostage negotiator, usa" on it (instead of whatever the real guy's title is)?  maybe he has a quiet desk job in a classified location, almost like witness protection.  even his family thinks he's an insurance adjuster or something.  but he's only wheeled out and put into action when a supervillain type is threatening the world.  like, he only gets the call if "the world needs saving."  i'm picturing will ferrell.

now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to call my agent.

 the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

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Somebody tweet Guangbiao's card to Trump. We need some weekend entertainment.

[jw4381 3,063]

34 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

So you're saying we've got to win this next hole election?

This is how you username. 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

Spoiler
 

What the hell! Do they not like room temperature Big Macs?

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

This is how you username. 

Thanks but that was me being Ty. That said, “Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.”

[jw4381 3,063]

Yes, it is known. I just thought it was awesome.

[4th&Five 41,457]

 

[Revolution512 1,480]

https://issuesinsights.com/2019/04/26/once-again-trumps-economy-beats-the-experts/

Solid supply side policies. Now end the fucking trade war 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

The President of the United States defended the Confederacy today while simultaneously accusing his Justice Department of a seditious overthrow. 

Edited April 27, 2019 by Hugo Stiglitz

[WhatTheBuck 28,705]

30 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

https://issuesinsights.com/2019/04/26/once-again-trumps-economy-beats-the-experts/

Solid supply side policies. Now end the fucking trade war 

Hillary wouldve inherited Obama's healthy and expanding economy too. She wouldn't have cut taxes on the rich, she wouldn't have record trade deficits, she wouldn't be paying billions to farmers to pacify them for the losses they incurred because of her ill conceived trade war. I see no reason to assume the economy wouldn't be just as healthy under a second Clinton presidency. The first was the most fiscally responsible in my adult lifetime. What Trump says to the contrary is just his typical bullshit. 

[Horn Dog 9,671]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Looks like Dotards little mushroom is about to make a very important announcement 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

......and you may ask yourself, this is not my big beautiful White House. And you may ask yourself, this is not my model wife......

[Revolution512 1,480]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Hillary wouldve inherited Obama's healthy and expanding economy too. She wouldn't have cut taxes on the rich, she wouldn't have record trade deficits, she wouldn't be paying billions to farmers to pacify them for the losses they incurred because of her ill conceived trade war. I see no reason to assume the economy wouldn't be just as healthy under a second Clinton presidency. The first was the most fiscally responsible in my adult lifetime. What Trump says to the contrary is just his typical bullshit. 

That’s a lot of words to miss the point.

[David Dennison 18,651]

2 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

https://issuesinsights.com/2019/04/26/once-again-trumps-economy-beats-the-experts/

Solid supply side policies. Now end the fucking trade war 

Voodoo economics is garbage. The coming recession will prove it. Again.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,146]

6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

[HenryJames 65,886]

9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45,491]

8 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

......and you may ask yourself, this is not my big beautiful White House. And you may ask yourself, this is not my model wife......

Same as it ever was. 

[HenryJames 65,886]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,409]

Trumps doesn’t even attempt to be the President for everyone.  Has Murray attacked Trump?  Any reason that Trump shouldn’t congratulate all players who worked hard to put themselves in a position to succeed?  Nope, just got congratulate the guy that supported him.  F everyone else.   

[atomheartbevo 89,407]

10 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trumps doesn’t even attempt to be the President for everyone.  Has Murray attacked Trump?  Any reason that Trump shouldn’t congratulate all players who worked hard to put themselves in a position to succeed?  Nope, just got congratulate the guy that supported him.  F everyone else.   

Ironic that Bosa attacked Koepernick, given that Bosa is a fucking Guinea.  

[Francisco 2.0 32,318]

40 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trumps doesn’t even attempt to be the President for everyone.  Has Murray attacked Trump?  Any reason that Trump shouldn’t congratulate all players who worked hard to put themselves in a position to succeed?  Nope, just got congratulate the guy that supported him.  F everyone else.   

Well, er.

[Bojack 2,073]

Trump has a long history of hating short people. There's probably a better tweet for the occasion. 

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/28/trump-might-have-renominated-yellen-for-fed-if-she-wasnt-so--short.html

https://www.thedailybeast.com/report-trump-thought-corker-was-too-short-to-be-secretary-of-state

 

[Francisco 2.0 32,318]

Hell, he can tweet the 2nd pick of the draft, but he can't even tweet a happy bday to his wife (who's bday was yesterday).

 

 

 

Or Barron's birthday:

 

 

Edited April 27, 2019 by Francisco 2.0

[jimmyjazz 45,546]

38 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Well, er.

No kidding.  It's not like it's obvious or anything.  I'm surprised he didn't drop the same on Daniel Jones.

[ChiTownDoc 21,098]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Ironic that Bosa attacked Koepernick, given that Bosa is a fucking Guinea.  

Bosa is gonna get his in SF.  Trump just added to the BS he will have to  deal with.  

[Mole 4,320]

Wait, people see Trump not congratulating the Ewok as a bad thing? That’s probably the wisest and most endearing decision he’s made since skipping the French WWI ceremony that he had no business attending.

 

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

12 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

How the hell is he not tipping over?