Donald Trump 2019

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

Man Trump must get tired taking all these victory laps. He's overriding his original budget proposal (cost savings attempt) to decommission the Truman. Once again, he's been schooled that he sucks at budget proposals, be it defense, education or Special Olympics. Good Job! Good Effort Trump!

 

 

 

p.s. NO COLLUSION. NO OBSTRUCTION

Fucking idiot.

[jimmyjazz 45,430]

8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

That is a pretty wide stance.

ISWYDT

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

25 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Man Trump must get tired taking all these victory laps. He's overriding his original budget proposal (cost savings attempt) to decommission the Truman. Once again, he's been schooled that he sucks at budget proposals, be it defense, education or Special Olympics. Good Job! Good Effort Trump!

 

 

 

p.s. NO COLLUSION. NO OBSTRUCTION

Fucking idiot.

As has been said, Trump is the arsonist who pretends to be a hero for putting out his own fires.  Usually after the house has already burned down. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

18 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

As has been said, Trump is the arsonist who pretends to be a hero for putting out his own fires.  Usually after the house has already burned down. 

What if the arsonist doesn’t actually know they burned down the house?

i can’t imagine trump has any pulse on what’s in his budget outside of ‘overturn anything Obama did’ and ‘make it suck for brown and black people.’

[Biff Tannen 45,439]

11 hours ago, retread said:

 

Good trolling, yes, but also 100% FUCKING ACCURATE if this is the world we now live in.

[Fozzz 152]

lol actually Nancy these people are indeed above the law

 

 

[Mo Horn 8,779]

15 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

lol actually Nancy these people are indeed above the law

 

 

So are they going to start impeachment proceedings for Barr? This may actually be a decent strategy politically. More upside than impeaching a President and puts a strain in him. Although it won't matter because the Senate will never convict. 

[4th&Five 41,444]

Another one bites the dust. 

 

[Jograves 357]

Didn't Moore just say he was still in it like 30 minutes ago? Shit moves fast. 

[mchookem 15,883]

that guy is painful to watch, tries to be funny and engaging and is just awkward and dorky

[Skyline 325]

Frankly if your provider is willing to deny anybody for personal reasons, that should be a huge red flag. 

Trump also is ok with adoption agencies denying applicants if they're LGBTQ. 

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

48 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Another one bites the dust. 

 

Moral victory! 

[Brandywine 1,311]

32 minutes ago, Skyline said:

Frankly if your provider is willing to deny anybody for personal reasons, that should be a huge red flag. 

Trump also is ok with adoption agencies denying applicants if they're LGBTQ. 

Stephen Miller getting the job done. I now believe in reincarnation. He has to be Herr Hitler coming back to life. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Another one bites the dust. 

 

Wasn’t Moore the one trying convince us we had inflation because some commodity prices went up because of Dotard’s trade war? That guy, right?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,355]

[Native Horn 3,476]

I would pay A LOT of $ to see Dotard bowl.  

[henrygandorf 29,169]

does he think it's called "the president's house"?  because he didn't think it had a name last month.

[Blotto 23,366]

16 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

I would pay A LOT of $ to see Dotard Melanie Melania bowl. ......nude

 

[Brisketexan 104,234]

That TV should totally say "This is not Nam.  This is bowling.  There are rules."

[RPM 26,167]

I'm glad they didn't do anything gaudy.

Before Trump:

After Trump:

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

I'm claustrophobic just thinking about that place.

[DDD Dad 14,144]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Where's Bert?

[Brisketexan 104,234]

Three TVs.  THREE.  The man may be the biggest TV addict I've ever seen.

[DDD Dad 14,144]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Three TVs.  THREE.  The man may be the biggest TV addict I've ever seen.

Looks like four to me.

[Brisketexan 104,234]

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

Looks like four to me.

I think the one closest to the camera barely in the picture is the electronic scorepad.  I'm sure it's rigged to show a strike for every ball Dotard rolls.  He's our very own Kim Jong Un.

Edited May 2, 2019 by Brisketexan

[RPM 26,167]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

I'm sure it's rigged to show a strike for every ball Dotard rolls. 

I wouldn't put it past them to have some magnetic setup where nobody can get a strike except Dotard and all his pins fall before the ball gets there.

[DDD Dad 14,144]

I think the one closest to the camera barely in the picture is the electronic scorepad.  I'm sure it's rigged to show a strike for every ball Dotard rolls.  He's our very own Kim Jong Un.

[Brisketexan 104,234]

Dammit.  I always sucked at the "find the differences" thing in the funny pages.

Also, this is apparently a real thing:

[DDD Dad 14,144]

How many alleys are there?  One for staffers and one for the family?

Edit: Google is your friend.  Apparently the two lane alley is in the Eisenhower Building.

Bowling alley history

Edited May 2, 2019 by DDD Dad

[Bama Chick 28,596]

lol That picture of his face on the bowling ball has been so Facetuned.

He really, truly is a mean, ugly, fat girl trapped in the body of a mean, ugly, fat man.

[jimmyjazz 45,430]

I'd pay good money for a custom Trump ball sized so the holes were drilled through his eyes and mouth. 

I have no idea why that sounds funny to me.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Ewwww you want to finger Donald Trump????

I mean, whatever cranks your tractor but I’m pretty sure there’s something in the bible that says “Thou shall not finger fuck an orange ass”.

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

I'd even pay a decent amount to watch the Melania body doubles bowl.

[Brisketexan 104,234]

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd pay good money for a custom Trump ball sized so the holes were drilled through his eyes and mouth. 

I have no idea why that sounds funny to me.

I have a fat thumb.  And even my fat thumb would rattle around in a scale-size hole drilled to match the actual size of Trump's piehole.

[Brisketexan 104,234]

15 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Ewwww you want to finger Donald Trump????

I mean, whatever cranks your tractor but I’m pretty sure there’s something in the bible that says “Thou shall not finger fuck an orange ass”.

Quote

'When anyone touches anything unclean, whether human uncleanness, or an unclean animal, or any unclean detestable thing, and eats of the flesh of the sacrifice of peace offerings which belong to the LORD, that person shall be cut off from his people.'"

Think Leviticus has you covered.

[Player 4,575]

3 hours ago, Native Horn said:

I would pay A LOT of $ to see Dotard bowl.  

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Dammit.  I always sucked at the "find the differences" thing in the funny pages.

Also, this is apparently a real thing:

[Tyler Durden 132]

There is no way he bowls and the above post is only one of the reasons.  

[WhatTheBuck 28,696]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Ewwww you want to finger Donald Trump????

I mean, whatever cranks your tractor but I’m pretty sure there’s something in the bible that says “Thou shall not finger fuck an orange ass”.

He keeps getting fingered but no one makes him pay for his crimes. 

[Native Horn 3,476]

Well clearly, he's got a 301 average in league play.  

[HornOnTheBayou 8,875]

So we're just pretending like the Muslim ban never happened? 

[Skyline 325]

 

[lemonlime 5,503]

16 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

So we're just pretending like the Muslim ban never happened? 

Um, they're brown.  So it doesn't count.

[RPM 26,167]

16 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

So we're just pretending like the Muslim ban never happened? 

What you have to understand is there's only 1 religion. Everything else is just heresy.

[BrickHorn 18,134]

50 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

So we're just pretending like the Muslim ban never happened? 

And are you just pretending that Christians are not the most oppressed minority group in America?  

[troph 24,499]

And are you just pretending that Christians are not the most oppressed minority group in America?  

Jesus Christ.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

26 minutes ago, troph said:

Jesus Christ.

See?

[achooloco 1,060]

Think troph and Texas 15 need to recalibrate sarcasm meters...

[Mo Horn 8,779]

Just a normal Thursday

Edited May 3, 2019 by Mo Horn

[WhatTheBuck 28,696]

1 hour ago, troph said:

Jesus Christ.

He was an oppressed Jew, not an oppressed Christian. 

[TexArcher 37,414]

19 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Just a normal Thursday

Holy shit.