Donald Trump 2019

[jimmyjazz 46079]

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Twitter is eroding your intelligence. Now there’s data to prove it.

*there are

#raiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

55 minutes ago, UncleCharlie said:

If we're going on a grave pissing tour, can we stop at McTurtle's first please?

He is the one that can actually destroy our country and still might.

I had planned to take a shit on his.  

[tx 3 putt 77314]

lulz@freedom gas

 

that's just not right 

[Anastasis 23481]

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

*there are

#raiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I am quite dogmatic myself that data are plural. However I think it is generally accepted in literary circles that data can be singular or plural.  They are of course wrong. But none the less. The guardian style guide, for example. https://www.theguardian.com/guardian-observer-style-guide-d 

Edited May 31, 2019 by Anastasis

[jimmyjazz 46079]

I'm pretty sure if you're writing a headline about intelligence you should probably stick to the more widely accepted historical norm.  I know you agree.

I'm an Oxford comma, two-space guy as well.  55 and counting.  No going back.

[Brisketexan 105251]

What I know is that I will take multiple shits on turtle’s grave. Before I leave the site, I will have shat most prodigiously.

My grammar will be impeccable. My defecation will not be.

[Anastasis 23481]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure if you're writing a headline about intelligence you should probably stick to the more widely accepted historical norm.  I know you agree.

I'm an Oxford comma, two-space guy as well. 55 and counting.  No going back.

Oxford comma, fucking yes. Rolling eyes at double sentence spacing. Let's all act like we are working on 1970s typewriters with fixed fonts. 

[Red Five 40881]

So he's inforcing a tariff in an attempt to curtail people fleeing Mexico, yet he's bragging on how the tariffs against China are destroying the infrastructure of said country causing their residents to flee? His nex book is going to be amazing. 

He even said that some Chinese are coming to America, and that’s good. Which is odd, because I thought we were full.

[jimmyjazz 46079]

1970s typewriters with fixed fonts are my jam.  #editorschoolpaper2years

[jimmyjazz 46079]

Just now, Red Five said:

He even said that some Chinese are coming to America, and that’s good. Which is odd, because I thought we were full.

Well, they tend to run on the small side.

[Bookman 4639]

9 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Rush Limbaugh is a symptom. We, the electorate, are the disease,

Just the 63,000,000 who voted for Trump.

[Bruh Man 3160]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19211]

4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Oxford comma, fucking yes. Rolling eyes at double sentence spacing. Let's all act like we are working on 1970s typewriters with fixed fonts. 

Wait, there are people that don’t double space after a sentence?  Fucking savages. 

[horncyclist 1391]

America's going to end up just like one of Trump's businesses. MAGAfucks will think this is a good thing. It's not. 

[Jack Straw 2954]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Wait, there are people that don’t double space after a sentence?  

Indeed.  It’s the same group of people who wear skinny jeans, have Civil War Confederate General throat beards, drink cold brew by the gallon, and ruin the world with electric scooters. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19211]

17 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

Indeed.  It’s the same group of people who wear skinny jeans, have Civil War Confederate General throat beards, drink cold brew by the gallon, and ruin the world with electric scooters. 

And are prone to indulging in avocado toast.

[DigglerontheHoof 21212]

5 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

 

So the guy being left out of the conversation?  Okaaaay.  Also, Trump has a jealous. 

 

And

<-------- #teamdoublespace

Edited May 31, 2019 by DigglerontheHoof

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

Is this a hold my beer moment for Trump and is that good or bad? Does Vegas have odds on Huckabeef getting shot out of a cannon?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Maybe John Bolton gets zip tied to the drainage grate of a slaughterhouse and drowned in the blood of cattle? 

(Veep reference) 

[Blotto 23567]

When your life as a North Korean diplomat apparently depends on successful negotiations, it can't be a heartening sign to look across the table and see that bloated, orange buffoon. I'd probably start by drafting a joint statement mutually decrying Hillary, Obama, and presidential candidates of low IQ, and finish  up by agreeing to pay for a wall on the Korean border. After that, Trump would sign any fucking document you want dealing with those missile thingies.

[Message Board User 12395]

Never forget.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[jimmyjazz 46079]

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Does Vegas have odds on Huckabeef getting shot out of a cannon?

It would have to be |<---------------------------->| this big:

[DigglerontheHoof 21212]

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It would have to be |<---------------------------->| this big:

German railroad gun would be required

[Anastasis 23481]

5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Wait, there are people that don’t double space after a sentence?  Fucking savages. 

 

3 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

Indeed.  It’s the same group of people who wear skinny jeans, have Civil War Confederate General throat beards, drink cold brew by the gallon, and ruin the world with electric scooters. 

You are both wrong and antiquated. Wasting your life away with unnecessary punctuation. 

[Native Horn 3510]

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

1970s typewriters with fixed fonts are my jam.  #editorschoolpaper2years

And Mrs. Britton, my 7th grade typing teacher at Lamar Junior High (go Scotties!) is in agreement.  Back straight, wrists up, begin!

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

18 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

You are both wrong and antiquated. Wasting your life away with unnecessary punctuation. 

It makes you wonder what other things from the early-90’s they’re still doing? Making turkey jerky on the Ronco Food Dehydrator, fellas?

[Bama Chick 28596]

Well, the iPhone automatically inserts a period when you double space at the end of a sentence, so not that antiquated.

Team Double Space and Oxford Comma 4 Lyfe

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

Well, the iPhone automatically inserts a period when you double space at the end of a sentence, so not that antiquated.

Team Double Space and Oxford Comma 4 Lyfe

You’re double spacing at the end of a sentence? 

I am raging right now.

[Anastasis 23481]

17 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Well, the iPhone automatically inserts a period when you double space at the end of a sentence, so not that antiquated.

Team Double Space and Oxford Comma 4 Lyfe

iOS turns a double space entry into a period followed by a single space. The phone accounts for the poor typography of luddites automagically.  

Edited May 31, 2019 by Anastasis

[wildcat09 29376]

Don't you fucks make me join #teamAnastasis.

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

19 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Well, the iPhone automatically inserts a period when you double space at the end of a sentence, so not that antiquated.

Team Double Space and Oxford Comma 4 Lyfe

It inserts a period. And a single space. 

[Anastasis 23481]

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Don't you fucks make me join #teamAnastasis.

 

[Junior Miller 1502]

14 hours ago, horn4life said:

So no need to say anything more than our President is a liar and a felon (unindicted co-conspirator).  And we wonder how so many people we thought were principled embrace Trump despite the clear truth of his wrong doings.  We honestly thought our friends on the R side of the aisle had some degree of non-hypocrisy in their prior criticisms of Obama's Presidency.  NOT ONE OF THEIR PRIOR CRITICISMS was based on principles... it was and is always politics for the GOP. 

I used to honestly believe that the vast Majority of the GOP would put the country first.  Clearly from a budget, debt, legislative, moral, and principled point of view this is simply not the case.

 

You just now saw that?

Have you been a fucking moron for the last 40 years? 

[henrygandorf 29194]

2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

You are both wrong and antiquated. Wasting your life away with unnecessary punctuation. 

waking up to find i'm on the other side of this is a great way to start my day.

double space after a period is fucking muscle memory.  i don't have a choice.

[conVINCEd 21469]

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

waking up to find i'm on the other side of this is a great way to start my day.

double space after a period is fucking muscle memory.  i don't have a choice.

You’re not on the wrong side.  Period.  Two spaces.

[jimmyjazz 46079]

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

waking up to find i'm on the other side of this is a great way to start my day.

double space after a period is fucking muscle memory.  i don't have a choice.

Yeah, I'd have to train my right pinky finger to hit the backspace key, because I'm sure never gonna get my right thumb to not double-tap.  That isn't gonna happen.

[Anastasis 23481]

4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

You’re not on the wrong side.  Period.  Two spaces.

Almost every single modern style guide disagrees with you.

7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

double space after a period is fucking muscle memory.

I will still inadvertently mix a wasted space in every once in a while. 

[wildcat09 29376]

Buncha damned luddites. You probably all use Courier too.

[Red Five 40881]

Team single space.

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

9 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

 

Trump must be full of despot envy.  Being able to kill an underling to scapegoat them for your own failures?  Now THAT'S a country which knows how to treat Dear Leader.

[henrygandorf 29194]

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Team single space.

this debate has a chance to be the biggest hot-button-divisive-issue this community has faced since the hotness ranking of any photo featuring 3 or more women.

#team jt til i die

[Anastasis 23481]

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 #team jt til i die

[elfenix 34331]

24 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Trump must be full of despot envy.  Being able to kill an underling to scapegoat them for your own failures?  Now THAT'S a country which knows how to treat Dear Leader.

did they find a general with tiny hands in order to flatter trump?

[jimmyjazz 46079]

23 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

this debate has a chance to be the biggest hot-button-divisive-issue this community has faced since the hotness ranking of any photo featuring 3 or more women.

#team jt til i die

I never even understood the damn argument.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

29 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Trump must be full of despot envy.  Being able to kill an underling to scapegoat them for your own failures?  Now THAT'S a country which knows how to treat Dear Leader.

Its crazy that this assclown gets votes from military personnel.  Saluting NK generals, dishonoring McCain and disrespecting the sailors on his namesake boat, and wishing Japan a Happy Memorial Day.  Obama would have been rightfully destroyed for even one of those things had he done them.

[Message Board User 12395]

 

[henrygandorf 29194]

not sure where to put this, but cuomo had kimberly guilfoyle on last night, and as per usual when he has on someone like this, it was entertaining.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2019/05/31/cnn_chris_cuomo_vs_kimberly_guilfoyle_mueller_never_used_the_word_guilty_like_starr.html

entire segment in on youtube (first 12-13 minutes is the interview) so i can embed:

 

[TornACL 7722]

1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Trump must be full of despot envy.  Being able to kill an underling to scapegoat them for your own failures?  Now THAT'S a country which knows how to treat Dear Leader.

One of the top 10 displays of Trump's dumbassery. The guy literally has no idea what he's doing in any scenario unless it involves lying, or yelling at clouds during pep rallies.

Also, he's so fucking fat that his fucking tie is just about pointing to 4 o clock. Fat slob. 

[threesheets 1674]

Guilfoyle is one ugly bitch.