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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is there nobody on staff who can gently guide him to something that might actually fail to accentuate the very worst aspects of his physique?

In fairness, I'm not sure what they could recommend that would hide his gut, tits, turkey neck, spray-tanned face, and clown hair all at the same time.

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I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Damn.

I mean, damn.  Is there nobody on staff who can gently guide him to something that might actually fail to accentuate the very worst aspects of his physique?  Are they just setting him up for laughs at this point?

Man, y'all don't understand him. That fashion move speaks DIRECTLY to his base, and is pure 'murica.

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29 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

The Princess Royal is not listening to any of Jared’s shit.

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"You see, I didn't read the subject line and I quit reading the body before they mentioned Russia. And the whole birth certificate deal was like forever ago. That was like before they even had the kitten snapchat filter deal. Anyhoo, have you all ever thought about investing in Manhattan real estate?" 

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12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

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I love that photo, because that's pretty much who I went to high school with.  We have a couple of "back in MY day" glory-amplifying football dudes (one of whom made honorable mention All-District when the rival everyone knew was gonna go to K-State on a full ride blew out his knee in 2-a-days, letting everyone else slide up one position on the totem pole), we have the cheerleader who everyone knew would get fat (and she did), we have her friend who always let said neo-fat cheerleader tag along because she made her look good, and who frankly still looks kinda good but she's too embarrassed to be in the shot so she's turned her back on the camera, and finally we have the "but I have a black friend how could I be racist" who they cropped out of the photo.

'Murica.

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Make it stop.
 

Standard protocol: 

"Mr. POTUS, we need to review your previous interactions with <head of state X>, including gifts you have given, so that you may speak freely and without misunderstanding".

"Nah, I got this."

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In fairness, I'm not sure what they could recommend that would hide his gut, tits, turkey neck, spray-tanned face, and clown hair all at the same time.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Damn.

I mean, damn.  Is there nobody on staff who can gently guide him to something that might actually fail to accentuate the very worst aspects of his physique?  Are they just setting him up for laughs at this point?

How the hell are they not at least hemming his pants properly?  JFC, I can afford a better tailor.

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George Nader, member of transition team, indicted by the feds for child porn, per WaPo. 

 

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After pleading guilty to child porn charges in 1991.

In August 2016, Nader met with Donald Trump Jr. at Trump Tower offering assistance to his father's presidential campaign. Nader served as an envoy representing Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince and de facto ruler Mohammad bin Salman and Mohammed bin Zayed Al Nahyan, the Crown Prince of the Emirate of Abu Dhabi. The meeting included Blackwater founder Erik Prince again and Joel Zamel, an Israeli specialist in social media manipulation.

Nader attended a December 2016 meeting in New York between the United Arab Emirates (UAE) officials and president-elect Donald Trump's associates Jared Kushner, Michael Flynn, and Steve Bannon.[6] In January 2017 he was at a meeting on the Seychelles islands between the Emiratis and Erik Prince, and was present when Prince met with officials from the UAE and Kirill Dmitriev, head of state-run Russian Direct Investment Fund.

Working with Republican fundraiser Elliott Broidy in 2017, Nader funded a conference criticizing Qatar that was hosted by the Foundation for Defense of Democracies. At the time Nader and Broidy were pushing the White House to remove Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, whom the Saudis and Emiratis saw as insufficiently tough on Iran and Qatar.

Nader has been charged with crimes involving the sexual exploitation of minors, and convicted of several of them. A 1985 charge of receiving from the Netherlands films and magazines depicting pre and post-pubescent boys engaged in sexual acts, was dismissed due to an invalid search warrant. A federal court in Virginia in 1991 gave him a six-month sentence on a felony charge of transporting from Germany pornographic videotapes of boys about 13 or 14 years old. Prosecutors agreed to put the case under seal "due to the extremely sensitive nature of Mr. Nader’s work in the Middle East.

In 2003, he was convicted in Prague, Czech Republic for sexually abusing 10 boys, for which he served one year in prison. A spokesperson of the court told press that the crimes occurred between 1999 and 2002. In one case, at his room in Hilton Prague Hotel, he requested oral sex from a 14-year-old boy and after he refused, Nader masturbated in front of him, paying him 2,000 koruna.

BUT ANTHONY WEINER! BUT CREEPY JOE BIDEN! BUT UNDERGROUND PIZZA PARLOR RAPE FACTORY!

 

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2 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

There's got to be an appropriate Downton Abbey or Gosford Park or the Queen still to photoshop this guy into.

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Just look at the difference in the tailcoats -- Trump's vest extends a solid 6 inches below the cut of the jacket.  It's absurd.  This would be better:

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I was thinking more “Get Out 2”.
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Ivanka gave the choristers at Westminster Abbey quite the show today. Put on a slip, skank. And her hat looks like a melted uterus.
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THESE FACES

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He looks like he’s just sharted and his hands look extra tiny.

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QE2 three some jewel shade. The tiara is the Burmese Ruby Tiara and the 97 rubies were a wedding gift from the people of Burma. In their culture rubies are worn to protect the wearer from evil and disease. She needed it with this bunch.

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The Duchess of Cornwall wants to kill them all and retire with a vodka gimlet.

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I guess Lara is pregnant? Her dress needs a hoik and her hair looks sloppy. Tiffany looks like she’s gained weight, her dress is unflattering, looks cheap, wrong color for the season, and she also has messy hair. LOL Trump. WTF Ivanka??? A fucking formal shirtdress? For a state dinner with The Queen? She looks like a drag June Cleaver.

And look at all the grifters who tagged along. And apparently Mnuchin’s wife Louise wore a gotdamn tiara. Which is such a big no no if you are with royalty and aren’t actually royal.

Sec. Mnuchin
Melania Trump
Eric Trump
Dan Scavino
Stephanie Grisham
Sarah Sanders
Steven Miller
Mick Mulvaney
Louise Linton
Donald Trump Jr.
Lara Trump
Jared Kushner
Tiffany Trump
Ivanka Trump
Kellyanne Conway
John Bolton

God, the whole thing is so tacky and embarrassing.

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20 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I was thinking more “Get Out 2”.
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Ivanka gave the choristers at Westminster Abbey quite the show today. Put on a slip, skank. And her hat looks like a melted uterus.
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THESE FACES

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He looks like he’s just sharted and his hands look extra tiny.

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QE2 three some jewel shade. The tiara is the Burmese Ruby Tiara and the 97 rubies were a wedding gift from the people of Burma. In their culture rubies are worn to protect the wearer from evil and disease. She needed it with this bunch.

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The Duchess of Cornwall wants to kill them all and retire with a vodka gimlet.

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I guess Lara is pregnant? Her dress needs a hoik and her hair looks sloppy. Tiffany looks like she’s gained weight, her dress is unflattering, looks cheap, wrong color for the season, and she also has messy hair. LOL Trump. WTF Ivanka??? A fucking formal shirtdress? For a state dinner with The Queen? She looks like a drag June Cleaver.

And look at all the grifters who tagged along. And apparently Mnuchin’s wife Louise wore a gotdamn tiara. Which is such a big no no if you are with royalty and aren’t actually royal.

Sec. Mnuchin
Melania Trump
Eric Trump
Dan Scavino
Stephanie Grisham
Sarah Sanders
Steven Miller
Mick Mulvaney
Louise Linton
Donald Trump Jr.
Lara Trump
Jared Kushner
Tiffany Trump
Ivanka Trump
Kellyanne Conway
John Bolton

God, the whole thing is so tacky and embarrassing.

Well that’s the Trump White House, tacky and embarrassing.

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2 hours ago, lemonlime said:

How the hell are they not at least hemming his pants properly?  JFC, I can afford a better tailor.

For someone that openly has bragged how much money he has, he just oozes shittastic taste.

Men's Warehouse would have done a better job of dressing this narwhal.

 

 

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QE2 three some jewel shade. The tiara is the Burmese Ruby Tiara and the 97 rubies were a wedding gift from the people of Burma. In their culture rubies are worn to protect the wearer from evil and disease. She needed it with this bunch.

 

Trump doesn't need any rubies.  Just rubles.  

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