Donald Trump 2019

[Underdog 28,808]

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

if they lose he’ll take to Twitter to shit on Team USA. 

water is wet, OU sux, all those kinds of things. 

[Francisco 2.0 32,432]

17 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Pretty sure his next to move is to just shit on soccer as a whole

Eh, the #MAGA crowd already thinks it's a socialist sport so they will cheer.

[henrygandorf 29,197]

it's one thing for the raptors or warriors to turn him down (but what about black unemployment numbers, owners??).  it's yet another for a u.s. team.  this could get good.

[RPM 26,368]

It's just soccer. I hear some people call it football, but it's not real football, it's just soccer. Plus it's girls, who wants to wanch a bunch of low iq ugly women that look nothing like my beautiful daughter Ivanka, that's a real woman. That's something you desire, I mean can't you just imagine? I know I can, but not those soccer girls. Plus I hear their ratings are horrible.

[Nolacycling 893]

I think Carter did an interview w/Playboy and admitted to "lusting in his mind". Last century that stuff didn't go over well.

[BLKNSTY 289]

If the women’s team can pull it off, definitelyyyy gonna cop a rapinoe jersey.

but not a minute before damnit.

[henrygandorf 29,197]

4 minutes ago, BLKNSTY said:

If the women’s team can pull it off, definitelyyyy gonna cop a rapinoe jersey.

to go with your uss mccain hat?

[DDD Dad 14,364]

16 minutes ago, RPM said:

It's just soccer. I hear some people call it football, but it's not real football, it's just soccer. Plus it's girls, who wants to wanch a bunch of low iq ugly women that look nothing like my beautiful daughter Ivanka, that's a real woman. That's something you desire, I mean can't you just imagine? I know I can, but not those soccer girls. Plus I hear their ratings are horrible.

You can have Ivanka.  I'll take Alex Morgan, thank you.

[atomheartbevo 89,858]

17 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

I think Carter did an interview w/Playboy and admitted to "lusting in his mind". Last century that stuff didn't go over well.

This is what nearly sunk him.  

[WhatTheBuck 28,814]

16 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

I think Carter did an interview w/Playboy and admitted to "lusting in his mind". Last century that stuff didn't go over well.

Lusting in his heart. Every man does it every day. Carter was just being honest. 

He's easily the most genuinely Christian president in my lifetime. Probably in history. 

[Lurch 5,932]

I'm a man, I'm 40. I was talking to my coworker who is 46 and he said pretty much that. The spectre of Carter was way more than the reality ever was. From what I can tell he was a great man and maybe a weak president, but I would take his next-to-dead ass over what he currently have any day.

Your friend was 5-9 through his term, FWIW

[4th&Five 41,606]

75? Why not 100%

 

[Gil Bang 26,058]

He wants to blow his fat little boyfriend at the DMZ.

[Radical Larry 28,664]

BORING!

[HenryJames 66,193]

8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

He wants to blow his fat little boyfriend at the DMZ.

 

[henrygandorf 29,197]

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

75? Why not 100%

 

which poll is he even talking about?

i'm pretty sure i heard 54% earlier today, in the context of: "~68% of americans say the economy is strong, and of those people, 54% approve of the job trump is doing."  and the only reason i heard it, is because when the numbers were similar for bush and obama, that number was closer to 75-80% approval.  if he's using that number, that's hilarious (and fitting) because it was only talked about because of how historically low it is.

(i can't remember if the 68% number is accurate, i wasn't really paying attn, but i remember 54%)

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While there, if Chairman Kim of North Korea sees this, I would meet him at the Border/DMZ just to shake his hand and say Hello(?)!

Secret Service has to be thrilled at this prospect.

[4th&Five 41,606]

13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Holy shit! What a pussy. 

 

Edited June 28, 2019 by 4th&Five

[henrygandorf 29,197]

73 yo wm looking to "shake hands" with 35 yo korean man.  if yes, please mt at border.  kthx.

seems legit.

[4th&Five 41,606]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

73 yo om looking to "shake hands" with 35 yo korean man.  if yes, please mt at border.  kthx.

seems legit.

Fixed

[henrygandorf 29,197]

took me a minute.  worth it.

[Eskimohorn 5,644]

While there, if Chairman Kim of North Korea sees this, I would meet him at the Border/DMZ just to shake his hand and say Hello(?)!

 

 

Trump would be the safest American in Russia, China, and North Korea.

[WhatTheBuck 28,814]

9 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

 

 

Trump would be the safest American in Russia, China, and North Korea.

Until his usefulness is exhausted. 

[Francisco 2.0 32,432]

35 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[Francisco 2.0 32,432]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

Your friend was 5-9 through his term, FWIW

I know. He was recalling conversations and other anecdotes.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,821]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Lusting in his heart. Every man does it every day. Carter was just being honest. 

He's easily the most genuinely Christian president in my lifetime. Probably in history. 

Not to thread jack but this is one of the most insightful pieces I’ve read on Carter and why it turned out the way it did politically.

https://millercenter.org/president/carter/domestic-affairs

 

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,581]

73 yo wm looking to "shake hands" with 35 yo korean man.  if yes, please mt at border.  kthx.
seems legit.

Also I have lots of imitation crab meat in my freezer

[4th&Five 41,606]

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,588]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Is it me you're looking for?

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Been mainly gone awhile. I see trump is still the president and still spouting nonsense. Oh well. Won’t be long now. Troll actvity seems      down.

Does anyone have any donuts? 

[4th&Five 41,606]

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

[Message Board User 12,396]

 

[TexEx15 17,574]

55 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Is it me you're looking for?

Do you like Pina Coladas?

[henrygandorf 29,197]

it's getting more and more difficult to tell what is and is not a saturday night live sketch.

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[Biff Tannen 45,751]

Nice shade.

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Maybe MBS can tag along on the SK road trip.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

John Brennan has pretty good Twitter game for an old deep state dude.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[Red Five 40,952]

Very important meetings.

[RPM 26,368]

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

[HenryJames 66,193]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[HenryJames 66,193]

7 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,588]

20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

"You know, after 9-11, I had the tallest building in Manhattan. It was incredible!"

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

[HenryJames 66,193]

42 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"You know, after 9-11, I had the tallest building in Manhattan. It was incredible!"

“So I just want to say thanks.”