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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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14 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’d love to be an Uber driver in the DC area today.  The small talk would be so worth it. 

Your car would smell of hot dog water for months, not worth it 

The only thing better than this thing getting cancelled would be if it stopped raining and they decided to continue, then 200 Trumpkins passed out from the heat/humidity/lack of insulin. 

Apparently over half of the Q crowd believes JFK Jr. has been hiding out in Pennsylvania for the last 20 years in disguise. He had plastic surgery as a disguise and goes by the name Vincent Fusca. Fusca has a celebrity status to the Q's and poses in photos with them. 

Someone else can post an image of Vincent Fusca because when I googled it I had tears in my eyes and almost vomited from laughter. 

4 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

I can't wait to take a look at that crowd size lmao. 

6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Apparently over half of the Q crowd believes JFK Jr. has been hiding out in Pennsylvania for the last 20 years in disguise. He had plastic surgery as a disguise and goes by the name Vincent Fusca. Fusca has a celebrity status to the Q's and poses in photos with them. 

Someone else can post an image of Vincent Fusca because when I googled it I had tears in my eyes and almost vomited from laughter. 

The guy behind Qanon is clearly trolling them to get crazier and crazier. 

I can’t wait for the Trump claims of millions at his rally 

13 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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Reichsparteitag der Freiheit !!!!!!!

I hope it starts pouring when Trump is talking and Pence has to hold an umbrella over his head like P Diddy's manservant. 

I can’t wait for the Trump claims of millions at his rally 

Largest crowd in human history! Pictures are fake news.

While on weather delay, I came across this...lots to unpack here.  Trump tears up during interview when he talks about how people are so mean to him, when he is so nice.  Maybe someone posted in all the parade talk already.

 

30 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Call me crazy, but I would have imagined using the flag as a raincoat would be frowned upon by these self described patriots...once again, I stand corrected.

It's Ok if you're a Republican 

 

2 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

While on weather delay, I came across this...lots to unpack here.  Trump tears up during interview when he talks about how people are so mean to him, when he is so nice.  Maybe someone posted in all the parade talk already.

 

he's never been mean a day in his life.

unless somebody else "started it", then it doesn't count.

my 9 year old nephew has a similar philosophy.

Holy shit, I was sure he was going to use the excuse of the weather to cancel this abortion, but he's gonna come through! 

well this confirms our suspicions.

deep down, god is a democrat.

1 minute ago, Mojo Hand said:

Just started raining again in the area 

Maybe he'll get hit in the face by lightning?

I'm guessing his speech will be like Normandy. He'll stay on script, but will be monotone and boring. 

Heh. Trump started crying because people are mean. 

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

well this confirms our suspicions.

deep down, god is a democrat.

Based on Bible vs. Republican actions, I don't think it's that deep down

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’d love to be an Uber driver in the DC area today.  The small talk would be so worth it. 

So would the surge pricing.

I’m missing this shitshow because I’m overseas (was in the same boat two years ago). Can’t say I miss it, because I don’t much feel like celebrating this country.

 

BUT....this fucking goat rodeo in DC...damn I hate that I’ll miss it - gotta head to bed. I look forward to reading your riveting commentary in the morning.

 

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm guessing his speech will be like Normandy. He'll stay on script, but will be monotone and boring. 

He learned that he can get praise by reading a standard script from a teleprompter. 

No president has ever had this much plexiglass turn out for a speech.

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

White House just released this photo of the crowd...

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This early part of the speech sucks. Let's see if the "USA,USA" chants dont get him fired up so we can address the lack of collusion and obstruction.

We can't afford granny's social security but let's shoot someone to Mars.

So far, this is high school speech contest level stuff.

Awesome to see Gene Kranz is still with us though. A true American legend.

A speech in front of a streaked plexiglass plate is not exactly awe inspiring. 

Not a good look for such a “showman”. Makes him look small. Makes the whole event look rinky dink to be honest. 

 

 

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

A speech in front of a streaked plexiglass plate is not exactly awe inspiring. 

Not a good look for such a “showman”. Makes him look small. Makes the whole event look rinky dink to be honest. 

small, shitty countries throw events like this to make themselves feel bigger and more relevant.  tanks and such.

everyone around the world is making fun of us right now.

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

A speech in front of a streaked plexiglass plate is not exactly awe inspiring. 

Not a good look for such a “showman”. Makes him look small. Makes the whole event look rinky dink to be honest. 

Are you suggesting that something Trump is involved with would be overhyped, cheap, and small? 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

 

are we including the viewers at home?

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

 

Yeah, if all the residents of DC and Maryland count.

Just remember this man is a well documented traitor and multiple felon.  

Made in America

Just found a live stream -- did I miss anything?  Donald is currently teaching a history lesson on cutter ships.  He's an expert, you know.

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