Donald Trump 2019

[Texas Jeff 1945]

He stole this speech from Bill and Ted...

[retread 2951]

This would be terrific if Gary Sinise or any of a hundred other personalities were reading this book report.

Edited July 4, 2019 by retread

[henrygandorf 29192]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Just found a live stream -- did I miss anything?  Donald is currently teaching a history lesson on cutter ships.  He's an expert, you know.

we invented opera.  otherwise, you're up to date.

[Aqua Buddha 14598]

How can he stand there so long with his bone spurs?

[TexArcher 37978]

I think he wants to fuck the Coast Guard.

[triplehorn 2664]

Sounds like Linus reading his letter to the Great Pumpkin

[TexArcher 37978]

And something tells me the Coast Guard doesn't get a vote.

[bad_teammate 13216]

45 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

While on weather delay, I came across this...lots to unpack here.  Trump tears up during interview when he talks about how people are so mean to him, when he is so nice.  Maybe someone posted in all the parade talk already.

 

CRY MORE BITCH

love it

[Aqua Buddha 14598]

So, JFK Jr’s not coming?

[Vito Andolini 9126]

“When I watched the Russian hookers piss on the bed, I had just one question: DID THEY GET OFF?”

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Just found a live stream -- did I miss anything?  Donald is currently teaching a history lesson on cutter ships.  He's an expert, you know.

 

[TornACL 7705]

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

So, JFK Jr’s not coming?

I hope he's piloting that Coast Guard plane. 

[Covri 6249]

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

How can he stand there so long with his bone spurs?

[Bozo_Casanova 26488]

Wow he looks unhappy and the crown looks disappointed, confused and listless. Very low energy. SAD!

[TexArcher 37978]

Yeah, we're definitely going to war soon.

[retread 2951]

Welp, got his flyover. Bolton is currently at full mast.

[EuroHorn 3265]

That’s an awesome flyover.  B-2 with two F-22s

[Aqua Buddha 14598]

CNN just cut away.

[jimmyjazz 45976]

Glad I was able to watch Donald and his vagina neck stand stiffly while some airplanes flew overhead, off camera.

[yoladu 4094]

Haha. CNN went to commercial during the B2 flyover. 

[4th&Five 41558]

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

That’s an awesome flyover.  B-2 with two F-22s

Being Trump’s target audience makes you full aggy. Well done. 

[Blotto 23559]

Donny Bonespurs recounting our military history is really compelling stuff. Deeply moving. I hope he gives proper attention to the thousands of like minded patriots who spent the early 70's dodging STDs in NYC discos.

[tx 3 putt 77061]

So great !

[Aqua Buddha 14598]

To help me introduce the Marines, here is Gunny Highway.

[TornACL 7705]

He reads this speech as if he's learning all these facts for the first time. Which he is. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

He is so orange

[Chooky 13315]

I saw Trump open for Stamos in '19. Epic show, bruh!

[tx 3 putt 77061]

This is a horrible ‘speech’ 

keep it short and upbeat, get out 

[tx 3 putt 77061]

This man is a complete idiot 

[Jack Straw 2954]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

These are the dumbest people on the face of the earth. 

 

These are Johnny Sack’s, OnBoard’s, Icono’s,, ChickenSandwich’s, and Chrispy’s people.  

[TornACL 7705]

There were airports during the Revolutionary War? 

[tx 3 putt 77061]

Wtf, he’s jumping all over the place now 

[TexArcher 37978]

ISIS 100% gone.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[tx 3 putt 77061]

If the election was tomorrow, dems would win by a landslide 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

Edited July 4, 2019 by Hugo Stiglitz

[RPM 26322]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

well this confirms our suspicions.

deep down, god is a democrat.

Jew Jesus was a dirty Lib. American Winchester totin' Jesus was a straight Republican ticket voter.

[tx 3 putt 77061]

Excellent use of a salad bar sneeze guard 

[Chooky 13315]

When Toby Keith and Scott Baio get lowered from a blackhawk I'm gonna get sodomized by a giant freedom boner.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[HenryJames 66121]

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

[Nivek 16945]

Did this get posted?
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/qanon-jfk-jr-conspiracy-theory-854938/

Beautiful/vin diesel

[triplehorn 2664]

airports, ramparts. /same difference

[Mojo Hand 4580]

I'm not watching — is he in a plexiglass box because of the rain or is it a wall to protect him from being shot? 

[tx 3 putt 77061]

3 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

I'm not watching — is he in a plexiglass box because of the rain or is it a wall to protect him from being shot? 

 

Dick in a box

[Chooky 13315]

Our army manned the ampert. It rand the airports. Took over the airports. It did everything it had to do and the star spankle stood defiant. 

[tx 3 putt 77061]

6 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

airports, ramparts. /same difference

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ????

[tx 3 putt 77061]

And huuuuuuuge lulz@the Harriet Tubman shout out 

the same Harriet Tubman that trump is blocking from the $50 bill

luuuuuuuuuuuulzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

this is trolling at its finest !!!!!!!

Edited July 4, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[Radical Larry 28641]

Our army manned the ampert. It rand the airports. Took over the airports. It did everything it had to do and the star spankle stood defiant. 

[4th&Five 41558]

What a fucking dotard.