Donald Trump 2019

[Fudge Nuggets 19279]

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

PM Derka.

We aren’t on speaking terms.

[Jack Straw 2954]

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wonder how the trumpets feel about their chosen one playing so much golf ?

PM FCHorn - who is he posting as here these days? 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

 

[bolverk 29826]

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I would like to know why Pence (now in Ireland after his visit to Poland) is staying in Doonbeg where Trump International golf course is located. Ireland is not lacking for places to stay. The amount of $$ we have funneled to Trump industry could have bought and paid for anything Ukraine needed.

Nice catch. Just checked on a map and Doonberg isn't remotely close to anything other than Trump's fucking golf course.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

I cannot claim credit for that-I saw it while browsing the various sites. Someone mentioned where he was staying, and I'm like wut?

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53 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wonder how the trumpets feel about their chosen one playing so much golf ?

Liberals: "He said he wouldn't play golf, he's ripping off American taxpayers!"

Trumpkins: "Libtard tears are the yummiest!"

The rest of us: "Who the fuck did you think Trump was?"

 

[Jack Straw 2954]

“Getting fleeced and selling the country down the river to teach the liberals a lesson - total win.”

- Republicans 

[Eskimohorn 5657]

Wonder how the trumpets feel about their chosen one playing so much golf ?

Trump is conducting business while shooting 67. And, while playing at his courses, he’s losing money because Bubba Watson could’ve been paying for a round.

[Bozo_Casanova 26688]

2016

Edited September 2, 2019 by Bozo_Casanova

[Guest Lobo]

Dammit Matt, I got excited.  I thought you meant "it's serious" as in the president could be meeting his end.  You just mean, he's gonna get to some situation trailer and ask questions about why most hurricanes seem to turn counter-clockwise.

Edited September 2, 2019 by Lobo

[ConferenceRoom 6154]

Dammit Matt, I got excited.  I thought you meant "it's serious" as in the president could be meeting his end.  You just mean, he's gonna get to some situation trailer and ask questions about why most hurricanes seem to turn counter-clockwise.

Situation trailer? You mean the restroom foyer with tablecloths tacked up?

[Brisketexan 105614]

Situation trailer? You mean the restroom foyer with tablecloths tacked up?

Yeah, dudes...you gotta read the date. For irony.

[retread 2951]

You've got 10 seconds while he's in the buffet line to brief him on the Cat 5 hurricane.

[4th&Five 41709]

Such a moron. 

Edited September 2, 2019 by 4th&Five

[Guest Lobo]

Situation trailer.  It's a real term.  It's where disaster relief folks meet to aggregate and deploy resources.  Not even joking.  Y'all know what I mean, I'm sure there's some other term of art.  But it's where everybody from governors to LEO to FEMA meet to assess on the ground.  I'm just picturing trump in one of them, "It's the biggest trailer, it's huge!"  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Well that’s entirely irresponsible 

[Ted Lange 16158]

 

[Planet Houston 4943]

23 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

[Guest Lobo]

Pence: "not enough Cock here, Mr. President, I'll head home.  I mean, Cork."  

[Francisco 2.0 32436]

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32436]

Honest to God, this is not The Onion:

 

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I'm just picturing trump in one of them, "It's the biggest trailer, it's huge!" 

It’d have to be, in order to fit him in. 

[Ted Lange 16158]

 

[Guest Lobo]

I smell threesome!  

[SaucyJack 3504]

4 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Masterbate to pictures of Ivanka?

*masturbate

[Gil Bang 26101]

58 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Honest to God, this is not The Onion:

 

 

 

 

 

1939 was a very, very long time ago.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The aggies actually won something that year.

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

1939 was a very, very long time ago.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The aggies actually won something that year.

So did the Polish, apparently.  According to President Trump, who I am pretty sure studied history in the SEC.  

[WhatTheBuck 28842]

2 hours ago, retread said:

You've got 10 seconds while he's in the buffet line to brief him on the Cat 5 hurricane.

Unfortunately he was preoccupied with the chocolate volcano. 

[WhatTheBuck 28842]

40 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

They should invite them to the school where Mrs. Pence teaches to meet the students, parents, faculty, and administration. Maybe have them teach classes for a semester. 

[Guest Lobo]

You know Judd...for a gay guy...you have really shitty Gay-Dar.  Mike "Gimme Some of that Dick, Boy" Pence is right in front of you each day, and you think statements like the one you just released are somehow insightfuL?  

[retread 2951]

36 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Unfortunately he was preoccupied with the chocolate volcano. 

Not many people know this, but there are Cat 5 volcanoes. Very true. - DOTUS probably

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, retread said:

Not many people know this, but there are Cat 5 volcanoes. Very true. - DOTUS probably

Lots of lava.  I think...yeah, they said...the most lava they've ever seen.  Tons of lava.  Just tremendous amounts of lava.  One of the most lava'ist eruptions we've ever seen.  Just tons of lava.  So much lava.  Anyway, we're taking care of it.  Of the lava, and the lava to come.  And also the before lava.  Just so much lava.  Wow, fantastic lava.  Not like that, but in the sense that it's such an incredible amount of lava that we're seeing.  I mean, am I right people?  We're handling the situation as the lava continues.  So, great news.  Lava.  

[Chad Fuck 17867]

Honest to God, this is not The Onion:
 
 
 
 
 

“Mike Pence is there representing me.”

Fuck you very much. He’s there to represent America you fucking idiot.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

While I was catching up on the news today, I read a comment that grabbed my attention. It's the kind of thing that a journalist might have a hard time confirming because of the lack of access to the president, especially of late. The writer had observed a large red mark on Trump's forehead (visible in the Fema briefing) that the baseball cap didn't quite cover up. In subsequent interviews (such as the one by the helicopter) he is wearing the hat pulled lower. At first I thought, naw no way, especially since Rupar had an interview video on his Twitter and Trump wasn't wearing a hat. But that video (while posted today) is an old video. So Trump may have had a fall. Not that it would affect his usual rambling speeches.

TL/DR Trump is still an idiot.

[Guest Lobo]

A guy that big with that many people walking around him is not going to fall and only hit one little part of his forehead.  His build doesn't work that way.  

It's obviously a microchip installed by Alex Jones.  

[joe dirt 285]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Lots of lava.  I think...yeah, they said...the most lava they've ever seen.  Tons of lava.  Just tremendous amounts of lava.  One of the most lava'ist eruptions we've ever seen.  Just tons of lava.  So much lava.  Anyway, we're taking care of it.  Of the lava, and the lava to come.  And also the before lava.  Just so much lava.  Wow, fantastic lava.  Not like that, but in the sense that it's such an incredible amount of lava that we're seeing.  I mean, am I right people?  We're handling the situation as the lava continues.  So, great news.  Lava.  

👌 beautiful lava. 

[WhatTheBuck 28842]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

“Mike Pence is there representing me.”

Fuck you very much. He’s there to represent America you fucking idiot.

In Trump's mind, they're synonymous. He uses the two terms interchangeably. 

[RomaVicta 30107]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

“Mike Pence is there representing me.”

Fuck you very much. He’s there to represent America you fucking idiot.

Vice President...Viceroy, what's the real difference?

[Guest Lobo]

Viceroy?   Doral?

what is it with Trump and cigarette brands from the 1970s?   Can’t wait to see how he fits Pall mall into the conversation. 

[henrygandorf 29199]

the only good that can come of this is the absolute and total obliteration of the notion of wearing a baseball cap and sports coat together.

it's basically like the hitler mustache.

[HenryJames 66286]

 

[Ted Lange 16158]

 

[ConferenceRoom 6154]

7 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

the only good that can come of this is the absolute and total obliteration of the notion of wearing a baseball cap and sports coat together.

it's basically like the hitler mustache.

Poor Ron Howard.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

7 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Wow, that is incredible.

 

This morning, though, the president of Purdue University is going to receive this letter from the Trump Administration:

 

Dear Mr. Daniels,

Please note that your heretofore your funding in the amount of $454 million dollars has been rescinded for the fiscal year 2019. Also please note that we are pleased to announce that MIchael Thompson is the recipient of a fellowship to study at the Moscow Institute of Physics and Technology.

Sincerely,

DJ, Mikey P, and the gang

[Chad Fuck 17867]

In Trump's mind, they're synonymous. He uses the two terms interchangeably. 

I know. It still annoys me profoundly.

And this is where I vent my frustrations. Because if I don’t I’m gonna blow a 50 amp fuse.

[Francisco 2.0 32436]

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

MAGA motherfuckers.

 

Seriously, where are our #MAGA folks?  They want to chime in on the President just casually tossing out a (previously) closely held state secret on just how good our optics are from orbit?

Yet, they will vote for this fucking shitstain again, because #MAGA.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I know. It still annoys me profoundly.

And this is where I vent my frustrations. Because if I don’t I’m gonna blow a 50 amp fuse.

I agree with you. But, like they said, in his mind he is The Chosen One. He got it wrong, though, because he isn't a reader and anyone who has read Harry Potter knows Trump has mixed up the hero with the villain. Someone should tell those students in Tennessee (where the school is banning the series) how it ends.

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1 hour ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Poor Ron Howard.

And Kevin Feige.

[PsychMike 1552]

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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"They're super bright in the sky and are easy to find," says Michael Thompson, a graduate student in astrodynamics at Purdue University who spots satellites in his spare time. Once a satellite is seen, it's relatively easy to work out exactly where it will be at any point in the future. "Using math to calculate an orbit is really easy," he says.

Michael Thompson, you are a madman. When you tracked that satellite, and your friend tried to spot it with the telescope. I want to party with you, cowboy.

 

Seriously, that is impressive.

[bad_teammate 13316]

I love this paragraph:

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And she says she thinks she's not alone. Others will be trying to use the image to learn more about how USA 224 works. "I imagine adversaries are going to take a look at this image and reverse-engineer it to figure out how the sensor itself works and what kind of post-production techniques they're using," she says.

TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!