Donald Trump 2019

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11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Trump+Nickleback=potential

They are Canadian, what happened to the whole MAGA thing?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

#TrumpMeltdown is the #1 trending topic in the world. so we have that going for us, which is nice.

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2 hours ago, Mojo Hand said:

The problem is, it's too dry compared to Trump's ranting.  They just need like a blinking red "FALSE". 

With a buzzer sound.

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43 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

You have to spell it right to be the joke. Schiffty doesn't have any direct correlation to be drawn with Rick and Morty. 

Go take a comedy class homie. 

So can we say Trump is schiffing his pants today?

[BrickHorn 18234]

35 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Dink Bonknotto just went on Fox to say the IG briefing will expose a massive spy ring in the state department. Maybe Boing Dongrotti did that this morning, because it was on fox and friends. 

Are you talking about Bon Bongroino?  I know that guy!

[Michael Knight 12977]

I really wish someone would have the balls to respond to him when he talks about the fake news and corrupt media with " Many people are saying you're a fake president and a corrupt administration, there are many fine people in your administration but most of them are corrupt"

[FondrenRoad 4378]

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I really wish someone would have the balls to respond to him when he talks about the fake news and corrupt media with " Many people are saying you're a fake president and a corrupt administration, there are many fine people in your administration but most of them are corrupt"

Somebody should say that, but they shouldn't lie. There aren't many fine people in his administration. There may even be none at all. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

7 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Are you talking about Bon Bongroino?  I know that guy!

I thought he was talking about Dong Gangreeno, but I could be wrong

[BrickHorn 18234]

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I thought he was talking about Dong Gangreeno, but I could be wrong

Right.  That’s what I said: Bang Vangino.  

[HenryJames 66052]

These last two days have been a helluva year.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

let's check on that halted Nork nuclear program:

 

[Chooky 13307]

30 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Are you talking about Bon Bongroino?  I know that guy!

No, no. Bink Brawn Donkey. Bon Bongroino drove that rickshaw for Slab Gunderspank. 

[mdmost 43001]

BUT HIS PHOTOGRAPH!

[HenryJames 66052]

11 minutes ago, Chooky said:

No, no. Bink Brawn Donkey. Bon Bongroino drove that rickshaw for Slab Gunderspank. 

He’s a human Affliction T-shirt.

[BrickHorn 18234]

6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

No, no. Bink Brawn Donkey. Bon Bongroino drove that rickshaw for Slab Gunderspank. 

No, I’m talking about Knob Dongbingo.  You know, that pug-nosed pumpkin with the  neatly-trimmed vagina hair on its face that yells at me from inside my TV set to imprison librarians.  

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

40 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I really wish someone would have the balls to respond to him when he talks about the fake news and corrupt media with " Many people are saying you're a fake president and a corrupt administration, there are many fine people in your administration but most of them are corrupt"

I don't know the 'do's and don'ts' of journalism, but there have got to be a few interns that want to earn their stripes so just get them a press pass and some scripted questions and let them sacrifice themselves for the good of the Daily Planet. They won't be asked back, but every day is a new day in DJ World.

[tantric superman 4667]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This tweet needs to be its own article of impeachment.

Why are they golfing with Steve Zahn?

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51 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I really wish someone would have the balls to respond to him when he talks about the fake news and corrupt media with " Many people are saying you're a fake president and a corrupt administration, there are many fine people in your administration but most of them are corrupt"

"Remember that time when your son didn't talk to you for a year after his mom said you raped her? How did y'all reconcile that?"

[Bozo_Casanova 26460]

No, I’m talking about Knob Dongbingo.  You know, that pug-nosed pumpkin with the  neatly-trimmed vagina hair on its face that yells at me from inside my TV set to imprison librarians.  

Oh, you mean Dong Manbingo.

[Brisketexan 105139]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh, you mean Dong Manbingo.

You know.....this riff will NEVER get old.

[staboner 4969]

whats up friends? how is today going?

gonna go refill my coffee. brb

[RPM 26321]

Are y'all talking about Dang Monbango?

[jimmyjazz 45953]

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Are y'all talking about Dang Monbango?

Dude, pay attention.  It's Kong Longdongo.

[RPM 26321]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's Kong Longdongo.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

13 minutes ago, staboner said:

whats up friends? how is today going?

gonna go refill my coffee. brb

Well we're still here. I heard there was a meltdown, but not that kind.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Charming 

[RPM 26321]

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Charming 

That's going to play well... in Wisconsin.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

11 minutes ago, RPM said:

That's going to play well... in Wisconsin.

Trump will throw $8 or $10 billion in dairy subsidies to 'em and cheeseheads will vote for him again.

[Bookman 4639]

Just catching up on the day. Have plenty of popcorn. 

‘Trump is in a downward spiral. Not sure how long it will take but I’m going to enjoy watching that immoral, corrupt piece-of-shit fall. 

[Biff Tannen 45685]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You know.....this riff will NEVER get old.

Slut Benwalla.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

Sum Ting Wong

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

12 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Trump will throw $8 or $10 billion in dairy subsidies to 'em and cheeseheads will vote for him again.

The problem is these farm subsidies aren't trickling down to the small farmers. For those keeping track, trickle down economics is still batting .000

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Post Oak 20213]

The English man....my kingdom for this level of creativity

 

[staboner 4969]

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

Well we're still here. I heard there was a meltdown, but not that kind.

 

feels good man. 

hopefully we are winning soon. 

[staboner 4969]

fuckbilled twatypus? thats good.

maybe though twatapus is better. 

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

It's really satisfying seeing this fucker flail along with his gang of deplorables.  But that's not enough.  We all need to press for jailtime and charges of treason.  Keep up the heat.  We know this fat POS is going to succumb to mother nature and die in the next couple of years, but don't let his merry band of dipshits off the hook.  FUCK you all. 

[Radical Larry 28619]

Slut Benwalla.

What?

[Chooky 13307]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh, you mean Dong Manbingo.

You guys are all over the map on this. Not Crank Bandana. You're remembering Fleece Newton, who has nothing to do with any of it. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26460]

What?

Gerry Dorsey

[Bookman 4639]

Don’t forget that 63,000,000 voted for this.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

One wonders how melanie is doing

[JimmyJames 12271]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

One wonders how melanie is doing

She spends her days figuring out how to not get beat up by the salty sailor.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

One wonders how melanie is doing

[Chad Fuck 17681]

One wonders how melanie is doing

I’m sure she has a string of Secret Service agents on speed dial.

[Jack Straw 2954]

8 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Don’t forget that 63,000,000 voted for this.

And has the full support of every Republican elected official in this country. 

[Guest Lobo]

Something just happened, word came down.

 

Everything you know...is at an end.  

 

Buckle up.  The next 6 weeks aren't gonna be pretty.  People will suffer.  

[bad_teammate 13195]

Fozz is right that Nickleback meme is hilarious.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

8 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Fozz is right.... 

[Quasimofo 406]

Running for the shelter