Donald Trump 2019

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

7 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Bombing our own bases!

The entire Trump administration in four words. 

[SubliminalHorn 6811]

2 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Just spitballing here...but I dunno maybe he's a dumbass?

Well, yeah

[RPM 26342]

4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

She looks strong and in control in that pic. DOTUS looks like he’s crying. Why the fuck would he even tweet that picture?

and as pointed out, the military personnel can't even look her in the eye.

[Message Board User 12396]

28 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I gotta admit I'm a bit jealous - it's gotta be almost a zen-like state of contentment to have zero self-awareness.

[Message Board User 12396]

 

[Ted Lange 16113]

 

 

[sachick 1189]

Holy shit, is that a lot of old, white men in the trump admin.  They really couldn't find a single woman or person of color to add to that picture?

Then again, I guess that's the point.  Gotta put the womenz and minorities in their place.

Love the imagery of the lone woman at the table having to stand up to the all the white men.

[Ted Lange 16113]

9 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21102]

11 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

How is this a new or controversial idea? Did anyone think that this wasn't happening? 

[Radical Larry 28660]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He put the white back in White House. 

That will be the home page of texags by morning.

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

12 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

How is this a new or controversial idea? Did anyone think that this wasn't happening? 

Yeah, it's been widely suspected here for quite some time. 

[Continental Op 3934]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

This Dallas rally and Beto’s competing rally could get out of hand.

 

 

 

 

Trump's event and Beto's event are roughly 15 miles apart. 

[Brandywine 1316]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

What an idiot. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. 

[Party_Taco 3764]

I know I keep saying it, but the house cleaning required after this foray into fascism and banana republicanism cannot be understated.

Sweep up all of these criminals from the halls of government and usher them to the gallows.

[TornACL 7722]

Is he an idiot or is he confessing? Why not both? 

[Anastasis 23481]

41 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

How is this a new or controversial idea? Did anyone think that this wasn't happening? 

My moneys on munchkin. 

[F250 28817]

5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Just wait until his second term and he starts sending world leaders dick pics.

[German accent]

It looks like a thin slice of bockwurst, vy is it vider than it is longer?

[/German accent]

[Bruh Man 3160]

55 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Too trigger about illegals spending food stamps at McDonalds to care. 

[RPM 26342]

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

How is this a new or controversial idea? Did anyone think that this wasn't happening? 

I called it when he was running. Told my BIL if he won it was a lock. BTW, my fully Trumpkin BIL has gone silent lately. I need to give him a call and catch up on current events.

[Guest Lobo]

Where/when is the trump rally?   I’m rolling into dallas around 9:30a tomorrow and want to avoid the area as best I can. Had no idea, fuck.

edit.  Seeing its american Airlines center but no indication of time. Gonna go out on a limb and say the Bush family

doesnt attend and he drops some shitty remark   In other news, Dan Patrick got his tartan plaid blowjob bib back from the dry cleaners just in time!!!

 

Edited October 17, 2019 by Lobo

[InkaUtexas 26080]

Floyd nailed it... 

 

Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Ooh-ah, mother, should I build the wall?

Mother, should I run for president?
Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
Ooh-ah, is it just a waste of time?

[Burt 4092]

29 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Floyd nailed it... 

 

Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Ooh-ah, mother, should I build the wall?

Mother, should I run for president?
Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
Ooh-ah, is it just a waste of time?

More than once...

Big man, pig man
Haha, charade you are
You well-heeled big wheel
Haha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Sayin', "Keep on digging"
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?

[InkaUtexas 26080]

5 minutes ago, Burt said:

More than once...

Big man, pig man
Haha, charade you are
You well-heeled big wheel
Haha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Sayin', "Keep on digging"
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?

Yeah, but let us all keep the  faith. The Republic lives through us all. 

If you didn't care what happened to me
And I didn't care for you
We would zigzag our way through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing

Edited October 17, 2019 by InkaUtexas

[Bruh Man 3160]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Where/when is the trump rally?   I’m rolling into dallas around 9:30a tomorrow and want to avoid the area as best I can. Had no idea, fuck.

edit.  Seeing its american Airlines center but no indication of time. Gonna go out on a limb and say the Bush family

doesnt attend and he drops some shitty remark   In other news, Dan Patrick got his tartan plaid blowjob bib back from the dry cleaners just in time!!!

 

What are the chances he announces a pardon for Amber Guyger?

[HenryJames 66164]

 

[RPM 26342]

3 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

What are the chances he announces a pardon for Amber Guyger?

Zero

[jimmyjazz 46109]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

The apple doesn't fall far from the shade tree.

[Js1 85539]

I’d have framed it and shown off to my despot buddies at the next conference

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21218]

Art of the Deal   

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

I like to look over the Official Schedule every morning, and for the first time this morning I noticed something odd. Perhaps it is a mistake, but I'm not so sure.

Last evening, the President delivered remarks at a reception in honor of the Italian Republic. It was held at the WH in the East room. The schedule for this morning however has the President at Andrews around midnight and then returning to the WH, wherein this morning he has his helicopter walk back to the copter to return to Andrews before he departs to Texas. So where did he go last evening after the reception? Too dark for golf. Hookers? I am probably misunderstanding something.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

The simulation is amazing. Putting a retarded criminal in office, having him unilaterally abandon an ally (STOP THE ENDLESS WARS!) so that a NATO country could invade another country and destroy said ally. Will it go completely bonkers and have the retard go to war against the NATO country in reaction to their actions that the retard originally signed off on?

[faps 806]

Well, would one NATO member going to war with another dissolve NATO? If yes, then I could see that actually happening. Ya know, for his daddy Putin.

[DixonHur 11364]

10 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

The simulation is amazing. Putting a retarded criminal in office, having him unilaterally abandon an ally (STOP THE ENDLESS WARS!) so that a NATO country could invade another country and destroy said ally. Will it go completely bonkers and have the retard go to war against the NATO country in reaction to their actions that the retard originally signed off on?

You left out the part where he said that escaping ISIS members aren't a problem because they'll go to Europe.  That's what they get for allying themselves with...(checks notes)... America.

[brown water 3778]

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I like to look over the Official Schedule every morning, and for the first time this morning I noticed something odd. Perhaps it is a mistake, but I'm not so sure.

Last evening, the President delivered remarks at a reception in honor of the Italian Republic. It was held at the WH in the East room. The schedule for this morning however has the President at Andrews around midnight and then returning to the WH, wherein this morning he has his helicopter walk back to the copter to return to Andrews before he departs to Texas. So where did he go last evening after the reception? Too dark for golf. Hookers? I am probably misunderstanding something.

Paging Airmen O’Malley and Rodriguez 

[ConferenceRoom 6145]

3 minutes ago, brown water said:

Paging Airmen O’Malley and Rodriguez 

They don't know shit.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

9 minutes ago, mcbrisket said:

Well, would one NATO member going to war with another dissolve NATO? If yes, then I could see that actually happening. Ya know, for his daddy Putin.

That’s a great point...what are the implications of this military excursion for Turkey in regards to NATO? 
 

sidenote: has someone ever laid out dotard’s major foreign policy actions and listed what countries benefitted from those actions? He said himself that he’ll be remembered for his foreign policy. Has someone laid out the early returns there in a simple and concise fashion? 

[Mo Horn 8853]

Still no tweet, or anything about the passing of Cummings. I guess if you can't say anything nice...

[Dewey 3288]

Bombing our own base because the guy didnt think about clearing our bases before letting Turkey run wild. That's right out of Hogans Hero's script, except it's not a dumbass german general, it's our president. 

[shnsajax 3591]

Still no tweet, or anything about the passing of Cummings. I guess if you can't say anything nice...

He sure as hell won’t be writing the tweet.

[HenryJames 66164]

 

[4th&Five 41586]

 

[Mo Horn 8853]

So the tweet about Cummings on his feed was followed by a retweet of himself. No way he wrote the first one, but you know he had to retweet the second one that better reflected how he truly felt. 

[bad_teammate 13224]

10 hours ago, sachick said:

Love the imagery of the lone woman at the table having to stand up to the all the white men.

Why are we erasing the race of that lone woman?

White feminism has coopted racial justice dialogue and messaging to a disgusting extent. The only thing more dangerous to people of color than white men is white women. We stand astride the world as unequal partners.

A white women standing firm and pointing her finger is what got Emmett Till killed and countless other black men. A white woman is who killed Botham Jean, a black man, in his home and earned herself a light sentence and hugs from the judge and victim's families.

The idea that a white woman's gender makes her qualified to stand against the power of white supremacy is absurd. And you're talking about a white woman half of whose job is to tell young women of color in her caucus to shut up and go back to waiting tables while the old white people like her and Chuck and Steny handle things.

This is in especially stark relief now that those same young women of color backed Sanders and sent white liberal Twitter and media pundits into a tizzy of feigned confusion and alarm.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

14 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I also said this in the Nancy thread, but the fact that he thinks this makes her look bad just shows how stupid and sexist he is.

[Post Oak 20257]

17 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So the tweet about Cummings on his feed was followed by a retweet of himself. No way he wrote the first one, but you know he had to retweet the second one that better reflected how he truly felt. 

Someone else sent the first tweet.  He didn't. We'll know probably later today his real feelings about Cummings because he'll tweet something that will remind us just how awful he is.

[softlynow 1820]

11 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Why are we erasing the race of that lone woman?

White feminism has coopted racial justice dialogue and messaging to a disgusting extent. The only thing more dangerous to people of color than white men is white women. We stand astride the world as unequal partners.

A white women standing firm and pointing her finger is what got Emmett Till killed and countless other black men. A white woman is who killed Botham Jean, a black man, in his home and earned herself a light sentence and hugs from the judge and victim's families.

The idea that a white woman's gender makes her qualified to stand against the power of white supremacy is absurd. And you're talking about a white woman half of whose job is to tell young women of color in her caucus to shut up and go back to waiting tables while the old white people like her and Chuck and Steny handle things.

This is in especially stark relief now that those same young women of color backed Sanders and sent white liberal Twitter and media pundits into a tizzy of feigned confusion and alarm.

You’re right, no issue can be addressed unless we address all of them at once.

[atomheartbevo 89781]

12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

If Rick is going on the record about this, then even that dumbass aggy knows not to be the last one without a chair when the music stops.

[bad_teammate 13224]

1 minute ago, softlynow said:

You’re right, no issue can be addressed unless we address all of them at once.

wut?

Want to praise Pelosi for being a woman standing up to a room full of men? Cool, that's good and I agree.

But to racialize this when the hero figure is yet another member of the oppressive racial caste who actively fights against non-white people in her own caucus is dumb.

[atomheartbevo 89781]

11 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

This Dallas rally and Beto’s competing rally could get out of hand.

 

 

 

 

The amount of time between one of those oathkeeper guys getting their firearm into position and doing something threatening towards somebody, and a Secret Service agent reacting would be incredibly small.

I wouldn't be surprised if the SS keeps those guys a block or two away at least.

[atomheartbevo 89781]

10 hours ago, RPM said:

and as pointed out, the military personnel can't even look her in the eye.

Correction: They can't defend Trump's actions.